• 'Gay' penguin couple become fathers
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[QUOTE=thisispain;33683271]Quote[/QUOTE] Herp a derp getting a quote out of its context. The two guys who were doing this weren't gay. It was just a tactic to get some pussy, and they did get some, saying "I'm totally gay but if I wanted to turn straight I would do it with you" to some gullible chicks who indeed fucked with them a few days later. How do I know this ? simple, once they were done the two guys immediately stopped wearing drag and walking like chicks, talked normally and went back with their daily routine while bragging about how they bumped uglies with two random chicks by tricking them into thinking they were gays. Also they got in a fight with some random guy and one got his arm broken. From what I know the guy was a friend of one of the two chicks who got tricked and he was asked to beat the so-called gays up.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33686967]Herp a derp getting a quote out of its context. The two guys who were doing this weren't gay. It was just a tactic to get some pussy, and they did get some, saying "I'm totally gay but if I wanted to turn straight I would do it with you" to some gullible chicks who indeed fucked with them a few days later. How do I know this ? simple, once they were done the two guys immediately stopped wearing drag and walking like chicks, talked normally and went back with their daily routine while bragging about how they bumped uglies with two random chicks by tricking them into thinking they were gays. Also they got in a fight with some random guy and one got his arm broken. From what I know the guy was a friend of one of the two chicks who got tricked and he was asked to beat the so-called gays up.[/QUOTE] What about your comment about arabs can you invent a hilarious story to excuse yourself from that one as well
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33687450]What about your comment about arabs can you invent a hilarious story to excuse yourself from that one as well[/QUOTE] No but how exactly is it racist to say someone is forcing himself into having a strong accent ? I mean I knew most of the guys who now talk with that accent and two years ago they were talking without any sort of accent (or at least a discrete one) and not shouting in chā' Allāh or swearing on the Quran. It just suddenly appeared and the habit is already disappearing as they understood they didn't have to shout their culture in order to express it.
I have no problem with this, but I think the reason the term gay isn't really applicable is that ascribing a sexuality to animals is a form of anthropomorphism. Though this might be a bit of a grey area as sexuality is not something that is seen to be chosen by the individual anyway. idk
[QUOTE=blubafoon;33687736]I have no problem with this, but I think the reason the term gay isn't really applicable is that ascribing a sexuality to animals is a form of anthropomorphism. Though this might be a bit of a grey area as sexuality is not something that is seen to be chosen by the individual anyway. idk[/QUOTE] The two penguins might as well be dumb fucks :v: More seriously it can be a hormonal problem that makes one of the two think the other is a female, hence why they stay together. Animals are complicated but I don't think they are to the point homosexuality is actually triggered by anything other than basic, physical problems or instinct.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33687782]The two penguins might as well be dumb fucks :v: More seriously it can be a hormonal problem that makes one of the two think the other is a female,[/QUOTE] this isnt how hormones work. [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] they dont alter your vision
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;33687844]this isnt how hormones work. [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] they dont alter your vision[/QUOTE] I never said it did, I was thinking about his hormones being closer to a female's than a male's, which for other penguins made him closer to a female than a male. They have their own way of identifying each other as male or female and I guess these rely a lot on body odor, pheromones or very slight physical variations.
[QUOTE=Turd Steamer;33682983]who the hell cares itt: circlejerk of faux liberal gay rights activists who otherwise contribute nothing to the world's population as a whole.[/QUOTE] This is the attitude that prevents change in the world.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33687939]I never said it did, I was thinking about his hormones being closer to a female's than a male's, which for other penguins made him closer to a female than a male. They have their own way of identifying each other as male or female and I guess these rely a lot on body odor, pheromones or very slight physical variations.[/QUOTE] they would still realize that they couldn't have sex penguins aren't idiots
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;33688282]they would still realize that they couldn't have sex penguins aren't idiots[/QUOTE] seriously though, do these penguins get it on?
[QUOTE=Contag;33682348]Please point to a single fucking thing thing in the brain that humans possess that animals do not?[/QUOTE] Enlarged prefrontal cortex?
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;33688619]Enlarged prefrontal cortex?[/QUOTE] I'll just leave this here. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prefrontal_cortex[/url] The main thing that differs people from animals.
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;33688282]they would still realize that they couldn't have sex penguins aren't idiots[/QUOTE] A dick in a hole is still a dick in a hole.
Now try and find me a homophobic penguin
[QUOTE=Lambeth;33689277]Now try and find me a homophobic penguin[/QUOTE] Dave. He's an asshole.
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;33678919]Clearly, it's human influence on these poor, unsuspecting, innocent birds.[/sarcasm] On a more serious note, I like the names of the penguins.[/QUOTE] Too much human gay porn? :v:
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33679436]I don't seem to remember any episode like this?[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pawnee_Zoo[/url]
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