Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”
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Hahaha.
Wow.
So according to australia, not having big brests should be illegal? :v:
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Oh my god I'm a pedophile for liking small breasts
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
Things have been going downhill since Steve Irwin died.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;19889685]Yeah, probably. It's pretty hard to tell when a girl lies about her age on one of those sites.[/QUOTE]
Nipple color
Younger women have pinker nipples, while older women tend to have browner nipples.
Ban topless men, it promotes boy pedophilia
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;19894846]Tell me, where did we go so wrong?[/QUOTE]
When you were dumped on the island ofcourse
Fuck this im moving to russia :v:
Seriosely though, What the fuck.
[url]http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/classification-board-responds-to-small-breasts-ban/[/url]
[quote]publications which contain offensive depictions or descriptions of persons who are or [B][U]appear to be[/U][/B] persons under the age of 18 (whether they are engaged in sexual activity or not) must be classified RC.[/quote]
[quote]In response to accusations that films containing female ejaculation would now be banned, the spokesperson said the Film and Games guidelines do not specify female ejaculation, but it does specify that the fetish of ‘golden showers’ will be Refused Classification and have been in the past.
The ACB is yet to answer followup questions about whether it considers female ejaculation to be a golden shower.
The ACB said they do not and could not direct Customs and Border Protection officers to confiscate any material and that Customs and Border Protection have advised that they will only seize material that is Refused Classification or would be Refused Classification if it were to be classified.[/quote]
Still, wtf has happened to my country?
Fucking K.Rudd [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img]
I've learned to laugh at the stupidity of our government.
Ahahaha wow. I'm so fucking bewildered by my retarded country's actions that I simply have a micro-breakdown and laugh at each new news report that comes out, because they simply defy belief and reason.
My brain melts.
Unfortunately, Australia has the backings of Jesus on this one.
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^Photographed in Australia after this ban was put in place^
[QUOTE=Omali;19895355]
^Photographed in Australia after this ban was put in place^[/QUOTE]
Bullshit. It's really old
[QUOTE=ashxu;19888230]No more loli for me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Loli is actually now illegal in the UK.
It came into force in Oct/November.
I looked it up. It was a lot of legal documents to search through but it turns out it is now classed as child pornography.
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[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19894969]Nipple color
Younger women have pinker nipples, while older women tend to have browner nipples.[/QUOTE]
What if they bleached their nipples?
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This ban really annoys me for two reasons. Firstly, it seems to have come about without any form of study or research done; a politician thinks something, therefore it must be so. Secondly, if they can ban something as trivial as small breasts, what's next? Will they ban the depiction of pubeless genitals because children don't have pubes?
Why is Australia becoming an a-sexual christian boy?
I wish some women rights movement would kick their nuts for considering small breasts (and finding them arousing) abnormal/paedophiliac. Women's rights movements are usually annoying, but if one of them would pull it off, they'd earn my respect.
Not only is this bad for the fact that... well, it's on par with the kind of thing a dictatorship would do, but what kind of message is this sending out to women that don't have huge breasts? "There's something wrong with you if you have small breasts!" That's fucking horrible.
Great idea, let's just make a tonne of people hate themselves even more and be even more self conscious than they already are! MORE women have 'smaller' breasts than large (twice as many women have A cup breasts as D cup), so we're just gonna make the majority of women feel bad about themselves. Fucking awesome.
What's the main difference between an 8 year old girl and a 18+ old woman.
According to the Australian government, breast size.
And they are linking liking small breasts to pedophilia. What studies do they have to prove this? I'm pretty sure people who are attracted to small breast size are not attracted to children.
Small breasts don't look stupid though.
When I read the title I thought they banned women having small breasts in Australia. :D
I remember back in the day when Australia was known as the badass country :australia:
[QUOTE=Robbazking;19897035]are the politicians religious or something?[/QUOTE]
No, just stupid.
Well if they're classing looking at A-cup boobies as likely to cause paedophilia, then surely they should also ban fondling A-cup boobies as likely to cause paedophilia? And then just ban sex altogether, in case people decide that sex would also be fun with kids? And then just ban kids (although the last one sort of put paid to that)?
I think you're all forgetting [b]one[/b] thing:
[quote]Australia has banned [b]mainstream[/b] pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.[/quote]
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[B]BREAKING NEWS[/B]
Australia bans all forms of entertainment because they make people different.
Whoever is calling the shots is taking Australia back to the Middle Ages. Hell, the Middle Ages saw more progressive mentalities than this shit.
[QUOTE=archangel125;19899121]Whoever is calling the shots is taking Australia back to the Middle Ages. Hell, the Middle Ages saw more progressive mentalities than this shit.[/QUOTE]
Small breasts are the new infidels.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;19893250]Would it be okay for a man with a bit of man boobs to shave their upper body and take pictures of their small boobs, or is that encouraging child porn too?
How can anyone think this is a good idea?[/QUOTE]
Oh god this must be done so badly.
"I sentence you to 5 year jail for being a man with A cup (or smaller) boobs and posting pictures of those A cup (or smaller) boobs and your shaven legs on the internet."
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19893840]:( I'm a fucking B cup, I already hate my breasts enough as it is. Thanks a lot Australia for making me feel even more shit about my body today.
Also female ejaculation =/= urine anymore than male ejaculation does.[/QUOTE]
I wish I was still a b cup but that was like 8 years ago when I was 11 now I'm a horrid dd I hate it they're too big and it's hard to find a bra that fits nicely and comfortably. You xXDictatorXx should consider yourself lucky you have small breasts.
[QUOTE=keatinator;19902629]I wish I was still a b cup but that was like 8 years ago when I was 11 now I'm a horrid dd I hate it they're too big and it's hard to find a bra that fits nicely and comfortably. You xXDictatorXx should consider yourself lucky you have small breasts.[/QUOTE]
My friend has to get a breast reduction because her breasts are too large, and hurts her back.
Breasts are overrated.
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