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Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

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I don't see what this has to do with the UK

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19890142]Australia: Political stand-up comedy act[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://thecuriousmail.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kevin_rudd.jpg[/IMG] [I]And then I censored the Internet![/I] [IMG]http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u290/goalsetterpk/clapping.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19888216]Chinaustralia seems like a great place to live these days.[/QUOTE] Life in the People's Republic of Australia is good :smug:

OK, I officially call bullshit. Searching "Quotes" from the ASP only brings up the two stories posted here. One of the quotes is, in fact, from a different news posting about female ejaculation. The ASP website also has no press release on the matter, which is just as curious. Plus, really, do you think that any slightly sane government could ban small breasts? This isn't a [i]totally[/i] backwards country.

[QUOTE=KuroNeko;19890284]This isn't a [i]totally[/i] backwards country.[/QUOTE] Yes it fucking is

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19890296]Yes it fucking is[/QUOTE] When was the last time someone was prosecuted for being raped in Australia? We just have a retard in a veto position screwing over the video game industry, and a moron censoring illegal content from the internet. On the whole, we're not that bad.

[QUOTE=KuroNeko;19890284]OK, I officially call bullshit. Searching "Quotes" from the ASP only brings up the two stories posted here. One of the quotes is, in fact, from a different news posting about female ejaculation. The ASP website also has no press release on the matter, which is just as curious. Plus, really, do you think that any slightly sane government could ban small breasts? This isn't a [i]totally[/i] backwards country.[/QUOTE] In Australia, possessing lolicon is as serious a crime as possessing actual child porn(I think). It is a totally backwards country.

[QUOTE=KuroNeko;19890345]When was the last time someone was prosecuted for being raped in Australia? We just have a retard in a veto position screwing over the video game industry, and a moron censoring illegal content from the internet. On the whole, we're not that bad.[/QUOTE] We're still the fucking laughing stock of the modern world.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19890365]We're still the fucking laughing stock of the modern world.[/QUOTE] I thought that was North Korea? General Australia-bashing aside, this news story seems to be a total fabrication. If anyone can find a mainstream source, or a comment from any of the parties involved in this, then I'll start on down the warpath. Until then, it is all lies.

[QUOTE=KuroNeko;19890570]I thought that was North Korea? General Australia-bashing aside, this news story seems to be a total fabrication. If anyone can find a mainstream source, or a comment from any of the parties involved in this, then I'll start on down the warpath. Until then, it is all lies.[/QUOTE] The female ejaculation thing doesn't sound ridiculous to you?

[QUOTE=gman003-main;19889909]I am now totally in favor of Australia having a violent revolution. Censoring the Internet was strike one. Striking out at critics of the government was strike two. Wiping out a decade's worth of feminist progress is strike three.[/QUOTE] i have to agree

Female ejaculation isn't urination. What the fuck

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;19889970]Surely there's got to be some people down there ready to revolt by now.[/QUOTE] There's not a whole lot we can do with bolt action .303s and .22 rifles I'm afraid. Blame John Howard and Martin Bryant.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;19887992]Source is Legit: [url]http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/[/url] For the record, I'm calling Australia "Airstrip One" from now on.[/QUOTE] What the fuck. They ban squirting? That's like one of my top 3 fetishes.

Wow. Just wow.

I know where I'm going to get my porn...

I like bigger breasts anyways :colbert:

[QUOTE=w1z v2;19892260]I like bigger breasts anyways :colbert:[/QUOTE] That's not the point.

DOES AUSTRALIA UNDERSTAND ANYTHING the fuck [editline]05:57AM[/editline] seriously, what the fuck, austrailia's government is a goddamn joke [editline]05:57AM[/editline] i am raging so hard atm

[B]Police:[/B] We are arresting you for having pornography of elderly people with small breasts.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19890855]Female ejaculation isn't urination. What the fuck[/QUOTE] Well actually a lot of the time in pornography when you see a woman squirting it is. Read a pornstar interview about it before. When you're on the set of a squirting film you will see all the women with big bottles of water. :|

im going to need a flowchart or something if i want to understand what i can actually look at

[QUOTE=DDex;19892506]Well actually a lot of the time in pornography when you see a woman squirting it is. Read a pornstar interview about it before. When you're on the set of a squirting film you will see all the women with big bottles of water. :|[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be surprised if they faked it sometimes in films, but female ejaculations IS an actual thing. You can't just ban that. Somehow bukkake is still legal.

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Australia should produce a guide on how to have fun legally.

[QUOTE=phill977;19892663]Australia should produce a guide on how to have fun legally.[/QUOTE] All the pages would be blank.

I am so leaving this shithole of a country when I can.

fuck I hate Australia sometimes

This just in! Pornography banned because it promotes paedophilia.

HAHAH Australia bans things they must be the worst country to live in lolol. you people have no idea what you're talking about.

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