When he grows up he better not get a car
All he'll do is crash
Will he be available on steam workshop?
newman made a new man
Everyone get out your Alyx and Kleiner ragdolls, we're gonna have to teach this kid the birds & the bees eventually.
What would happen if the kid posts that cat here?
[QUOTE=Darth_Kris;42214282]What would happen if the kid posts that cat here?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk[/media]
Replace cops with mods and chicago with facepunch and al capone with gary's baby
[editline]16th September 2013[/editline]
I heard my mama cry, I heard her pray the night that facepunch died
New game mode unlocked
Trouble in Transgender Town.
Where do babies come from? :x
[QUOTE=James xX;42216357]Where do babies come from? :x[/QUOTE]
Apparently Garry's penis.
[QUOTE=James xX;42216357]Where do babies come from? :x[/QUOTE]
When a man and a woman love eachother very much, they decide to piss off a DarkRP server until a magical stork picks up one of their players and drops it inside the woman's vagina.
[quote]There was blood and shit everywhere. When the baby was passed to Sarah he also did a really black shit all over the place. He had also tore her a bit[/quote]
childbirth doesn't sound too pleasant
[quote]She moaned as she turned onto her side – and crack. I told her it sounded like his leg snapping in half.[/quote]
garry is great at helping people relax
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[QUOTE=Sally;42219124]So its a girl. This is going to end bad.[/QUOTE]
um
[quote]That morning in the shower I had decided we were calling him Alex.[/quote]
[QUOTE=jordguitar;42219214]um[/QUOTE]
alex
aka the world's #1 unisex baby name
Alyx
[QUOTE=Mbbird;42219227]alex
aka the world's #1 unisex baby name[/QUOTE]
im sure garry confirmed the gender when he was down below
[QUOTE=jordguitar;42219240]im sure garry confirmed the gender when he was down below[/QUOTE]
i mean yeah lol it mentions it's a boy but you can't prove it like:
"it's a boy, notice the unisex name"
[QUOTE=Mbbird;42219227]alex
aka the world's #1 unisex baby name[/QUOTE]
Now the child can choose his/her own gender!
"There was blood and shit everywhere. When the baby was passed to Sarah he also did a really black shit all over the place." - Garry Newman on fatherhood
[QUOTE=Judas;42219305]"There was blood and shit everywhere. When the baby was passed to Sarah he also did a really black shit all over the place." - Garry Newman on fatherhood[/QUOTE]
"A good while later she was rolled in. Looking like a completely different person. No longer strained, no longer stoned, no longer a red twisted face. Instead a white, smiling, pretty face. The kind of face you get after having a huge shit."
Garry, you're such a romantic.
Will there be a baby shower
I want to send him some shit
Srs
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;42212415]as a transgender woman nothing hurt me more in the world than reading this.
Edit: uhh.... you guys know I'm pretty right wing right?[/QUOTE]
from a shit post to a shitpost in a single edit
Congrats man, being a dad is the best thing in the world.
[quote]Sarah decided she needed a poo.[/quote]
[quote]She still needed a poo – and told us a lot.[/quote]
[quote]At one point even explaining that it was her bum that needed the poo.[/quote]
[quote]There was blood and shit everywhere.[/quote]
[quote]When the baby was passed to Sarah he also did a really black shit all over the place.[/quote]
[quote]She settled for a while but the feeling of needing a poo came again. We tried her on the toilet, we tried her walking around, we tried her on the toilet.[/quote]
Coprophilia
All garry needs to do now is mod alex within the next few days so she can do great things for this forum and make it a better place
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