Nearly 100 Years After Conception, the Condom (M & F) is Being Improved - Polidicks

[quote]Nearly 100 Years After Con[B](tra)[/B]ception, the Condom (M & F) is Being Improved[/quote]

Can't wait till 2015

They will probably find a newer better version by the time I'd actually use one. :(

I really hate using condoms. If they can find one that feels the same as going raw, I'm game.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;40203074]My dick can finally be classy with this tower of top hats.[/QUOTE] Gay Sex with hats on?

While this is neat and all it doesn't help the fact that I study IT Engineering.

The video shows it much better than the pictures. I can see some of their points, and it's actually a good idea that it folds, but I'm still not sure if it'll be better than the original. Well, we'll see I guess.

[QUOTE=CommanderPT;40206289]While this is neat and all it doesn't help the fact that I study IT Engineering.[/QUOTE] What good is all the money you're going to make if you can't spend it on latex dick-accordians? Seriously though shouldn't you be making like 70k+ a year after you're done? USD/CAD I mean. Not sure where you're from.

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;40206493]What good is all the money you're going to make if you can't spend it on latex dick-accordians? Seriously though shouldn't you be making like 70k+ a year after you're done? USD/CAD I mean. Not sure where you're from.[/QUOTE] Sweden. And that is what keeps me going. Once I get a fat paycheck women will see past my flaws. It is going to be great. :v:

[QUOTE=littlefoot;40205438]Below 90%? Source?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/condom-10187.htm[/url] Says if improperly used (really easy which is why the statistic is high) is 18 out of 100 people improperly using them will become pregnant which is 82% [url]http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/birth-control-condoms?page=2[/url] Here they say condoms are 85% effective on average The only birth control less effective than condoms is pulling out So yeah, like I said, condoms suck. And getting all the negative ratings reinforces how people don't know this and rely on them which is really bad.

[QUOTE=Da Big Man;40202974]Brilliant invention my good man; plays all the right notes upon thrust in and thrust out![/QUOTE] Now you can try to play this while having an intercourse! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuMXB0qNYo[/media]

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[QUOTE=Trogdon;40207730][url]http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/condom-10187.htm[/url] Says if improperly used (really easy which is why the statistic is high) is 18 out of 100 people improperly using them will become pregnant which is 82% [url]http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/birth-control-condoms?page=2[/url] Here they say condoms are 85% effective on average The only birth control less effective than condoms is pulling out So yeah, like I said, condoms suck. And getting all the negative ratings reinforces how people don't know this and rely on them which is really bad.[/QUOTE] WHAT isnt pulling out a secure form of birth control

i'm reasonably sure those anal ones already exist

in 20 years, people will write TIL and nostalgia posts on reddit about the "original condom"

[QUOTE=scroul;40207981]WHAT isnt pulling out a secure form of birth control[/QUOTE] If done correctly yes, but like condoms it's easy to be used incorrectly. It's 96% effective if correctly used, 73% effective if incorrectly used. I did it for 8+ months and was fine, but my girlfriends insurance covers Mirena so we got that. 5 years of peace of mind is worth it

[QUOTE=RobyYe;40203074]My dick can finally be classy with this tower of top hats.[/QUOTE] Your penis is as presumptuous as it is POOR and IRISH, tarnish NOTTE my tower of penishats. [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=SgtTupelo;40207822]Now you can try to play this while having an intercourse! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuMXB0qNYo[/media][/QUOTE] remove penis from premises

[QUOTE=scroul;40207981]WHAT isnt pulling out a secure form of birth control[/QUOTE] hope this was sarcasm [QUOTE=Trogdon;40208536]If done correctly yes[/QUOTE] no it's not [QUOTE=Trogdon;40207730][URL]http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/condom-10187.htm[/URL] Says if improperly used (really easy which is why the statistic is high) is 18 out of 100 people improperly using them will become pregnant which is 82% [URL]http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/birth-control-condoms?page=2[/URL] Here they say condoms are 85% effective on average The only birth control less effective than condoms is pulling out So yeah, like I said, condoms suck. And getting all the negative ratings reinforces how people don't know this and rely on them which is really bad.[/QUOTE] Perfect use is far far better at 98%, the 85% figure includes people improperly using condoms. edit: i just don't think it's a good idea to tell a bunch of teenage boys that pulling out is a good idea

how reliable are birth control pills?

[QUOTE=Trogdon;40207730][url]http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/condom-10187.htm[/url] Says if improperly used (really easy which is why the statistic is high) is 18 out of 100 people improperly using them will become pregnant which is 82% [url]http://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/birth-control-condoms?page=2[/url] Here they say condoms are 85% effective on average The only birth control less effective than condoms is pulling out So yeah, like I said, condoms suck. And getting all the negative ratings reinforces how people don't know this and rely on them which is really bad.[/QUOTE] If not condoms, than what? Getting a Vasectomy? Or a vow of Celibacy. Only way to be 100% sure. I wish my girlfriend could use pills without getting sick, but the rubber will have to do.

[QUOTE=The Baconator;40208751]how reliable are birth control pills?[/QUOTE] Appx. 99.9% to make it seem like nothing is perfect. Once they pop the day's pill, nothing's going to happen. Hormone therapy is the most effective method known. I used to have my doubts, but my girlfriend's been on it the whole 4 years, and she and her doctor-of-a-mother have done their homework I assume. Edit: You must understand however that how effective this method of birth control is ultimately rests wholly on the person applying it. Complete protection is guaranteed ONLY if the female is guaranteed to use them properly. This means one pill for each day of the month, excluding one week. The pills can only do their work if you let them.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;40208883]If not condoms, than what? Getting a Vasectomy? Or a vow of Celibacy. Our options ain't looking to good.[/QUOTE] Theres always birth control. a prescribed daily pill, the one that's implanted, or "the morning after Pill". Though I must admit I don't know much about them. Other than females should be careful about making sure to get the right one or it can screw with a women hormones real bad and it's nothing you want to rush into. If all else fails there's always anal [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/img]

[QUOTE=rundevil;40208957]Theres always birth control. a prescribed daily pill, the one that's implanted, or "the morning after Pill". Though I must admit I don't know much about them. Other than females should be careful about making sure to get the right one or it can screw with a women hormones real bad and it's nothing you want to rush into. If all else fails there's always anal [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/img][/QUOTE] My girlfriend doesn't do to well with pills. And using the morning after pill as birth control would be a terrible idea. As for anal, just not my thing.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;40208983]My girlfriend doesn't do to well with pills. And using the morning after pill as birth control would be a terrible idea. As for anal, just not my thing.[/QUOTE] I dated a girl who had the same problem. I'll agree with you on the morning after pill though; and hey I won't complain, got me through high school.

[QUOTE=Shadaez;40208673] Perfect use is far far better at 98%, the 85% figure includes people improperly using condoms. edit: i just don't think it's a good idea to tell a bunch of teenage boys that pulling out is a good idea[/QUOTE] i didn't mean to tell them it's a good idea, i probably shouldn't have mentioned my personal experience at all. i'm just saying that condoms are far from the best way to prevent pregnancy. good for avoiding STI's and STD's, but they are the least effective method of contraception. 85% is an average percentage, meaning that if you use one chances are that there is an 85% you are going to not be pregnant, the figure would be 82% if completely incorrectly. it isn't likely that most people are getting the 98% figure, hence the 85%. it is very easy to misuse condoms. the mentioning of pulling out is to demonstrate that the figures between the two aren't substantially different (if used properly). i just wanted to show that condoms aren't nearly as effective as people generally believe them to be, and in a long term relationship other options should be considered. they are far from perfect, but these new ones seem to be a step in the right direction by using silicon which should be more substantial than latex. so i apologize if i inferred pulling out was a good idea, it generally isn't. [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;40208883]If not condoms, than what? Getting a Vasectomy? Or a vow of Celibacy. Only way to be 100% sure. I wish my girlfriend could use pills without getting sick, but the rubber will have to do.[/QUOTE] uh how about implants, patches, shots, sponges, vaginal ring, cervical cap, or an IUD? it's not like it's pills vs condoms realistically the best option for longevity is an IUD if insurance covers it. mirena specifically, generally low levels of side effects compared to other methods, low hormones involved, the most effective at preventing pregnancy (actually more effective than vasectomies and tube tying), and it lasts for 5 years. just look with your girlfriend at the planned parenthood website, consider all of the options and find what would work best for you. there are a lot of options out there.

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;40202922][img]http://i.imgur.com/ezABVmB.jpg[/img] we definitely live in an age of science[/QUOTE] Brings the word "screwed" to a whole new meaning. :v:

I dunno, after watching the video it looks pretty good to me

[QUOTE=Trogdon;40209570]i didn't mean to tell them it's a good idea, i probably shouldn't have mentioned my personal experience at all. i'm just saying that condoms are far from the best way to prevent pregnancy. good for avoiding STI's and STD's, but they are the least effective method of contraception. 85% is an average percentage, meaning that if you use one chances are that there is an 85% you are going to not be pregnant, the figure would be 82% if completely incorrectly. it isn't likely that most people are getting the 98% figure, hence the 85%. it is very easy to misuse condoms. the mentioning of pulling out is to demonstrate that the figures between the two aren't substantially different (if used properly). i just wanted to show that condoms aren't nearly as effective as people generally believe them to be, and in a long term relationship other options should be considered. they are far from perfect, but these new ones seem to be a step in the right direction by using silicon which should be more substantial than latex. so i apologize if i inferred pulling out was a good idea, it generally isn't. [editline]8th April 2013[/editline] uh how about implants, patches, shots, sponges, vaginal ring, cervical cap, or an IUD? it's not like it's pills vs condoms realistically the best option for longevity is an IUD if insurance covers it. mirena specifically, generally low levels of side effects compared to other methods, low hormones involved, the most effective at preventing pregnancy (actually more effective than vasectomies and tube tying), and it lasts for 5 years. just look with your girlfriend at the planned parenthood website, consider all of the options and find what would work best for you. there are a lot of options out there.[/QUOTE] Rubbers work just fine for me, I used them for long enough to know where it goes. Though I think computer games do a wonderful job keeping her at bay.

After watching the video I'm just wondering where I could buy some, those look far superior to dick pinching latex

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;40208883]Or a vow of Celibacy.[/QUOTE] lmao