Police to distribute Doritos at Seattle's Hempfest - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Oh, and the Seattle police -- who have long turned a lenient eye on Hempfest tokers -- don't plan to be writing tickets or making arrests. They'll be busy handing out Doritos.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The idea isn't just to satisfy some munchies. The department has affixed labels to 1,000 bags of Doritos urging people to check out a [URL="http://is.gd/GiMe5I"]question-and-answer post on its website[/URL], titled "Marijwhatnow? A Guide to Legal Marijuana Use In Seattle."[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598610/at-seattles-annual-hempfest-police-to-hand-out-doritos/[/URL]

Smart. Not only are they reducing costs by diminishing enforcement efforts prior to December, they're also stimulating the economy by offering free Doritos.

Will they dew the dew too for the pope of gaming?

We are living in the fucking future people

Someone get Geoff Keighley in here for more GAME-FUEL

840 double xp erryday

I want cops to give me Doritos...

This gives me so much hope in a fucked up world.

What flavor? Bacon?

Seattle's pretty awesome.

I never thought I'd ever read something like this. But that's pretty awesome.

this kicks a lot of ass. if you go to that "Marijwhatnow" website, they added the video of Gandalf and Bilbo smokin weed. welcome to the future

Everyone's talking bout how doritos taste like shit one minute, then whenever they hear police are giving away doritos it's all "I Want Doritos Pwease??"

[QUOTE=texanderson;41848466]Everyone's talking bout how doritos taste like shit one minute, then whenever they hear police are giving away doritos it's all "I Want Doritos Pwease??"[/QUOTE] Doritos are awesome. They're still good even if they tried to market their shit as "gamer fuel"."

now do i get offended about this or am i ecstatic about this

the trick is to just buy normal nacho cheese and normal cool ranch. it's not like they changed the packaging for every single bag of doritos

It would have been cool if this was a surprise. I can imagine a bunch of guys at the festival just chilling the fuck out and then suddenly a huge line of police officers with riot shields appear in the distance. They close the ground and the people at the festival just stare in confusion and anger. The police stop for a few moments as the air turns completely silent. Then, after a few tense minutes of waiting, the police drop their shields to reveal hundreds of bags of Doritos. The festival erupts into cheers.

The Doritos Cops will need assistance with this endeavor. Somebody call in the Mountain Dew SWAT for aid.

Then a C130 will fly overhead and make it rain doritos.

[QUOTE=MR-X;41848570]Doritos are awesome. They're still good even if they tried to market their shit as "gamer fuel"."[/QUOTE] Dorito's are nauseating and I literally feel like killing myself when some of the smell from pre-digested chip stank sneaks into my nose via my sister chewing the nastinesses. the combination of saliva and the disgusting ass corn smell is just reckless. also dat MSG among several other horrible ingredients that ought not to be consumed in the first place

God I'm glad I left Seattle.

Love Q&A's [QUOTE][i][b]Can I legally carry around an ounce of marijuana?[/b][/i] According to the recently passed initiative, beginning December 6th, adults over the age of 21 will be able to carry up to an ounce of marijuana for personal use. Please note that the initiative says it “is unlawful to open a package containing marijuana…in view of the general public,” so there’s that. Also, you probably shouldn’t bring pot with you to the federal courthouse (or any other federal property).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=tirpider;41852052]God I'm glad I left Seattle.[/QUOTE] Why?

When a government-operated website refers to marijuana as "Super Skunk," then it's pretty chill in my book.

[QUOTE=Cruma;41852045]Dorito's are nauseating and I literally feel like killing myself when some of the smell from pre-digested chip stank sneaks into my nose via my sister chewing the nastinesses. the combination of saliva and the disgusting ass corn smell is just reckless. also dat MSG among several other horrible ingredients that ought not to be consumed in the first place[/QUOTE] I'll just let you walk out of this thread right now and pretend you never said that.

[QUOTE=Cruma;41852045]Dorito's are nauseating and I literally feel like killing myself when some of the smell from pre-digested chip stank sneaks into my nose via my sister chewing the nastinesses. the combination of saliva and the disgusting ass corn smell is just reckless. also dat MSG among several other horrible ingredients that ought not to be consumed in the first place[/QUOTE] Man you must be real fuckin' fun at parties.

[QUOTE=Cruma;41852045]Dorito's are nauseating and I literally feel like killing myself when some of the smell from pre-digested chip stank sneaks into my nose via my sister chewing the nastinesses. the combination of saliva and the disgusting ass corn smell is just reckless. also dat MSG among several other horrible ingredients that ought not to be consumed in the first place[/QUOTE] I would tell you to off yourself right now because yum yum yum don't these chilli heatwave taste good! [b]YUM YUM YUM THAT MSG![/b]

I can only imagine how the briefing went; "Alright men, your task is to distribute tortilla peace keeping forces to the stoners." "GO"

Oh man the FAQ section is awesome on that website [B]"What happens if I get pulled over and I’m sober, but an officer or his K9 buddy smells the ounce of Super Skunk I’ve got in my trunk?"[/B]

WA is truly the best state.