• Family lost in corn maze calls 911 for help
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That's aMAZEing! It's also aMAIZEing!
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;32748886]That's aMAZEing! It's also aMAIZEing![/QUOTE] Those puns are so corny.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;32746338]To find the exit of a maze, just follow the side with your right hand. It will take awhile but you will eventually reach the end.[/QUOTE] This is fuckin genius [editline]12th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=skynrdfan3;32748886]That's aMAZEing! It's also aMAIZEing![/QUOTE] [img]http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2010/11/grownups_robschneider.jpg[/img] Maaaaayzee
So I guess they were stuck in a corn MAIZE :v:
I find this incredibly funny since I work at one :v: Honestly, we give them an emergency map too [editline]1[/editline] Except mine is 15 acres, they'd be fucked if they went in ours
corn maize
I hate to sound like some sociopathic Darwinist-extremist asshole but seriously they should've just stayed there and died. They could've gotten out of it so much faster just by walking in one direction.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;32749802]I hate to sound like some sociopathic Darwinist-extremist asshole but seriously they should've just stayed there and died. They could've gotten out of it so much faster just by walking in one direction.[/QUOTE] Don't be an ass.
Dude. They couldn't find their way out of a [I]corn maze[/I].
depressing.
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Atleast it wasn't the [i]MANDRIL MAZE[/i], people have died in that place out of fear.
I was in New Hampshire over the weekend and almost went into a corn maze but didn't, I went into the farm store and got some nice food and drinks, and I'm from Massachusetts too, heh. Getting lost in a corn maze is understandable, but how do you not get the idea to just walk through the corn and instead call the cops, and then say you're never taking your baby out again because you got lost in something built to make people lost?
Shucks they were only 25 feet from the street, they could have made it. I would have laughed more at this story if the 911 operator had asked "You have a baby with you in the maze? So are you declaring a children of the corn emergency?"
i'd never go through a corn maze in salem
Get stuck in corn maze, burn it down to get out.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;32747113]First of all, that is one of the more popular greek legends, the one with the minotaur, and it is extremely well known. Secondly, it doesn't even work with all mazes. If a maze had an isolated section of wall, you'd just be walking in circles.[/QUOTE] Plus the difference between a [I]labyrinth[/I] and a [I]Maze[/I], i.e you can't get fucking lost in a labyrinth as it's one path.
Imagine it was raining. That would be worse.
haha they got stuck in something that has walls you can walk through
I'm imaging this retarded woman, standing next to a freeway, behind a row of cornstalks, crying, because she can't find the way out.
Instantly thought of the Simpsons -episode. Especially "I'm lost and I'm starving!" "Eat the corn!" "I don't have any holders!" :v:
I had an idea for maze travelling - bring spray paint. As you go, spray the ground behind you. In paper mazes the pen leaves marks on the paper, this is the same concept.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;32750718]Atleast it wasn't the [i]MANDRIL MAZE[/i], people have died in that place out of fear.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;sMc4Lcxmmso]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMc4Lcxmmso[/video]
[QUOTE=Raidyr;32746338]To find the exit of a maze, just follow the side with your right hand. It will take awhile but you will eventually reach the end.[/QUOTE] i just thought about this for a minute.... mind blown
Why didn't they try see over the corn by having her stand on her husbands shoulders? (Though I've never seen a corn field.)
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;32749802]I hate to sound like some sociopathic Darwinist-extremist asshole but seriously they should've just stayed there and died. They could've gotten out of it so much faster just by walking in one direction.[/QUOTE] It's not so simple to walk in one direction because you will lean more on your dominant side. Tis how people go in circles lad.
[QUOTE=BCell;32761208]Imagine it was raining. That would be worse.[/QUOTE] Something like that happened to a friend and I after it rained. We decided to go into a corn maze and got stuck in a shitload of mud. After about 40 minutes we got pissed off and just walked through the corn rows.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;32759317]Get stuck in corn maze, burn it down to get out.[/QUOTE] That's a funny way to kill yourself
[QUOTE=Tea Guy;32772164]It's not so simple to walk in one direction because you will lean more on your dominant side. Tis how people go in circles lad.[/QUOTE] uh the sun?
[QUOTE=Raidyr;32746338]To find the exit of a maze, just follow the side with your right hand. It will take awhile but you will eventually reach the end.[/QUOTE] only works with labyrinths, try that with a maze and you just end up walking in circles dumkoph
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