Some gamedev becomes a dad - Polidicks

Everyone's saying that rust is making a ton of money, but you're forgetting that gmod grosses like 40k a day or something ludicrous.

[QUOTE=Ern;42206290]I want to know the kid's name so I can register an FP, Facebook, and Twitter account in his name for humorous effect.[/QUOTE] hahahah nerds nice dark rp server not anymore hahaha #lovemydad

Somehow my brain decided it would be a good idea to picture garrys face having sex. I need sleep.. Or a cold shower and some morphine.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42206091]What's the gender/name?[/QUOTE] Garry II or Gary The 2nd, calling it.

Can we mail gifts to the Facepunch office?

[QUOTE=arthuro12;42206345]Somehow my brain decided it would be a good idea to picture garrys face having sex..[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/4slRj.png[/IMG] ?

[QUOTE=godinthehouse;42206252]He'll have an account by day 3, then it'll be the youngest facepuncher ever![/QUOTE] And will still be more mature than the Rust forums.

Go forth, and name him, Niko.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42206091]What's the gender/name?[/QUOTE] Well isn't that ultimately up to the child?

Welcome to the club Garry! It's a rewarding experience that will change you for the better! My son just turned 2 and I couldn't be happier than I am when I am with him.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8Za4Gvn.png[/IMG] give us some newssss

I hope this thread is archived and shown when the kid's 20 or something.

[QUOTE=frozensoda;42206437]Welcome to the club Garry! It's a rewarding experience that will change you for the better![/QUOTE] or his child will slowly break him down and put him on an emotional rollercoaster as he wonders whether or not he fucked up somewhere along the line like i did with my father

Congraturaisins newman

[QUOTE=Jocke;42206226]Show us a picture of him/her, would love to edit the shit out of it[/QUOTE] just face morph Sarah and garry together [t]http://i.imgur.com/NOOdKBf.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/JF2udcU.png[/t] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/L7SLBeL.png[/IMG]

Clearly a rip off of JBinfant

[QUOTE=Jocke;42206226]Show us a picture of him/her, would love to edit the shit out of it[/QUOTE] Don't do this, IDK if you saw what they did to the pictures of my son, but it really bothered me.

Make him an account today, and give it him in 13 years.

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;42206526]Make him an account today, and give it him in 13 years.[/QUOTE] Give it when he knows how to write & read. Set him as mod. Go grab some popcorn.

[QUOTE=frozensoda;42206510]Don't do this, IDK if you saw what they did to the pictures of my son, but it really bothered me.[/QUOTE] Why would you ever post pictures of your s̶o̶n̶ 3D printer on any forum? Garry is different though, I'm sure he's gotten used to being somewhat scrutinized in the public eye by now.

Give us a picture of Babby Newman and we will make a Photoshop thread for it in a heartbeat

I wonder if the kid will one day be a poster here

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;42206526]Make him an account today, and give it him in 13 years.[/QUOTE] Set his date of birth to 1900 to fool the TOS.

Name the baby Larry if a boy and Carrie if a girl.

mike

Congrats, Garry. May your child be happy and healthy and not try to kill you in your sleep.

are we considered family

Name him Oedipus, just to see if the universe has a sense of humor.

too bad I don't have a photo of him without hair on his head to compare the baby photo with.

[QUOTE=doomevil;42206356]Garry II or Gary The 2nd, calling it.[/QUOTE] i went into the future and found a video of a lunatic ruining the newman family reunion in a few generations [video=youtube;ejvSVuelB4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejvSVuelB4o[/video]