Yes, it blends!
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]too soon?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
So was he a furry?
[sp]furries in a blender[/sp]
[sp]sorry[/sp]
There's a quote from the [i]Jungle[/i] about a guy being made into leaf lard that comes to mind.
[QUOTE=Vasili;40489804]have you seen how they dump cows into those fine blenders?
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[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345[/url][/QUOTE]
Now let's all take a second to imagine he was standing up in one of those things, since he was cleaning it and all.
Being pulled in with your feet stuck, getting grinded vertically upwards.
Feeling your bones slowly being broken all the way up to your chest. Fuck. [B][I]Fuck.[/I][/B]
[quote] “unexpected start-up of the [blender] machine”[/quote]
Although how the hell does it unexpectedly start up?
Did anyone think of the movie "The Mangler" after reading this?
[QUOTE=AshMan55;40489724]I couldn't help but think of the 'Will it blend?' theme song when I read this.
Then I cried a little.[/QUOTE]
Human smoke, don't breath this!
[QUOTE=Vasili;40489804]have you seen how they dump cows into those fine blenders?
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[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345[/url][/QUOTE]
WHERE DID THE COW GO???
[QUOTE=Vasili;40489804]have you seen how they dump cows into those fine blenders?
NSFW
[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345[/url][/QUOTE]
The cows are already dead when they do that, right?
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For fucks sake check the date before you post this thread is 6 weeks old
[editline]16th June 2013[/editline]
please don't reply to this anymore
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[QUOTE=CoolCorky;40494624][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA[/media][/QUOTE]
If only he fell into this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k[/media]
I thought all machines had safety stuff around them to stop this kind of thing happening?
[QUOTE=deltasquid;40493352]My dad, being a police officer, has seen his share of horrific accidents as well.
One being a rail in a concrete factory breaking and some dude falling into a huge cement mixer.
Perhaps worse, was a guy who committed suicide in a steel factory, and jumped into boiling steel. Due to the consistency, he just crashed into it and floated on top as his skin boiled off.
Also fun one, though not a factory incident, was some lady in a hospital who committed suicide by jumping in the hallway, down the middle of the staircases. She fell at an angle, and one of her arms got stuck on a railing, got ripped off, and when she fell at the bottom, the impact ripped her belly open and the organs fell out when they turned her on her back to identify her.
Good stuff...[/QUOTE]
Uncles a cop. He's seen someone get squished under an elevator at a distribution center when they were trying to retrieve a box that fell under it. It came down on top of him. It wasn't a normal elevator with a small cavity at the bottom. It laid flat on the floor. Think it was for moving boxes and stuff.
Bumps like these really grinds my gears.
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[QUOTE=meppers;40492529]what if they accidentally put a little bit of the human meat in with their meat products.[/QUOTE]
I can imagine the news article: "Tesco announces new meat range, named Soylent Green"
This is horrible but all I can think of is that one scene from "The Wall"
[QUOTE=Occlusion;40489721]Did it literally chop him into mince or was it stopped.
Either way, holy shit.[/QUOTE]
I imagine it would be better if it minced him.
If the machine just stopped it would probably be a much slower death.
[QUOTE=Skyward;41060074]If only he fell into this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k[/media][/QUOTE]
Hell no
Had he fallen into that (or better, under that) we might have created some sort of mega-human, that would make us all his slaves.
My imagination is making me feel a little bit sick right now... These kind of machines scare the living shit out of me, rubber mills are worse IMO
Will it blend? Man smoke don't. Breath this.
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