• The Olympics; One Big Orgy
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[QUOTE=C47;37013579]Since the women are physically fit and all, wont most of them be flat chested? Swimmers, gymnasts etc[/QUOTE] [sp]that wouldn't stop me[/sp]
[QUOTE=C47;37013579]Since the women are physically fit and all, wont most of them be flat chested? Swimmers, gymnasts etc[/QUOTE] yeaaah and?
Suddenly everyone wants to be an Olympian
[QUOTE=killerteacup;37013689]Suddenly everyone wants to be an Olympian[/QUOTE] After this, why wouldn't you wanna be? [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Perhaps I can sneak in with the Jamaican bob sledding team :v:
[QUOTE=C47;37013579]Since the women are physically fit and all, wont most of them be flat chested? Swimmers, gymnasts etc[/QUOTE] Breasts don't inhibit football, running, or wrestling that much I think. It depends on the event, different body types are well suited to different sports(like how sprinters are really toned and gymnasts are really tiny).
I don't know that this appeals to me.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;37013176]Tbh musclewoman look kinda gross.[/QUOTE] At least we're talking about contestants of the Olympics and not those of "The Biggest Loser".
On second thought this is totally unfair.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37014195][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4IqAMwAGn1w/TB-cBklqguI/AAAAAAAAWzs/sQsOzWJ8VbU/s1600/muscle_woman.jpg[/img] I'd bang the damn Biggest Loser a hundred times before that![/QUOTE] Yeah you know that's not what Olympians actually look like right?
Wasn't it already known in history that the athlete that received the highest honor and ranking, would have the best pick of women in the entire state? Not surprised about this, considering the tremendous physical form they have. Man, those volleyball women. :O
Note the breasts, melted away as a result of the masculinizing exercises. Evidently this one has skimped out on breast implants that so many find necessary. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Oh, there was another page. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Eluveitie;37014283]Yeah you know that's not what Olympians actually look like right?[/QUOTE] I retract, it was indeed totally unfair.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;37013066]It makes perfect sense, you get a group of the most atheletically fit (and generally young) people all together and getting to learn about the world and generally spending time with atheletic, beautiful people. And you know, after reading the article, I couldn't help but notice the black condom is the largest of them all.[/QUOTE] I actually went back to check it, but then I noticed that [I]the yellow condom is the smallest of the bunch...[/I]
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;37014283]Yeah you know that's not what Olympians actually look like right?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/12/sQlYtxKjstqffFhllKteK.jpg[/img] Olympian. [img]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/features/joyner/gallery/03.jpg[/img] Olympian There are a lot of very attractive Olympians out there.
it should be super obvious, you get alot of fit, young athletes in one spot from all around the world. [I]"Hmm, 9am? Think I might go get me a piece of that french ass." "Lunch time, hmm, might aswell go get me some of that Brazilian ass."[/I]
i smell a 10% chance that a new STD is discovered after all this.
I don't know. I've never been one to push virginity and such, as that would be hypocritical of me, but really the idea of a giant orgy just doesn't appeal to me. I'm more of a personal one-on-one intimate sex kind of guy. Call me a pussy, but whatever.
Sucks for the 15 year old Olympians. But then again maybe not.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;37014514][img]http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/12/sQlYtxKjstqffFhllKteK.jpg[/img] Olympian. [img]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/features/joyner/gallery/03.jpg[/img] Olympian There are a lot of very attractive Olympians out there.[/QUOTE] oh hey that bikini is totally painted on olympians do not look like that
Gymnastics team must be getting so much ass right now....
time to whip out the bow and start with archery again. also, if there is something everyone in this thread would tap and you know it... brazilian female volleyball team. Oh yeah.
Not to worry! There's still the winter Olympics!
Zeus would approve.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37014195]On second thought this is totally unfair.[/QUOTE] get fit and maybe you'll deserve something
It's one big genetic experiment, they are breeding the super athlete.
[QUOTE=Killuah;37015719]It's one big genetic experiment, they are breeding the super athlete.[/QUOTE] You laugh but there are rumors this has been going on in countries like China and North Korea for some time. I have no idea if it's true or not, but if it is, it doesn't surprise me in the least.
Well, this certainly explains why Boris has such a keen interest in this year's Olympics.
Yeah I was talking about this thing last week with my classmates. You can't really do anything that would net you a ban at the anti-doping check, so all they have left is the allowed 'normal' vices and a vacation full of fit people... [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Pretty cool, of course.
I know what I must do. I will become one with the ping-pong table.
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37013115]If we're trying to match condoms to race, I wanna know who has green dicks :v:[/QUOTE] People from Greenland
[QUOTE=darkedone02;37014690]i smell a 10% chance that a new STD is discovered after all this.[/QUOTE] if it comes off the world's greatest athletes, how bad can it be? shit'll give you superpowers
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