3 years seems like a lot for this, maybe community service and a fine. I can guarantee that 3 years of prison will do a hell of a lot more damage to this guys life than having a salty yoghurt.
You usually don't semen doing this everyday!
What a sticky situation.
When I was in school, some guys made a cake for someones birthday and they jacked off into the mixture. They shared the cake around the year group and told people afterwards. One dumbfuck girl was saying "oh my god what if I get pregnant" and was so outraged she told the deputy headteacher that the cake had been tainted, but she was too embarrassed to say what with. The deputy assumed it was drugs, and the lads nearly got a shitbollocking, before they owned up. The teacher apparently just laughed.
Funnily enough, this group of lads are actually members of facepunch. And yes, I did have a slice. I thought it tasted funky so I gave it to a friend, who had 3 slices after someone else disapproved of the taste and gave it to him. Was an interesting day.
This makes me not want to accept free samples anymore.
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;32712816]I lol'd at the picture caption.
Still though, how fucking gross. Did he think he wouldn't get caught? And even worse, he put this random woman at risk for receiving whatever STDs this dickface may have.
Honestly, I have to wonder what he was thinking when he decided this would be a good idea.
[editline]10th October 2011[/editline]
3 years for tricking someone into consuming your bodily fluids.
3 years for putting someone at risk for disease.
3 years for being a disgusting pig with absolutely no judgment or self-restraint.
Seems pretty appropriate.[/QUOTE]
I call for 3.5 years. Thats pretty fucking sick.
I would vomit on someone if they did that to me if I had the chance.
[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;32712816]
3 years for tricking someone into consuming your bodily fluids.
3 years for putting someone at risk for disease.
3 years for being a disgusting pig with absolutely no judgment or self-restraint.
Seems pretty appropriate.[/QUOTE]
The guy who stabbed George Harrison 8 times in his house also got 3 years.
Justice system works well as always.
The debate on whether or not 3 years is too much is yet another case of some people thinking that sex is a huge fucking deal.
If sex to you isn't such a big deal, then 3 years will probably seem like a little bit too long...
But if you think sex is unholy sinful shameful business then you'll find it disgusting and justified.
Personally I think 3 years is too much. But there's more to it than just the fact that he jizzed in a cup of yogurt as a prank, it's also that he was actually a worker there. A person should be able to rely on the people who work on the grocery store :/
So overall, what he did was disgusting, disrespectful, potentially dangerous [I](I think?)[/I] and unprofessional [I](seeing as he was on his job)[/I]. People just tend to overreact when sex is involved in some way.
Honestly I don't know what I think would be a suitable punishment. First of all he should be fired so hard, and probably fined. Jail time? Ehhh...
He must of ate asparagus before all of this.
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