Man dies after his penis is bitten off by rats while in hospital

[Raygen]

Bleed to death with rats biting away at your dick?

Oh god no.

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;34038559]What? Do you think Dailymail makes up their stories?[/QUOTE]

I got it confused for one of those UK tabloids, may bad.

[SquidsEye]

This is possibly the worst thing I have heard in a while.

[W0w00t]

blowjob worth dying for

[Trumple]

As if what he was admitted there for wasn't bad enough
Poor guy

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;34040119]I got it confused for one of those UK tabloids, may bad.[/QUOTE]

It is one of those UK tabloids.

[Source]

I think my dick just crawled back up inside me and is now hiding in my intestines.

[cecilbdemodded]

So then he WASN'T scheduled for a circumcision? Oops.

/that's how I'd spin it if I was running that hospital

[Silikone]

Why was his genitalia exposed?

[Pretiacruento]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[editline]4th January 2012[/editline]

This has to be like, the WORST way to go, ever.

[Rocket Man]

What a dick move on the rats part

[DarkCisco]

damn, thats cruel

that was a dick move for the rats to do

GOD DAMNT NINJA'D

[Bridger]

damn, that rat was a cockbite..

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;34038559]What? Do you think Dailymail makes up their stories?[/QUOTE] Yes

[anime poster]

Horrible. Imagine the pain

[Zero-Point]

I now no longer consider my local hospital to be the shittiest hospital.
The doctors are still shit though.

[myon]

I hope this won't be mentioned on his funeral. That rat's a dick
... You know what, fuck it, no more jokes.

I commenced an emergency protection sequence when I read that title.

[editline]4th January 2012[/editline]

Can't help myself. "He should have used a condom"

[Wilford Brimley]

[QUOTE=GURREN LAGANN;34038419][url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/30/arun-sandhukha-penis-bitten-off-by-rats_n_1177031.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Huffington Post :v:

Actual source, please?

[Konigstiger96]

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First part is related

[RichardGoldwitz]

Holy shit!

[Tolyzor]

I've never insulted a rat before, but this one was a fucking cock muncher.