Afghan Army To Receive Lessons in American Cultural Ignorance - Polidicks

[QUOTE=loopoo;37873516]That's how we do it. Spray, then wipe with toilet to dry up.[/QUOTE] I use water to wipe my ass everyday since i came back from Thailand 6 years ago. I don't know how i would've coped with that kind of bodyshock my system recieved out there if i didn't have an ass spray to clean what i conjoured up, on an hourly basis and of that explosive proximity. What toilet paper could not clean properly in 20 minutes an asswash would do in ~1 and polish the toilet bowl for good measure. It's nice to come across someone who has the same thoughts going through my head. I'm too poor to own a nozzle though so i have to soak toilet paper from wash basin if i'm lucky to be sitting next to one. What do you do if your away publicly or in someone elses toilet? Do i have to feel this dirty or can i just use a waterbottle? Whats practical for you?

[QUOTE=loopoo;37851826]Course they wipe in England! :v: And bidets are rare nowadays. A few families use them, but not many. Wiping is the normal way of doing it here. In the Middle-East, people install water-sprayers into the bathrooms, so you can just use that without having to touch with your left hand. Just spray the water and you'll be left clean (with a gleaming, smooth-as-silk asshole). One of these things:[/QUOTE] I've always found it weird how people in Europe and America DON'T have those(by the way if you read this go buy one now they are amazing),whenever I go abroad I'm like "how the hell do these strange people wash their butts" Also when I went to Cambodia as a school trip I discovered that they have them there too,saved me lots of trouble and butt-wiping [editline]3rd October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=gudman;37865203]Call me conservative, but that thing I'd want as far away from my ass as possible. It confuses me.[/QUOTE] Step 1:Hold in your hand Step 2:Point nozzle at your butthole,taking care to not have your hands directly where the water will fall back down Step 3:Squeeze that ridge thing,that's a trigger Step 4:Pretend you're shooting bad guys in your butt with a laser gun for as long as you want,but the longer and the more thorough the better Step 5:Enjoy your incredibly clean ass

[QUOTE=Daemon;37895801]I use water to wipe my ass everyday since i came back from Thailand 6 years ago. I don't know how i would've coped with that kind of bodyshock my system recieved out there if i didn't have an ass spray to clean what i conjoured up, on an hourly basis and of that explosive proximity. What toilet paper could not clean properly in 20 minutes an asswash would do in ~1 and polish the toilet bowl for good measure. It's nice to come across someone who has the same thoughts going through my head. I'm too poor to own a nozzle though so i have to soak toilet paper from wash basin if i'm lucky to be sitting next to one. What do you do if your away publicly or in someone elses toilet? Do i have to feel this dirty or can i just use a waterbottle? Whats practical for you?[/QUOTE] Buy a plastic jug that is used purely for the bathroom. I have a 1.5L one, it's a god send. Just pop it down by the toilet, and the sink is an easy lean to the left. I poop, fill up the jug whilst sitting on the toilet, position it behind me (after scootching forward) and then pour it and wash. Not as good as a nozzle sprayer thingy, but it really does do the job well.

[QUOTE=loopoo;37851826]It's not the act of showering without your clothes on, it's more to do with the fact that you're openly showing your nudity in front of others (which is frowned upon, as you're supposed to protect your modesty). In Arab countries, bathrooms tend to have separate cubicles, so men can shower in privacy. If there aren't cubicles, you'll usually just wash with your underwear on, or - as is normally the case - you'll keep your swimming trunks on (as showering in public only really tends to happen at swimming pools). [editline]30th September 2012[/editline] Course they wipe in England! :v: And bidets are rare nowadays. A few families use them, but not many. Wiping is the normal way of doing it here. In the Middle-East, people install water-sprayers into the bathrooms, so you can just use that without having to touch with your left hand. Just spray the water and you'll be left clean (with a gleaming, smooth-as-silk asshole). One of these things:[/QUOTE] [quote][img]http://www.aldanube.com/uploadfiles/images/shataf_chrissss_M.jpg[/img][/quote] When I lived in the Middle-East and heard that Westerners use toilet-paper instead of that water-sprayer, I was horrified. It seemed disgusting and barbaric. I can't afford to have one installed in my home now I live in Canada, so I HAVE to use toilet paper, but it still makes me uncomfortable to wipe. Using the sprayer just seemed so much more sanitary. [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] If there's one thing I learned about Arabs, they're clean-freaks. I mean very, very germ-conscious, and that cultural thinking did sort of pass to me while I lived there - For example, I'd still consider it rude to put my mouth on a can of pop if I was going to share it with a friend - I just hold it above my open mouth and pour. [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] I understand my friends may do that and it doesn't bug me much, but for my part, I'll stick to what I'm used to.

For the longest time I was like that with sharing soda. If it was my friend's can of coke, I'd pour it from above my lips instead of drinking straight from it. Same with if a friend wanted to drink mine, I'd make sure he held it above. Then after a while, I realized it was silly being that anal about things. But one thing I'm not anal about is washing my anus. I couldn't live without a water sprayer, toilet paper just doesn't cut it for me.

Sharing a can of soda sounds like a weird prospect to me, unless it's with a family member or lover.

I don't usually share cans, but I often buy the 500ml bottles and usually then a friend'll ask if he can have a sip or vice versa.