Oh, dear, I thought he just found out about the pregnancy, not the birth actually happened. Congrats Garry
oh god the blood and shit thing had me choking
what a nice way to remember your child's birth
"daddy what was it like when I was born"
"GODDAMN IT TERRIFYING"
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42221635]oh god the blood and shit thing had me choking
what a nice way to remember your child's birth
"daddy what was it like when I was born"
"GODDAMN IT TERRIFYING"[/QUOTE]
[t]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091029180120/gmod/images/5/5c/Paint_context_menu_default.jpg[/t]
HE NAMED HIS BABBY AFTR ME IM SO HONORED
Congratulations etc.
If his child becomes Moderator there shall be a dramatic power shift.
He will take down his fellow moderators until only one remains. Garry. They will fight in a battle for power, destroy the hobbies section and creationism corner until only one remains. And that one decides the fate of Facepunch. It can continue as a dictatorship, or it can become something worse that only time will tell.
[QUOTE=jordguitar;42218980][url]http://garry.tv/2013/09/16/child-birth/[/url]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9OSwmLA.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I hope the baby will be alright.
Now, to figure out how to fire it out of an AK-47...
All jokes aside, congratulations, and I hope all goes well.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;42212415]as a transgender woman nothing hurt me more in the world than reading this.
Edit: uhh.... you guys know I'm pretty right wing right?
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This post made me cringe
I hate people that take every
fucking
time
somebody says "gender" as offending transgenders
Grow the fuck up
I was seriously hoping the baby would be named Garry and thus Garry himself would change his name to Garry Oldman.
[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;42224199]I was seriously hoping the baby would be named Garry and thus Garry himself would change his name to Garry Oldman.[/QUOTE]
But then that confuses the theory that Garry is G-Man.
It's probably not true
But
Just to be sure
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;42224215]But then that confuses the theory that Garry is G-Man.
It's probably not true
But
Just to be sure[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xLwaztQ.png[/IMG]
[editline]17th September 2013[/editline]
garry is not an fbi agent
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;42224267][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xLwaztQ.png[/IMG]
[editline]17th September 2013[/editline]
garry is not an fbi agent[/QUOTE]
He might be. Have we ever asked him if he was?
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;42224276]He might be. Have we ever asked him if he was?[/QUOTE]
He's British, he's clearly with Mi5 or Mi6 or whatever they have these days.
[QUOTE]He had also tore her a bit[/QUOTE]
"He blew out the southern region. :("
[QUOTE=lolz3;42224340]"He blew out the southern region. :("[/QUOTE]
FUCKING. OW.
One day I want Garry to take his young son to the computer, open up Facepunch, and say "One day son, this will all be yours..."
[QUOTE=GhostG45;42224542]One day I want Garry to take his young son to the computer, open up Facepunch, and say "One day son, this will all be yours..."[/QUOTE]
[I]Pffft, thanks dad.[/I]
Name it Jarry, after Jarrysmod.
Congrats
[QUOTE=GhostG45;42224542]One day I want Garry to take his young son to the computer, open up Facepunch, and say "One day son, this will all be yours..."[/QUOTE]
And then, Garry will show Alex OIFY, and say "I'm keeping this, though.'
I know babies look like that at some point but god it looks like a tortured soul begging for a quick death
That was a good read.
Congratulations!
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;42224107]This post made me cringe
I hate people that take every
fucking
time
somebody says "gender" as offending transgenders
Grow the fuck up[/QUOTE]He's strawmanning.
garry is fucking disgusting. I shit you not, I quote:
[quote]There was blood and shit everywhere. When the baby was passed to Sarah he also did a really black shit all over the place. He had also tore her a bit.[/quote]
[quote]Sarah decided she needed a poo. So she got on the toilet and didn’t have one. [/quote]
[quote]She settled for a while but the feeling of needing a poo came again. We tried her on the toilet, we tried her walking around, we tried her on the toilet. [/quote]
[quote]No longer strained, no longer stoned, no longer a red twisted face. Instead a white, smiling, pretty face. The kind of face you get after having a huge shit. [/quote]
i think garry has a shit fetish
Congratulations, Garry.
baby dlc for garry's mod?
Hope all works out, Garry. Your son's in good hands, and those docs know what they're doing. He'll be okay.
[editline]18th September 2013[/editline]
Also goooogle you're a cock.
