ChristWire says Skyrim is teaching todays youth "Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers"
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My female archer is married to Aela the Huntress. They didn't say anything in the bible about two women.
By the way guys try reading this article in Ann Coulter's voice, it exponentially increases the hilarity level.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;33413031]Had me going until Blizzard.[/QUOTE]
[I]MMORPG first person shooters[/I] didn't tip you off?
You guys never seem to take Christwire for what is truly is, the word of the Lord baby Jesus himself.
[QUOTE=RuinedIt;33412864]A [B]satirical[/B] website made a [B]satirical[/B] comment in a [B]satirical[/B] thread on a [B]satiicarl[/B] forum. Why is this news again?[/QUOTE]
shove off
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33413070][I]MMORPG first person shooters[/I] didn't tip you off?[/QUOTE]
Nope. Poe's :v:
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ewitwins;33413099]You guys never seem to take Christwire for what is truly is, the word of the Lord baby Jesus himself.[/QUOTE]
Jesus wasn't always a baby you don't have to say lord baby jesus.
Praise Jesus, I will never let me kids touch such filth!
Since when was satire allowed?
[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;33412966]You were doing so well until that last satirical.[/QUOTE]
autocorrect failed me and didn't highlight it :(
brb seppuku
Even if it's satire, I am not happy with the article in the slightest.
Throughout the game, the played is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they [b][i]ejaculate[/i] all over the player’s CPU monitor[/b]. I know its a troll site but that was hilarious.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;33412970]It's news so everyone can smack themselves in the head and groan about how Christians can be this dumb, knowing full well they're fucking numbskulls for believing it
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You know, I was about to predict a post like this, parodying this exact same behavior, but I'm glad that you came along.
some guy mistakes a satire website to be the genuine article - it happens, satire is designed to resemble the real thing
same guy posts it on the internet, and most of the commentators reveal that the whole thing is a joke
everyone has a good laugh regardless
and yet despite that, there's always a fucking numbskull like you to get all pissy about how we apparently force ourselves to believe these stories - because there's such a dearth of religious stupidity for us point out, right? - just so we can point and laugh at those poor poor religious types baaawwww
"spirit of gayness"
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Man, I just got done playing Skyrim.
I have the strangest urge to go and lick some mans asshole.
Help.
[QUOTE=Crazy Nuts;33413686]Man, I just got done playing Skyrim.
I have the strangest urge to go and lick some mans asshole.
Help.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I can help alright.
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