Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

[Karmah]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19887550]A cups are...okay. I prefer at least B cups though.

But C is always perfection.[/QUOTE]

I prefer Z Cups

[Upgrade123]

They should ban porn featuring men with small dongs.

[Glaber]

[QUOTE=pointyface;19888250]Nobody likes it either but people are afraid to defend their rights. The same thing happened in the US in the '90s but then the supreme court struck it down as being unconstitutional. At least we'll never be as retarded as australia[/QUOTE]

Maybe so, but we can come close.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Swimbound;19888213]as good as googling a-cups could get me[/QUOTE]

The internet is somewhere around 19% pornography and you went to [i][u]GOOGLE TO SEARCH FOR A CUPS??[/i][/u]

[Glaber]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19888337]The internet is somewhere around 19% pornography and you went to [i][u]GOOGLE TO SEARCH FOR A CUPS??[/i][/u][/QUOTE]

How else do you find them if you never booked marked certain sites? Bing?

[s0m3_guy]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;19887992]Source is Legit: [URL]http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/[/URL]

For the record, I'm calling Australia "Airstrip One" from now on.[/QUOTE]

I'd think of it more as Airstrip Two.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Glaber;19888392]How else do you find them if you never booked marked certain sites? Bing?[/QUOTE]

True consumers have websites memorized :eng101:

[DDex]

[QUOTE=ashxu;19888230]No more loli for me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

I can smuggle it to you. :)

[MisterMooth]

This is fucking ridiculous. I hope this isn't true.

[TailsPrower]

So, what about Asian women?

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;19888764]So, what about Asian women?[/QUOTE]

Just in: Australia has banned Asians

[mdakin]

So now I don't have CP or loli.

FML.

[ProboardslolV2]

Australia is the worst country in europe

First they produce Hitler, now THIS?!

[dustyjo]

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Seriously what the hell.

[mdakin]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19888812]Australia is the worst country in europe

First they produce Hitler, now THIS?![/QUOTE]

No, australia not austria, dick.
(We have our own motherfucking country, not in europe!)

[Keyblockor]

[QUOTE=Guardian-Angel;19887932]Next it's going to be no sex with women with A cups or else it's simulated child molestation.[/QUOTE]

"Honey, are we gonna do it?"

"Yes Dear Rig- Why are you putting on those rags?"

"If I don't the police will bust in and charge you for looking at them, And me for simulating child pornography"

"..."

[toastedspyro]

So basically Australia bans any form of fun that produces forms of "harm" that is made up by the government itself. (Violence in video games turn people into murderers, small breasts turn men into pedophiles)

I'm not Australian, but damn, I'm pissed.

Edit:

Seriously, this is so ridiculous. I had to recheck the source to make sure that it wasn't from The Onion.

[Vexont]

This just in : Australia bans the internet!

Reason : Think of the children!

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19888852]"Honey, are we gonna do it?"

"Yes Dear Rig- Why are you putting on those rags?"

"If I don't the police will bust in and charge you for looking at them, And me for simulating child pornography"

"..."[/QUOTE]

You're under arrest for small tits! :cop:

[editline]10:13PM[/editline]

:australia:

[jjsullivan]

If you thought l4d2 was bad....

[dustyjo]

[QUOTE=zzzzac1v6;19887660]A-cup is still [b] too big [/b].[/QUOTE]

What, you want negative breasts?

[Sax]

does this mean topless overweight men = child pr0n?

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=IAmAnooB;19889074]does this mean topless overweight men = child pr0n?[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't it be underweight men?

Oh sh-

That's me!

[Sax]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19889144]Wouldn't it be underweight men?

Oh sh-

That's me![/QUOTE]

no because my friend is overweight and has slight, a-cups

[Keyblockor]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19888900]You're under arrest for small tits! :cop:

[editline]10:13PM[/editline]

:australia:[/QUOTE]

And then, the women in jail in australia went up a high percentage.

[Doomish]

Australia has gained a hilariously earned point back from the millions it lost during the WE HATE VIDEO GAMES WITH ANY SORT OF VIOLENCE AT ALL EVER massacre of yore.

[ASmellyOgre]

Warning, [b]NSFW[/b], Garry is an idiot who thinks the ability to self-censor images for the sake of others is a bad idea. You have been warned.

[img]http://www.littletitsite.com/blogpics/kelli-stone-tiny-tits-teen.jpg[/img]
Oh god, oh god, I'm going to jail now.

[Keyblockor]

She looks under 18 :byodood:

[dustyjo]

[highlight]YOU DAMNED PEDOPHILE[/highlight] :argh:

[ASmellyOgre]

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19889299]She looks under 18 :byodood:[/QUOTE]

Well, the site said she wasn't and it was one of the top Google results (images, safesearch off) for small breasts, so...