Doomsday Clock For Global Market Crash Hits One Minute to Midnight

[JABBA69HUT]

if the market crashs I won't be shocked,

[OvB]

Does this mean I should start buying gold from Rosland Capital™ like Glenn Beck tells me?

[Twidler]

Should I stock up on baked beans and plushies?

[gudman]

[QUOTE=Superkilll307;48480664]Should I stock up on baked beans and plushies?[/QUOTE]

You don't already? You should always do that, crisis or no crisis.

[Joey Skylynx]

Weren't /pol/ freaking out about something regarding this for the last few months?

[Sableye]

[QUOTE=itisjuly;48480357]Why anyone even cares about such an abstract concept like a doomsday clock is just so confusing.[/QUOTE]

Well the one for nuclear war and global catastrophe (global climate change+ natural disasters) are interesting experiments but they are totally abstract, its more of a tradition

[Starlight 456]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;48481786]Weren't /pol/ freaking out about something regarding this for the last few months?[/QUOTE]

/pol/ freaks out about black people having equal rights to whites and how badly we need a second holocaust, their opinions are pretty much never relevant to any sane person

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;48478050]
So, as you can clearly tell, everything went to shit after the 90's. What made the 90's so great? Nobody knows.[/QUOTE]

From what I've heard, video games, commercials, tv, and movies.

Annnnd that's about it far as I know.

But yeah I'm not sure what to think about a second Great Depression, other than I hope it won't last long if it happens.

[Bobie]

looks like we're about to enter a bear market. is it such a bad thing? probably won't be as bad as this article makes out.

[wickedplayer494]

I too can pull some random "doomsday clock" out of my ass and predict there's going to be a huge crash and cash in on all of the panic caused by such an article.

[FlashMarsh]

[QUOTE=Bobie;48482539]looks like we're about to enter a bear market. is it such a bad thing? probably won't be as bad as this article makes out.[/QUOTE]

We've been in a bear market everywhere in Europe, UK, North America and Japan since the crash. That's not new.

[Snowmew]

[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;48490435]We've been in a bear market everywhere in Europe, UK, North America and Japan since the crash. That's not new.[/QUOTE]

Which crash? We have been doing pretty good since the 2008 crash, really good in fact. Prices have just been stagnant in 2015.

[FlashMarsh]

[QUOTE=Snowmew;48492544]Which crash? We have been doing pretty good since the 2008 crash, really good in fact. Prices have just been stagnant in 2015.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't mean there's a Bull Market.

[Snowmew]

[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;48493088]That doesn't mean there's a Bull Market.[/QUOTE]

The very definition of a bull market is rising prices... prices rose dramatically since 2008. I don't know where you get the idea that there's a bear market right now. Prices aren't dropping.