• Grocery worker: I gave out semen-tainted yogurt
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[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32713232]Ok, that's pretty horrible, still, I think 3 years are harsh. Fine the living shit out of him, perhaps make him pay to the woman herself, possibly give him few weeks of obligatory community service, but unless he actually has some STD (which they should obviously check), he shouldn't go to jail. I mean, yeah, it's pretty nasty, but realize what we are talking about. 3 years in jail is quite some fucking time, plus it ruins his chances to get a real job. Also consider how much will his inprisonment cost. Tens of thousands of dolars out of tax money wasted for a disgusting but most probably harmless idiocy. He should get punished, but unless the woman actually gets some desease, no serious damage was done, and he shouldn't go to jail.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Lick;32714017]Three years is a very long time to spend in a cell, especially for something trivial like this. He didn't murder anyone, he just did something incredibly disgusting. So disgusting that he should be forced to throw away three years of his life? Does that not seem excessive to anyone? And why are you all so quick to assume that he has mental problems, could you not imagine a sane person doing this? What he did was gross and wrong but was it really that terrible that he deserves this degree of punishment, I don't think so.[/QUOTE] "Oh yeah, it's just sexual assault, it's not [I]that[/I] bad, just kind of gross. Now, if he gave her AIDS or something, then yeah, I could see it being justified to give him 3 years. That would still be a long time. I mean, it's not like any harm was done. It's not like the woman will be psychologically and emotionally harmed by this, and develop trust issues and fears of food. Not at all." Oh no! The guy who puts is spunk into food and tricks people into eating it [I]might have a hard time getting a real job![/I] Oh fucking no! How horrible! Damn that woman, not enjoying some random guy's jizz and treating it as just a funny joke! "Could you not imagine a sane person doing this?" No. No I cannot. And my imagination is pretty fucking extensive, let me tell you. Fuck off. [QUOTE=Aerkhan;32712811]So he got 3 years for putting his semen on a spoon and in a yoghurt sample. wow also why did the woman not enjoy it, she probably never swallowed.[/QUOTE] You really think that putting semen in something and eating it is a normal thing? Who the fuck are you, Chris-chan?
when the guys ask her if she spit or swallow, she can reply spit. :quagmire:
[QUOTE=Last or First;32714801]I mean, it's not like any harm was done. It's not like the woman will be psychologically and emotionally harmed by this, and develop trust issues and fears of food. Not at all."[/quote]It's solution of water, few proteins and other simple chemicals. In vast majority of cases it's not dangerous. It's not even [I]that[/I] disgusting, no matter if you like it or not. Nobody with over 5 braincells anywhere in the civilized world won't frown down upon her for this, as it wasn't her fault. if it happened in middle east where she could get stoned for it, then the social aspect would be understandable.[quote] Oh no! The guy who puts is spunk into food and tricks people into eating it [I]might have a hard time getting a real job![/I] Oh fucking no! How horrible![/quote] Are you ridiculing that this man will possibly have the rights which normal people have because of a sick joke? You can't imagine what it is like to be locked down with murderers and thieves for three years. You can't imagine what is it like to live in shame for rest of your life, because you did something dumb yet harmless once.[quote]Damn that woman, not enjoying some random guy's jizz and treating it as just a funny joke![/quote]Neither of us who you quoted accused or attacked the woman in any way. You are pulling shit out of your mouth. The woman was wronged, that's for sure. It's about severity of the punishment the guy gets[quote] "Could you not imagine a sane person doing this?" No. No I cannot. And my imagination is pretty fucking extensive, let me tell you. Fuck off. [/quote] That's exactly the reason why he shouldn't end up in jail, but at a shrink. Insane people don't belong to jail. If you consider someone insane, you admit he is not responsible for his acts, and you can't punish him for them in the full range. I feel like people here can't really imagine what are three years of jail followed by life without a perspective are like.
I think it's a fair sentence considering he potentially fucked up the rest of someone's life
[QUOTE=Reimu;32712923]He's gonna get a lot of semen on a spoon in prison, I'll tell you that :v:[/QUOTE] He can wish that it's only on a spoon.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32715091]It's solution of water, few proteins and other simple chemicals. In vast majority of cases it's not dangerous. It's not even [I]that[/I] disgusting, no matter if you like it or not. Nobody with over 5 braincells anywhere in the civilized world won't frown down upon her for this, as it wasn't her fault. if it happened in middle east where she could get stoned for it, then the social aspect would be understandable. Are you ridiculing that this man will possibly have the rights which normal people have because of a sick joke? You can't imagine what it is like to be locked down with murderers and thieves for three years. You can't imagine what is it like to live in shame for rest of your life, because you did something dumb yet harmless once.Neither of us who you quoted accused or attacked the woman in any way. You are pulling shit out of your mouth. The woman was wronged, that's for sure. It's about severity of the punishment the guy gets That's exactly the reason why he shouldn't end up in jail, but at a shrink. Insane people don't belong to jail. If you consider someone insane, you admit he is not responsible for his acts, and you can't punish him for them in the full range. I feel like people here can't really imagine what are three years of jail followed by life without a perspective are like.[/QUOTE] I don't think you quite understand the severity of this. This is a man who is handling food and he chooses to [i]willingly[/i] dump a spoonful of his spunk into said food and then, again, [i]willingly[/i] begins to give out samples knowing full well what he has done. I don't care if he doesn't have the opportunity to enjoy a more comfortable life just because [b]you[/b] feel sorry for him. It doesn't matter what it's made up of or how harmless you think it is, you don't do that. Especially if you're working round food. That's violating health and safety right there. Hell, it could even be argued as sexual assault. Besides, it says that he [i]could[/i] be facing up to three years. His sentencing is still pending and chances are he'll get a much lighter sentence with more emphasis on the three years of supervision that is expected to follow.
Register him as a sex offender and I'll be happy.
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;32713083]And because it's a slightly lower chance than if he went the direct route and shoved his dick in her, it's ok?[/QUOTE] Where did I say that? I was just pointing out the risk isn't that great.
I like how she knew what that was right away. "Mmm... yogurt! Wait... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE OH GOD IT'S SEMEN. *spit spit spit*"
you guys realize how long 3 years is right?
3 years is a bit harsh imo. If he doesn't have an STD then she's not in any harm why should he serve a jail sentence of three years? Sure it's gross but 3 years in prison is a long time, an a lot of taxpayer money. At most he should pay a ridiculous fine to the victim.
[QUOTE=Mattk50;32717729]you guys realize how long 3 years is right?[/QUOTE] Seriously, people all say "yeah 3 years deserves it" and then leave the thread and never think about the case ever again, we have the leisure and fortune of not being confined for long periods of time. Let alone 3 years. He needs to get help though, perhaps send him to an asylum? After all, asylums are not meant only for typical hollywood psychos.
Must have shitty tasting cum if she spit it out, otherwise, what a dumbass.
When I worked at a grocery store we used to joke about doing this, but no one was sick enough to actually do it. I hope he doesn't get three full years for this but at least lock him up for a little bit so he can learn his lesson.
Eww, what a waste of good semen.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;32715154]I think it's a fair sentence considering he potentially fucked up the rest of someone's life[/QUOTE] Dude. Whatever you're smoking, can you send some my way? That must be some pretty heavy shit. Honestly, how could he have "potentially fucked up the rest of someone's life"? Short of him having an STD and her having open sores, the worst that would have happened is she would have had a bad taste in her mouth and she'd have to wash her clothes. And the article would have mentioned if she had gotten anything from the incident - the media [b]loves[/b] that kind of shit. That being said, all you people who say that three years is somehow justified and honestly believe what you say, you guys need to all send in samples of what [b]you're[/b] smoking, too. I think you're all in on some massive bong party or something that I haven't heard about, because you're all smoking some serious shit. Even if he did do this before, three years is still absurdly long. He's been detained for [b]three months[/b] now. I think in that fucking amount of time he's probably come to realize "wow jerking off in a cup of yogurt may have sounded funny at the time, but no way in hell it was worth this." I'm all for giving him a fine. Hell, I would even elect that court-ordering him to do at least a few weeks of therapy would be entirely justified. But [b]three years[/b]? Hell, I would elect that even a few months would be too long - and that's not counting the three months he's been detained now. I'm sure you've all done stupid shit. Maybe not as stupid as jerking off in a cup of yogurt then giving it to someone to eat, but stupid shit nonetheless. Would you feel it justified if you were shipped off to jail for, say, a year, because you thought it'd be funny to put a bucket of ice water sitting on top of a partially opened doorway, to spill on whoever opens the door? I'm not trying to justify his actions or anything, but something tells me this was his stupid idea of a funny prank. He probably has the same mentality as Aerkhan, who said he found it a funny stunt. Hell, even if he is pathological, a few months, a big fine, and some court-ordered therapy is probably enough. If he does it again, then institute him in some sort of asylum.
aw shit i was enjoying this yogurt, too
Honestly I would've had more sympathy for him if he was a 16 year old punk who thinks he's being hilarious, the guy is 32 years old. Not to mention he lied to the investigators. I'm surprised the article didn't say if he was going to be registered as a sex offender or not because he probably should be.
This is disgusting but I can't stop laughing :v:
But the saltiness was the best part of my yogurt :c
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;32723749]Dude. Whatever you're smoking, can you send some my way? That must be some pretty heavy shit. Honestly, how could he have "potentially fucked up the rest of someone's life"? Short of him having an STD and her having open sores, the worst that would have happened is she would have had a bad taste in her mouth and she'd have to wash her clothes. And the article would have mentioned if she had gotten anything from the incident - the media [b]loves[/b] that kind of shit.[/quote] Yes, yes, because the only damage that you can inflict on a person is physical. There's no way that her personality and behavior will change for the worse by being tricked into consuming jizz by a completely random person who she assumed was normal and that she could trust with something as simple as 'Hey, try this free sample'. Nope, not at all. [quote]That being said, all you people who say that three years is somehow justified and honestly believe what you say, you guys need to all send in samples of what [b]you're[/b] smoking, too. I think you're all in on some massive bong party or something that I haven't heard about, because you're all smoking some serious shit. Even if he did do this before, three years is still absurdly long. He's been detained for [b]three months[/b] now. I think in that fucking amount of time he's probably come to realize "wow jerking off in a cup of yogurt may have sounded funny at the time, but no way in hell it was worth this." I'm all for giving him a fine. Hell, I would even elect that court-ordering him to do at least a few weeks of therapy would be entirely justified. But [b]three years[/b]? Hell, I would elect that even a few months would be too long - and that's not counting the three months he's been detained now.[/quote] You seem to think that jerking off into a cup and feeding it to someone is something that's just the result of a stupid person deciding to play a prank. It isn't. [quote]I'm sure you've all done stupid shit. Maybe not as stupid as jerking off in a cup of yogurt then giving it to someone to eat, but stupid shit nonetheless. Would you feel it justified if you were shipped off to jail for, say, a year, because you thought it'd be funny to put a bucket of ice water sitting on top of a partially opened doorway, to spill on whoever opens the door?[/quote] How the fuck can you compare pouring cold water on someone to jizzing into food and feeding it to a random person? A better comparison would be "Would you feel it justified if you were shipped off to jail for, say, a year, because you thought it'd be funny to put a bucket full of shit / semen sitting on top of a partially opened doorway in a random store, to spill on whoever opens the door?" To which I would say, yes, going to jail for at least a year for pouring your bodily waste on a random person would be justified. Because the person has deeper issues than "lol check this out, bro, this is gonna be so funny". [quote]I'm not trying to justify his actions or anything, but something tells me this was his stupid idea of a funny prank. He probably has the same mentality as Aerkhan, who said he found it a funny stunt. Hell, even if he is pathological, a few months, a big fine, and some court-ordered therapy is probably enough. If he does it again, then institute him in some sort of asylum.[/QUOTE] There's "stupid idea of a funny prank", and then there's "sexually violating someone". Guess which this is. Hint: the answer is not the former one. Another hint: it's "sexually violating someone".
[QUOTE=Reimu;32712923]He's gonna get a lot of semen on a spoon in prison, I'll tell you that :v:[/QUOTE] psst the spoon [img]http://shufflingdead.com/Cockwars/Gamma10/Captain-Hammer.jpg[/img] is my penis
All that i can say is: Yum yum! ...and I guess she doesn't suck well :v:.
[QUOTE=Last or First;32724626]Yes, yes, because the only damage that you can inflict on a person is physical. There's no way that her personality and behavior will change for the worse by being tricked into consuming jizz by a completely random person who she assumed was normal and that she could trust with something as simple as 'Hey, try this free sample'. Nope, not at all. You seem to think that jerking off into a cup and feeding it to someone is something that's just the result of a stupid person deciding to play a prank. It isn't. How the fuck can you compare pouring cold water on someone to jizzing into food and feeding it to a random person? A better comparison would be "Would you feel it justified if you were shipped off to jail for, say, a year, because you thought it'd be funny to put a bucket full of shit / semen sitting on top of a partially opened doorway in a random store, to spill on whoever opens the door?" To which I would say, yes, going to jail for at least a year for pouring your bodily waste on a random person would be justified. Because the person has deeper issues than "lol check this out, bro, this is gonna be so funny". There's "stupid idea of a funny prank", and then there's "sexually violating someone". Guess which this is. Hint: the answer is not the former one. Another hint: it's "sexually violating someone".[/QUOTE] so we punish people based on the hypothetical extent of the damage they could cause? shit. lets lock up muggers for life, cause they could have traumatized that person into never going outside again! its a stupid fucking prank. stop reading into it so much. yeah maybe some therapy is in order, but for fucks sake, even if it is a deep seeded mental problem like you seem so dead set on, prison time isn't gonna fix it. [editline]11th October 2011[/editline] three years is way too much. 6 months community service and a large ass fine.
[QUOTE=Callius;32713054]You're right it's not a good idea but getting STDs from oral is unlikely unless you have open mouth sores or internal cuts etc. That and I love how he managed to randomly chose probably the one person who'd hand them in for forensic testing etc, if it were me I'd just spit it out and say it's tasted crap, not assume it was semen.[/QUOTE] She clearly knew it was semen. No one would just do that kind of shit. Had he given it to a guy, the guy in question probably would have just thought it tasted bad, but a woman is more likely to know what semen tastes like. That or one of his friends or something said "oh my God she ate your cum! trolololol." That'd be a pretty big give away. Also, doubt he'll get 3 years.
[QUOTE=TomoAlien;32726085]All that i can say is: Yum yum! ...and I guess she doesn't suck well :v:.[/QUOTE] yum? have you ever tasted it?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS BUY FERMENTED MILK AND DRINK IT! Yoghurt here in Serbia is just fermented milk.
I was unaware there was such a crime as "adulterating food". That being said, does/should this count as oral rape?
Hot.
What a dick
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