[QUOTE=TorrentR;42233100]I know babies look like that at some point but god it looks like a tortured soul begging for a quick death[/QUOTE]eh i dunno kinda looks like a lil Garry to me
Garry Junior.
[quote] We’d have taken Alex home and would be wondering why he wasn’t working properly.[/quote]
Oh Garry you
[QUOTE]We’d have taken Alex home and would be wondering why he wasn’t working properly.[/QUOTE]
garrysbaby.exe has stopped working.
[editline]18th September 2013[/editline]
also somebody please archive this thread so when he joins facepunch he can read about strangers on the internet making jokes about his birth and how horrific it was
Is the baby Okay? I read the blog, and it said that the baby was puking bile and was sent to Neonatal intensive care unit. It got me a little bit concerned. It must've been really scary seeing the child with wires and tubing coming off him during the treatment. Seeing a newborn child going through intensive care is probably one of the biggest nightmares for a parent. Is he better now? Can the child go home now?
[QUOTE=Garry's Twitter]Remember when I was a hard ass and didn't care about anything?
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUg7rgHCcAA_M0v.jpg:large[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jacknife;42205978]who knew he had it in him[/QUOTE]
it was his lady friend that had it in her, silly.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;42242811]it was his lady friend that had it in her, silly.[/QUOTE]
are you sure?
[QUOTE=meppers;42206193]so you and Sarah are going to get married at some point right?[/QUOTE]
baby still would be a bastard
hue
[QUOTE=ChrisR;42242561][t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUg7rgHCcAA_M0v.jpg:large[/t][/QUOTE]
Garry lost a finger that day.
Is someone going to tell Leeko to update the biography of gary newman?
[url]http://garrynewmanbiography.ytmnd.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=GhostG45;42224542]One day I want Garry to take his young son to the computer, open up Facepunch, and say "One day son, this will all be yours..."[/QUOTE]
"what's that shadowy place?"
"That's the OIFY, and you must never go there."
Uncle Hezzy wants to take it over, so he orchestrates Garry's death. Little Garry then runs off and meets Craptasket and Postal in the woods. They live together for many years developing small half life 2 mods and living the shadow of Facepunch until one day when Autumn shows up (imagine she's Garry juniors age) and they fall in love. She then convinces him to go back and kill Hezzy and his army of unbanned users and former mods. He climbs the ladder to the moderator forum and confronts Hezzy (who has MaxofS2D in a cage), and throws him off moderation rock into the refugee camp. They then rejoice as the Newman line rules the forums again.
oh yeah, the monkey shaman guy is Mikfoz
[QUOTE='[sluggo];42285815']Uncle Hezzy wants to take it over, so he orchestrates Garry's death. Little Garry then runs off and meets Craptasket and Postal in the woods. They live together for many years developing small half life 2 mods and living the shadow of Facepunch until one day when Autumn shows up (imagine she's Garry juniors age) and they fall in love. She then convinces him to go back and kill Hezzy and his army of unbanned users and former mods. He climbs the ladder to the moderator forum and confronts Hezzy (who has MaxofS2D in a cage), and throws him off moderation rock into the refugee camp. They then rejoice as the Newman line rules the forums again.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't trust Postal with kids. I mean, have you seen how hairy his ass is?
He also plays with bugs.
Apparently I missed this thread.
Congrats Garry.
congrats garry
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The day "my daddy is going to ban you!" became applicable.
How's the kid doing?
How was his first Christmas?
Congrats, Garry.
(Despite the fact I am months or probably even a year late)
did he get that watermelon?
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;43340573]So when will the next one come?[/QUOTE]
he's already alive, but nobody likes him, unlike his older brother
I heard he was called rust ...
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;43340573]So when will the next one come?[/QUOTE]
Jeez, you guys already sound like my grandparents. "WHEN NEW GRANDKID"
So what happened? Is the baby okay?
Can I have him?
Is his name Larry
Please tell me his name is Larry
[QUOTE=proch;43343998]Is his name Larry
Please tell me his name is Larry[/QUOTE]
It's Alex.
[QUOTE=Maruhai;43340584]he's already alive, but nobody likes him, unlike his older brother
I heard he was called rust ...[/QUOTE]
Rusty
[QUOTE=Sword and Paint;43344842]Rusty[/QUOTE]
Snabbo
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;43344792]It's Alex.[/QUOTE]
I knew that Garry had a son but I didn't know his name was the same a mine.
If his luck is like mine he will grow up with people assuming he is a girl online and people not listening when he tells them his name and they will think he is called Alec. That and people tend to just assume that your name is actually Alexander and you are just saying Alex for short and this pisses me off because of how often it happens.
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