• 'Gay' penguin couple become fathers
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[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33681091]Lets not forget that these are animals, not people.[/QUOTE] People are animals A very large portion of how we think is directly left over in its original form from how we were hundreds of thousands of years ago
Is Rick Perry going to criticize them too?
[QUOTE=Contag;33681980]It's not a sweeping claim if you can [I]easily find out supporting information[/I] and animals are so fucking similar to people in so many ways what you think we have a completely different brain? at the end of the day humans are mammals with thumbs and language [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] and it's pretty obvious you have no idea what you're talking about, and are just talking out of your ass[/QUOTE] I bet you're a real hit at parties, my friend. Firstly, animals act on instinct, they do not have the ability to choose. If YOU knew anything about mammals, you'd know that there are massive differences between the brain of any given animal to a human being. Whose the one talking out of their ass? It's you, i believe.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682055]Firstly, animals act on instinct, they do not have the ability to choose.[/quote] And you know this... how? I'm pretty sure my dog choosing a yellow ball over a purple one isn't exactly instinct. ------- Wait, hold on, I have something much better. If animals [I]do[/I] only act on instinct, [I]then why are there animals that show homosexual behavior if they're not homosexual?[/I].
hilarious, You people trying to humanize animals as desparately as you can. I don't claim to know everything about animals, i'm stating the bloody obvious here that animals don't act as people do, if they were so similar to people, you'd see them evolving just like we have. Yet no animal that we know of has advanced the way humans have. Why? because we obviously have genetic traits that they don't and will never have. This include brain functions. It's actually not hard to wrap your head around this concept if it isn't your only mission here to prove what i say wrong.
i like how you call me out, ignore everything i say, and then provide no evidence for you own claims also how can you say animals act only on instinct when we see preference, play, learning, etc all the time? [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] how you manage to go against all research and common knowledge (all of what i'm saying is) is just incredible
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682151]Yet no animal that we know of has advanced the way humans have. Why? because we obviously have genetic traits that they don't and will never have. This include brain functions.[/QUOTE] Therefore, animals can't be homosexual. Wait, my mistake, that's absolute bullshit. Look at this if you haven't already. Which I know you haven't. Because if you had, you would have shut up by now. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals[/url]
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;33682189]i like how you call me out, ignore everything i say, and then provide no evidence for you own claims [/QUOTE] I took your material and accepted it. I wasn't trying to prove you wrong, i was trying to get some back up for it.
Just because a dog can't write poetry, design a car, use a computer, or make a movie doesn't mean that it can't have functionality past the very basic instincts. Lesser intelligence in comparison to a human is not a lack of intelligence. You're talking nonsense and making huge leaps of reason.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682151]hilarious, You people trying to humanize animals as desparately as you can. I don't claim to know everything about animals, i'm stating the bloody obvious here that animals don't act as people do, if they were so similar to people, you'd see them evolving just like we have. Yet no animal that we know of has advanced the way humans have. Why? because we obviously have genetic traits that they don't and will never have. This include brain functions. It's actually not hard to wrap your head around this concept if it isn't your only mission here to prove what i say wrong.[/QUOTE] Please fuck off. You are a stupid, stupid person who just won't stop shitposting. I know this shit, because I had to study it. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Please point to a single fucking thing thing in the brain that humans possess that animals do not? You won't be able to because we're so physiologically fucking similar. Why do you think scientists use animals to test drugs? Why do you addiction models are based off animal models? If you kick a human, you'll shoot off a fight/flight/freeze response on their hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis? You do the same thing to an animal? Lo and fucking behold, the same thing occurs. Please stop posting.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682342]I took your material and accepted it. I wasn't trying to prove you wrong, i was trying to get some back up for it.[/QUOTE] [quote]Calling them gay is giving a human trait to an animal. Lets not forget that these are animals, not people.[/quote] mhm
[QUOTE=Last or First;33682307]Therefore, animals can't be homosexual. Wait, my mistake, that's absolute bullshit. Look at this if you haven't already. Which I know you haven't. Because if you had, you would have shut up by now. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals[/url][/QUOTE] I've read it. And it reconfirms my claims that animals are infact *gasp* animals. You've never had a dog trying to hump your leg? I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual? This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal. They will literally fuck anything that moves without a second thought. But anyways, im done, theres no point going on if nobody bothers to look at it from a different perspective.
Wow, I'm going to call up my uni's zoology department right now and tell them they're full of shit, because [I]a dog humped dibbs' leg[/I]
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418]I've read it. And it reconfirms my claims that animals are infact *gasp* animals. You've never had a dog trying to hump your leg? I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual? This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal. They will literally fuck anything that moves without a second thought.[/QUOTE] oh man those biologists didn't factor in Spot's leg-humping into their experiments and findings this is the find of the century I'm glad you remembered about Spot's leg-humping, professional biologists would have absolutely no idea about anything like that Also, I'm pretty goddamn sure that leg humping is supposed to be an act of dominance. Fluffy isn't actually romantically interested in your leg. But penguins? How often do you see [I]penguins[/I] humping someone's leg?
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418]I've read it. And it reconfirms my claims that animals are infact *gasp* animals. You've never had a dog trying to hump your leg? I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual? This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal. They will literally fuck anything that moves without a second thought. But anyways, im done, theres no point going on if nobody bothers to look at it from a different perspective.[/QUOTE] We look at it from the perspective contrary to the one of complete idiocy. But hey, I'm sure you know more than people who study this stuff and have published their findings.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418]I've read it. And it reconfirms my claims that animals are infact *gasp* animals. You've never had a dog trying to hump your leg? I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual? This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal. They will literally fuck anything that moves without a second thought. But anyways, im done, theres no point going on if nobody bothers to look at it from a different perspective.[/QUOTE] different perspective no evidence
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418] This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal.[/QUOTE] but uh they can tell humans and other animals apart. animals aren't that dumb
who the hell cares itt: circlejerk of faux liberal gay rights activists who otherwise contribute nothing to the world's population as a whole.
[QUOTE=Turd Steamer;33682983]who the hell cares itt: circlejerk of faux liberal gay rights activists who otherwise contribute nothing to the world's population as a whole.[/QUOTE] how you delve into the minds of people and extract the secret reality even without any evidence is just astonishing how do you do it?
Well that's cute and all but instead of marveling at nature's great acceptingness maybe we should try to make our fellow human comrades a bit more comprehensible of other people's divergent sexuality.
[QUOTE=Turd Steamer;33682983]who the hell cares itt: circlejerk of faux liberal gay rights activists who otherwise contribute nothing to the world's population as a whole.[/QUOTE] Wow, what else did your dad tell you?
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33683246]Well that's cute and all but instead of marveling at nature's great acceptingness maybe we should try to make our fellow human comrades a bit more comprehensible of other people's divergent sexuality.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ganerumo;32824417]Try to concentrate on what the teacher has to say in a crowded class when the guys RIGHT BEHIND YOU are giggling like girls and talking about dicks all the time. It's as annoying as chicks talking ultra-loudly and Arabs forcing themselves to have a thick Arabic accent and yell every single word out of their mouth. That, and the fact that all corridors in the buildings are very small, and we are all trying to walk normally in them, except for, you guessed it, the attention-whore queers who just run past you and push you right against the wall just so everyone sees them walking in a way even sluts wouldn't think of. It's a serious hazard to proper studying when these guys show up and don't even listen to the lesson the teacher has to say, only talking shit ultra loudly. The only difference between the other annoyances I talked about earlier is that the others at least shut the fuck up when someone tells them too. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism / Homophobia" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418]I've read it. And it reconfirms my claims that animals are infact *gasp* animals. You've never had a dog trying to hump your leg? I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual? This is what i mean by animals aren't people. They do not have preconceptions of right and wrong, staight or gay, or human and animal. [b]They will literally fuck anything that moves without a second thought.[/b] But anyways, im done, theres no point going on if nobody bothers to look at it from a different perspective.[/QUOTE] I've heard people say that about gay humans too
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33683280]I've heard people say that about gay humans too[/QUOTE] Homophobia is the fear that gay men will treat you how you treat women.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;33683304]Homophobia is the fear that gay men will treat you how you treat women.[/QUOTE] oh that's fantastic who said it
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33683356]oh that's fantastic who said it[/QUOTE] no idea. shamelessly stole the quote from a retweet on twitter a week ago.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;33683304]Homophobia is the fear that gay men will treat you how you treat women.[/QUOTE] Congrats, you just made five hungover skinheads laugh and cheer at 9:30 in the morning, now back to finding aspirins.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33682418]I have, and it was a male dog, does that make it homosexual?[/QUOTE] Nah, just the kinda dog that mistakes your leg for a pussy.
How adorable
so do these penguins fuck or what?
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