[QUOTE=FriendofaFisher;32570859]Wow, i cant believe people are actually talking about a dead moose and posting moose jokes[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Cone;32570921]Welcome to Facepunch, where you're either a dick or a snarky dick.[/QUOTE]
reported for calling me a dick enjoy your b& cyberbullying isnt cool man
[QUOTE=Cone;32570921]Welcome to Facepunch, where you're either a dick or a snarky dick.[/QUOTE]
Yes, so it would seem
[QUOTE=FriendofaFisher;32570859]Wow, i cant believe people are actually talking about a dead moose and posting moose jokes[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling you won't enjoy your stay here.
[QUOTE=bobsmit;32571020]I have a feeling you won't enjoy your stay here.[/QUOTE]
Really? I'm already having a great time.
There's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose
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[QUOTE=Mrglitch2000;32569699]All this talk about Moose is making me hungry.
[img]http://www.eventhireblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chocolate-mousse.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Damn it, now you made me hungry!
What kind of world do we live in when a moose can't go shopping without getting shot three times? Something is wrong here.
Don't you just hate it when this happens? You go out stopping, get startled and end up jumping out of the building several floors up, only for some lousy shot to miss three times before finishing you off.
Generally a very bad day for anyone, let alone a moose.
This wouldn't happen in Canada, we treat our moose well here.
Do ho ho Norway what will you come up with next!
[QUOTE=Master X;32570585]Bears are actually pretty fucking aggressive. If you see one, chances are that you're in its territory and it's going to maul your ass to death.[/QUOTE]
No.
Moose are complete retards. They just know they're gigantic so they can be retarded and usually get away with it. Even the large bears (brown bears for example) weigh less than a moose on average. And I think moose have more muscle/bone in general.
[video=youtube;wa_0-O8WSOU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU[/video]
It's a good thing they managed to kill it before it could hurt anyone.
Norway has to put the moose in their place lest they gain the intelligence to plan a legitimate insurrection.
[QUOTE=ironman17;32569423]Kinda unnecessary kill, though. Don't they have animal tranquilisers in Norway?[/QUOTE]
Moose are big animals.
Also, isn't it moose hunting season now?
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;32577412]Also, isn't it moose hunting season now?[/QUOTE]
Yes it is.
My dad once hit a young moose with his car so he and his colleagues ate it at work.
[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;32577223]Norway has to put the moose in their place lest they gain the intelligence to plan a legitimate insurrection.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, we eat their brains to gain their knowledge and memories.
They have no plans of doing such a thing.
What are you doing shopping moose
you're not a man you're a moose you don't need new clothes
[QUOTE=ironman17;32569683]Man, Scandinavia sounds like it isn't experienced with the correct way to incapacitate a moose, which is strange since moose are common in those regions.
Although I guess the whole jumping from a height factored into the points for euthanising it. But did it REALLY need 3 shots? Is moose-skull really that thick and bulletproof, or did they forget to go for the nerve centre? If the former, then they should probably consider making helmets out of moose skulls.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you've ever gone hunting but animals that big take a lot of firepower to take down. They're lucky it only took 3 shots.
You'd think in this day and age Moose could leave their forest's and go on a routine shopping spree without being shot. It truly is a sad day for Animal Rights.
[QUOTE=Carne;32578460]Yes it is.
My dad once hit a young moose with his car so he and his colleagues ate it at work.[/QUOTE]
My grandfather once hit a deer. We eat much of it a week later after it had been butchered and prepared well.
I thought he got mugged :(
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!
[QUOTE=Carne;32578460]
My dad once hit a young moose with his car so he and his colleagues ate it at work.[/QUOTE]
This is how everyone hunts in Norway.
We drive cars into the woods and floor it when we see pray.
The fruit here is starting to fall on the ground, rot and ferment. The moose loves this so they go around in people's garden eating fermented fruit.
[img]http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/drunk-Swedish-moose.jpg[/img]
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Lørenskog isn't far away from here either (been there a few times) and I've heard loads of stories about moose on the loose since we live close to a huge forest.
I usually see them in the morning though walking around here on the fields or in the neighborhood.
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