• Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”
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[QUOTE=BradB;19913635][url=http://digihub.smh.com.au/node/1484]Seriously.[/url] [url=http://digihub.smh.com.au/node/1486](and then he might have realised he was an idiot)[/url][/QUOTE] "I realise that certain segments of the community were keen on the idea of mandatory speed humps, using them as a tool to control everywhere Australians go and everything they see. Such a plan is not acceptable in a democratic country and [b]would make Australia an international laughing stock.[/b]" But it already is. For reasons like this: "People might have thought we were joking about speed humps on the freeway, but I can assure you the plan to do the same to the internet is completely real. It's been all over the news. That's fine, because anyone who opposes mandatory internet filtering obviously loves kiddie porn." They're too fucking dumb to understand the flaws of a "complaint based blacklist system." Jim could flag bob's website for CP, when it never contained any in the first place, and when the government asked jim where the CP was, he could say that bob was hiding it by destroying evidence or other such means and get the police, courts and other entities tied up for years. It makes you wonder why an old fart like him is so sensitive to CP. Usually people that attack something so diligently end up being the ones in the closet with the stuff.
Australia is a bitch.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19930094]Sorry to say but the "speed bumps" story is bullshit. The link at the end has nothing to do with speed bumps but instead with australian internet ([URL="http://www.nocleanfeed.com"]www.nocleanfeed.com[/URL]). For the truly perceptive, think of the "speed bump" story as a metaphor for the internet. That is as far as the similarity goes. I can no longer trust Facepunch's reporting of events in Australia: too many inaccuracies and things unaccounted for. Aussies, please straighten these assholes out.[/QUOTE] The Aussies can't, they have no Internet remember?
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19930094]Sorry to say but the "speed bumps" story is bullshit. The link at the end has nothing to do with speed bumps but instead with australian internet ([url]www.nocleanfeed.com[/url]). [b]For the truly perceptive, think of the "speed bump" story as a metaphor for the internet. That is as far as the similarity goes.[/b][/QUOTE] Because that's what it's supposed to be. Do you not read often? Most "truly perceptive" people read that story and got the fucking joke.
No more itty bitty titty committee. Sorry, guys.
I love Australia, where else can you find wholesome, family values believing, anti-violent descendants of hardened rapists, murderers and thieves?
[QUOTE=Machk;19937774]I love Australia, where else can you find wholesome, family values believing, anti-violent descendants of hardened rapists, murderers and thieves?[/QUOTE] Actually most convicts committed very minor crimes, such as stealing bread to survive. Learn your Australian history, friend.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;19943542]Actually most convicts committed very minor crimes, such as stealing bread to survive. Learn your Australian history, friend.[/QUOTE] He's not your friend, buddy.
It seems like the Australian government are just taking the piss now :v:
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;19943743]He's not your friend, buddy.[/QUOTE] I'm not your buddy, pal.
Also, what's wrong with child porn? It's not like it all involves rape.
Australian government is full of tits.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;19943994]I'm not your buddy, pal.[/QUOTE] I'm not your pal, guy.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19946057]I'm not your pal, guy.[/QUOTE] I'm not your guy, compadre.
[QUOTE=PVTdrone536;19887991]YoU guys ranting about this shit doesn't make sense. If you didn't paid any notice OZ has a High level of Pedo's around.[/QUOTE] I'm going to fuck your first born.
I thought the Aussies were German. Better Invite them to see an Australian film. Bart Vs. Australia was the best episode ever. A dingo ate your baby, Australians. "Thank God for the USA". Can't wait for the west indies to get some chicken. "Why are the Lebanese so poorly treated in your country?" Australian detention centre is worse than Guantanamo Bay. The Bali bombing was a forced meme. Alanis Morrisette, Neil Young, Rush...were the best. Aussie Rules football is gay. I'm sure the aussie flag looked like the New Zealand flag. Hey aussies you sound British. Your grandparents were all convicts, pride taken. Gallipoli was just shit, not important.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;19931510]Wait what the fuck who fucking what why is it what the fuck fuck you government FUCK YOU[/QUOTE] That is a surprisingly varied use of the term my god sir. :monocle:
I grew up with many influences leading me to believe that America was a terrible country with terrible living standards and legal systems, now after a few years and stories like this along with repeat incidences by our government over the last few years I am beginning to see that Australia is actually the terrible country I grew up hating, what am I supposed to think anymore?
It's like some sort of island prison. Why can't things go back to the way they used to be? Oh wait.
How about instead of banning things, they get to work on getting rid of those rabbits? Or lessening their supply of deadly-poisonous animals?
[img]http://www.svmoms.com/images/2008/05/21/breasts.jpg[/img] legal adult with A cup breasts [img]http://www.minthegap.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/windowslivewriterthegradualincreaseoflust-13faebw-fashion2.jpg[/img] 14 year old with larger beasts austrailia you have been defeated by a google search
Title of the poster above is relevant.
Wait, so if a person has sex with a girl that has small breasts, is he considered a pedophile then?
I read the title and thought "So what about 13 year old girls that have small..wait nevermind."
[QUOTE=keatinator;19930400] Seriously you don't want to swap. It's hard to find a sexy bra that actually fits and that isn't expensive and you get a lot of guys talking to your tits rather than your face. Beside you'll get a sore back quite frequently too. Big breasts are just too much hassle. [/QUOTE] Anything is better than having the breasts of a twelve year old.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19959639]austrailia you have been defeated by a google search[/QUOTE] A female friend of mine is also 14 and has absolutely incredibly huge breasts, I mean, you can barely believe she's only 14. Ain't even fat. Too bad she's hanging out with a moron who's 19 and ruining his life and studies :sigh:
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19979614]Anything is better than having the breasts of a twelve year old.[/QUOTE] It's a B-cup, it's really not bad. In fact, going entirely off of breast size, I would rather go out with someone that has a B cup than a DD. DD and up is just awkward.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19979614]Anything is better than having the breasts of a twelve year old.[/QUOTE] You should be grateful you don't have a flat chest. One of my cousins is about 22 and her breasts are so small she doesn't need to wear bras or anything. They're like mosquito bites on her chest. And at least you won't need to worry about back problems when you're older like I would have too. Also if you think they're too small buy those bras with that silicone padding on the inside of them, they'll make them look bigger. And it'll be cheaper than implants :)
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;19893489]Haha oh wow that was the first thing that came up in my head when I saw this.[/QUOTE] I didn't even know what It was about :v: but yeah I think we all agree that Australia is becoming a fail country. whats next?
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;19982555]It's a B-cup, it's really not bad. In fact, going entirely off of breast size, I would rather go out with someone that has a B cup than a DD. DD and up is just awkward.[/QUOTE] "gimme a kiss honey" "hnnnggg how do i reach your face"
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