Dick Cheney has no pulse; Turns out he is a cyborg

[littleicyman]

[QUOTE=Shoupie;23486498]I only saw 'Dick Cheney has no pulse...' at first. I feel bad for getting a little excited.[/QUOTE] I feel good for getting a little excited.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I fucking knew it.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=littleicyman;23486521]I feel good for getting a little excited.[/QUOTE]

You got a little excited for Dick? :smug:

[darkzero226]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4035752/4778157308_4f1ea3a71c.jpg[/img]

[Smoot]

Links to info on the "Device"?

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=darkzero226;23486545][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4035752/4778157308_4f1ea3a71c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-psylon.gif[/img]

[Shoupie]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;23486540]You got a little excited for Dick? :smug:[/QUOTE]

This thread makes me wet.

[ScoutKing]

I read this as "dick Cheney has no pubes;turns out he is a cyborg"

[Mikesword221]

My heart stopped for a second when I read the title.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=darkzero226;23486545][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4035752/4778157308_4f1ea3a71c.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

I especially liked the starburst in the corner

[img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1982/idk.png[/img]

[ThatHippyMan]

I, for one, do not welcome the creation of our new Conservaborg Overlord.

[the_KMM]

I love technology.

EMP's seem scarier now.

[JohnnyMo]

Let's send him to Mars so be can become the first Fabricator-General.

[1337]

[img]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/l/cheney_anakin_cheney.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.pooporchocolateblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/DickCheney.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://media.bluedistortion.com/dick-cheney-the-robot.jpg[/img]

[TheTalon]

I hope they're using Lithium batteries

[Snoops]

Thats good medical science.
Why they couldnt give him a pump artificail heart I dont know.

[RearAdmiral]

Next they'll give him a gun for an arm.

[dass]

Put a rocket launcher for an arm!

[mrmr]

Am I the only one who has no idea who he is?

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;23491424]I hope they're using Lithium batteries[/QUOTE]

Lithium Ion i hope. they explode.

[Boba_Fett]

Coolest ex-vice president ever.

[nullsquared]

So would continuous blood cycling be more advantageous than the pulsating version? Quicker removal of wastes and replenishing of nutrients?

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=1337;23488649][img]http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/l/cheney_anakin_cheney.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]That fits him unnaturally well.

[Monsters_Marco]

Soon he will lose his legs and replace them with anti-gravity boosters and he will merely float anywhere. That or stick really powerful fans to his stubs.

[coco911231]

If he gets knocked out somehow, how will they know he's not dead?

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=1337;23488649]
[img]http://www.pooporchocolateblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/DickCheney.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
Some freshmen in my Latin class put that picture in one of his powerpoints.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;23492280]Coolest ex-vice president ever.[/QUOTE]

ehhh

[Scot]

So if he is ever found unconscious by some guy, he'll think he's dead?

[Sir Muffin]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23486240]He's inching closer and closer to literally being a heartless bastard[/QUOTE]

I'm getting tired of these comments.

Dick Cheney didn't run this country four eight years. Frankly, his job description is mostly just to sit around and hop into office if the President dies or ends up being incapacitated.

[Hail Satan]

Dick did more than that.