• 10 illegal baby names
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Bookmarked for when I get a kid.
I dunno about you, but Akuma is a pretty badass name.
I can see the point in not letting parents pick ridiculous names for their kids. But I think the Pope is nuts. Christian names are of course normal today, but at one point they weren't. I'm sure there were people like Who the fuck would name their kid David back in 3000 BC or whatever.
[QUOTE=J!NX;35303269]They should ban certain copyright / historical names as well, like Dovahkiin or Jesus Christ.[/QUOTE] Lots of hispanics name their kids Jesus, pronounced "hey-zeus".
[QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;35303120]How the fuck is Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 pronounced Albin?[/QUOTE] The 6 is silent.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;35303626]Who the fuck calls their kid Anus?[/QUOTE] Asshole parents.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35303084]In regards to the third one, people shouldn't use their children to protest, the child shouldn't suffer for your dumb political beliefs.[/QUOTE] It's such an awesome name though! [QUOTE=RayvenQ;35303827]Asshole parents.[/QUOTE] Don't blame the parents, blame the country.
The only ones I wouldn't consider are 4, 5 and 9. The rest seem reasonable enough.
[QUOTE=blubafoon;35303907]The only ones I wouldn't consider are 4, 5 and 9. The rest seem reasonable enough.[/QUOTE] So Gesher is a no, but Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is totally fine?
One of the bus drivers that regularly drive the bus here is called Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov
Going to name my kid Bukkake
[QUOTE=LarparNar;35303982]One of the bus drivers that regularly drive the bus here is called Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov[/QUOTE] say that three times fast
[QUOTE=LarparNar;35303982]One of the bus drivers that regularly drive the bus here is called Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov[/QUOTE] ...Holy fuck my stomach....! EDIT: Wait a moment, you sly fucker. [url]http://io9.com/5360199/thats-dr-macgyver-chewbacka-highlander-elessar+jankov-to-you[/url]
[QUOTE=LarparNar;35303982]One of the bus drivers that regularly drive the bus here is called Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov[/QUOTE] Sounds Jamaican.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;35303400]Venerdi and Mercoledi actually sound pretty cool IMO, but I guess I wouldn't like my kid being named after days of the week.[/QUOTE] Maybe they were fans of The Adam's Family.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;35304090]...Holy fuck my stomach....! EDIT: Wait a moment, you sly fucker. [url]http://io9.com/5360199/thats-dr-macgyver-chewbacka-highlander-elessar+jankov-to-you[/url][/QUOTE] Yes that's him. I see him at least once a week.
Take away the numbers and Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 could be Welsh.
[QUOTE=Carne;35303457]I heard they're going to ban animal names here in Norway, so children can no longer be named Ulf/Ulv (Wolf), Bjørn (Bear) etc[/QUOTE] Thank god I'm in the UK, I can still name my kid after the dude from the Hobbit.
[QUOTE=Irockz;35304277]Thank god I'm in the UK, I can still name my kid after the dude from the Hobbit.[/QUOTE] Beorn is a pretty cool name.
Laws that regulate names are stupid.
[QUOTE=zugu;35304383]Laws that regulate names are stupid.[/QUOTE] to a certain degree, yeah name laws like china's and japan's are ridiculous, but I personally don't see anything wrong with not allowing parents to give their children gibberish or offensive names
[QUOTE=SexualShark;35303646]Imma name my kid, Batman.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg[/img] Someone beat you to that 22 years ago and apparently his dad's name is Suparman.
Every story i hear on the pope makes me hate him more and more. There is a reason he has to scoot around in secret and in a bullet proof shell when in public.
What's so wrong about Gesher?
[QUOTE=blubafoon;35303907]The only ones I wouldn't consider are 4, 5 and 9. The rest seem reasonable enough.[/QUOTE] [Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0[/media] Not going to consider 7?
I'm surprised there aren't any name laws here in the US. Why on earth would you want to call your kid "Shanaynay?"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp2UhJU-_s[/media]
Not being able to call your kids whatever you want is important. Luckily most of europe countrys don't let parents name their kids adolf hitler.
[QUOTE=Carne;35303457]I heard they're going to ban animal names here in Norway, so children can no longer be named Ulf/Ulv (Wolf), Bjørn (Bear) etc[/QUOTE] Why would they do that, Björn's a good name :saddowns:
[quote]3) Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Sweden) [/quote] Looks like a name you would see on xbox live.
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