President of Iceland says that he will ban pineaaple on pizza. World peace in jeopardy.
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[QUOTE=patrioticturtle;51844659]I pity the fools who will never be able to enjoy the succulent taste of a good hawaiian[/QUOTE]
But you can't enjoy something that's inherently joyless, Mr. sideways Italy
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;51844625]Pineapple on pizza should be a violation of the geneva convention - it is a crime against humanity! [B]Sweet and salty does not mix![/B][/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but Sweet and Salty Popcorn instantly disproves this. In addition, Pineapple on Pizza is hardly a sin considering Spinach pizza is an actual thing. Which rather than tasting sweet or salty, tastes like nothing really. We ought to put the death penalty for making Spinach pizza by that logic. Everyone should be free to make [I]the abomination they've always dreamed of[/I].
I never got the hate about pineapple pizza.
Smoked salmon pizza I don't understand at all, however.
Fuck you all, i like pineapple on a pizza
If I could ban for pizza miscegenation, i would. You damn heathens
I'm actually ordering a pizza with pineapple right now. Wish me luck.
[b]Edit:[/b] It is great.
You're all pizzaphobes
NUKE ICELAND
[B]NOW[/B]
Stop oppressing our culture merely because you see different views.
Pineapple on pizza is delicious, I'd even put some in a burger.
[video=youtube;pgVe5b3CZls]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVe5b3CZls[/video]
Really though, Pineapple is gross.
Get out of here you heretics.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;51844778]I'm sorry but Sweet and Salty Popcorn instantly disproves this. In addition, Pineapple on Pizza is hardly a sin considering Spinach pizza is an actual thing. Which rather than tasting sweet or salty, tastes like nothing really. We ought to put the death penalty for making Spinach pizza by that logic. Everyone should be free to make [I]the abomination they've always dreamed of[/I].[/QUOTE]
The thing about spinach is, that it isn't sweet the same way that pineapples are. So that should be allowed. Same with onions.
[editline]19th February 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tools;51844820]Stop oppressing our culture merely because you see different views.
Pineapple on pizza is delicious, [B]I'd even put some in a burger[/B].[/QUOTE]
:ohno:
More countries should follow Iceland's example tbh.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;51844778]I'm sorry but Sweet and Salty Popcorn instantly disproves this. In addition, Pineapple on Pizza is hardly a sin considering Spinach pizza is an actual thing. Which rather than tasting sweet or salty, tastes like nothing really. We ought to put the death penalty for making Spinach pizza by that logic. Everyone should be free to make [I]the abomination they've always dreamed of[/I].[/QUOTE]
I was going to agree with you but spinach and ricotta pizza is the shit.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;51844859]
:ohno:[/QUOTE]
It's true, the degeneracy of pineapple eaters doesn't stop at difiling pizzas, they will stop at nothing:
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[T]http://www.skinnytaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/grilled-lean-teriyaki-burger-550x390.jpg[/t]
We need to do something about these people, think of the children!
I posted this in GD before:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3cwcFeu.png[/IMG]
It's a banana, curry, chicken, pineapple pizza. And the only time I'm not eating it is when I'm eating a regular Hawaiian pizza.
This is why you're no longer mod.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51844910]I posted this in GD before:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3cwcFeu.png[/IMG]
It's a banana, curry, chicken, pineapple pizza. And the only time I'm not eating it is when I'm eating a regular Hawaiian pizza.[/QUOTE]
See exactly what I mean, pineapple eaters only seek to up the ante of their cruel practice.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;51844908]It's true, the degeneracy of pineapple eaters doesn't stop at difiling pizzas, they will stop at nothing:
[NSFW]
[T]http://www.skinnytaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/grilled-lean-teriyaki-burger-550x390.jpg[/t]
We need to do something about these people, think of the children![/QUOTE]
:sick:
pineapple pizza is good you fucking basket cases
[QUOTE=glitchvid;51844922]See exactly what I mean, pineapple eaters only seek to up the ante of their cruel practice.[/QUOTE]
With curry, no less. It's like someone took my beloved cuisine and then.....[I]perverted[/I] it with bananas and pineapples and stuck it on a pizza.
What did your mother do to you as a child to warrant such deviancy?
I've made a simple test for what greens are allowed on pizza.
If is a nightshade or an annual plant, it's good
If it isn't, it's no good
Same rule applies for curries
hey guys
i actually [I]only[/I] like pizza when it has pineapple on it
it's fucking boring otherwise
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;51844625]Pineapple on pizza should be a violation of the geneva convention - it is a crime against humanity! Sweet and salty does not mix![/QUOTE]
wait until you taste chocolate pretzels...
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;51844753]I personally believe that everyone should have the right to their own pizza toppings, be it Spinach, Shrimp,Canned Tuna,Lettuce or even Pineapple. We need to accept that Pineapple Pizza is just a way of life now and that any attempts to hold them back from their choice of toppings is a clear sign of the beginnings of a dictatorship within Europe. We're all free to our own toppings, even if they are [I]completely and utterly shit[/I].[/QUOTE]
I don't want any shitty illegal pineapple on pizza immigrants coming to my beautiful home, we need to build a massive pizza wall, and it has to be built quickly.
if it becomes an offical law, civil war will soon break out with the two sides of the pineapple war fighting for their choice of topping
[QUOTE=kilerabv;51844632]People call themselves preogressive in the cullinary arts, but are against taste-mixing. What kind of sham is this?[/QUOTE]
Do you also consider people who fuck dogs progressive in sexual acts? Heathens, the lot of you.
[editline]19th February 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51844910]I posted this in GD before:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3cwcFeu.png[/IMG]
It's a banana, curry, chicken, pineapple pizza. And the only time I'm not eating it is when I'm eating a regular Hawaiian pizza.[/QUOTE]
It's a slippery slope, I tell ya'. I knew it all along!
[editline]19th February 2017[/editline]
This should be a war crime.
If there is anyone else that does this, raise your hand:
Order any pizza with pineapple on it. Take off the pineapple pieces and eat them separately.
There you go. You got pizza with dessert.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;51844908]It's true, the degeneracy of pineapple eaters doesn't stop at difiling pizzas, they will stop at nothing:
[NSFW]
[T]http://www.skinnytaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/grilled-lean-teriyaki-burger-550x390.jpg[/t]
We need to do something about these people, think of the children![/QUOTE]
grilled pineapple on a burger that has been marinated in teriyaki sauce is fucking delicious
Damn pineapple pizza eating pigs.
Liking pineapple on your pizza is like liking pickels on your cocolate cake.
I don't care what people want to put on their pizzas in their own homes, but keep that stuff private! I don't want to see or hear about such deviant behavior. [I]Oh, and don't you dare start teaching how to make pineapple pizza in schools. Think of the children![/I]
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