Man claims African land for daughter to become princess - Polidicks

[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;45397695]This is so racist it hurts.[/QUOTE] What

[QUOTE]Princess Emily, as she is now called by her family, has ordered her new land to become a centre for agriculture.[/QUOTE] My fucking face when they are granted the patch of land for shits and giggles, and her ruling the area turns it into a goddamn prosperous agricultural region somehow, making it the local region's food basket and these people actually manage to install a mini-dynasty... nah, that couldn't possibly... could it?

[QUOTE=just-a-boy;45400167]My fucking face when they are granted the patch of land for shits and giggles, and her ruling the area turns it into a goddamn prosperous agricultural region somehow, making it the local region's food basket and these people actually manage to install a mini-dynasty... nah, that couldn't possibly... could it?[/QUOTE] Last time the white man strolled into Africa can claimed a chunk of land for himself, the exact opposite of this happened.

holy shit this thread glad most people here aren't parents/will never be

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;45400244]Last time the white man strolled into Africa can claimed a chunk of land for himself, the exact opposite of this happened.[/QUOTE] I don't know, Rhodesia was making quite a bit of food when white people owned all the farms.

[QUOTE=Technopath;45396846]Now claiming the moon to turn it into a centre for space porn.[/QUOTE] Fuck that, sneak on board the Mars ship and become [B]king of Mars[/B]

Hasn't the white man screwed over Africa enough with colonialism already?

This entire thread, what the fuck.

I've done research on this land a while ago. Egypt and Sudan don't want it because it is of no value, literally nobody lives there and there are no resources.

[QUOTE=Lium;45396851]If this is legal, then I'm claiming France for England.[/QUOTE] or wait, how about i take england and force american law on you guys :v:

Does your daughter care so much about the politics and logistics on becoming a real princess that she needs land in africa to feel content? why can't you just call your house a castle like a regular parent?

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;45401128]Does your daughter care so much about the politics and logistics on becoming a real princess that she needs land in africa to feel content? why can't you just call your house a castle like a regular parent?[/QUOTE] I want to be rich

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;45401128]Does your daughter care so much about the politics and logistics on becoming a real princess that she needs land in africa to feel content? why can't you just call your house a castle like a regular parent?[/QUOTE] It gives the husband an excuse to go on a vacation to Egypt (and probably Europe in the process.)

[QUOTE=confinedUser;45401046]or wait, how about i take england and force american law on you guys :v:[/QUOTE] We have claims on the 13 colonies, [i]we'll just take them back[/i]

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;45401394]We have claims on the 13 colonies, [i]we'll just take them back[/i][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you guys already tried... :P

I think it'd been fairer if he bought like 1 square foot of land and made her a princess like this kind of [url]http://www.highlandtitles.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Lium;45396851]If this is legal, then I'm claiming France for England.[/QUOTE] If that doesn't work, I'm pretty sure it will in canada [editline]16th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=AhoyMate;45399939]How bout we go there and claim it as the property of Facepunch? :v:[/QUOTE] Peoples republican commonwealth of facepunch, [I]in Garry we trust[/I]

[QUOTE=AhoyMate;45399939]How bout we go there and claim it as the property of Facepunch? :v:[/QUOTE] i was gonna say lets send /k/ or the firing range but damn son, we only have an airsoft subforum

[QUOTE=Urafever;45400328]holy shit this thread glad most people here aren't parents/w[B]ill never be[/B][/QUOTE] holy shit did you just casually say most people in this thread will never get kids

[QUOTE=Zotobom;45406202]holy shit did you just casually say most people in this thread will never get kids[/QUOTE] i'm just joking of course, but with some dudes being the judgmental pricks they've demonstrated themselves to be in this thread i'd be surprised if any of them was able to get into a healthy relationship, let alone be a good parent. i mean what kind of socially repressed idiot looks at this story and goes "oh wow, what a spoiled cunt, i bet she's gonna be a slut when she grows up" that's just beyond uncalled for, mean and creepy. then again most people here are teenagers so i guess i really shouldn't be surprised.

[QUOTE=Technopath;45396846]Now claiming the moon to turn it into a centre for space porn.[/QUOTE] Someone else "owns" it already. [url]http://lunarembassy.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45397684]Gentlemen, you have just witnessed the creation of a new Disney princess. May god have mercy on us all.[/QUOTE] Disney Presents "Emily, the Princess of fuck all"