• Dictionaries Banned in Southern Californian Schools
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the macquarie australian dictionary lists 18 colloquial definitions for 'fuck', 3 colloquial definitions for 'dick', 36 colloquial definitions for 'shit'. i love being Australian
Well, this is just retarded.
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;19853600]the macquarie australian dictionary lists 18 colloquial definitions for 'fuck', 3 colloquial definitions for 'dick', 36 colloquial definitions for 'shit'. i love being Australian[/QUOTE] But God forbid you play a game with blood in it.
I for one hope these kids grow up, reach old age and then die before they find out about sex.
Good thing The United States of America doesn't allow censorship. [i]Oh wait...[/i]
[QUOTE=yoyojumpy;19853778]But God forbid you play a game with blood in it.[/QUOTE] which is unaustralian!
Before I say this I already expect boxes I consider myself mostly liberl aside from the fact that I think that doing shit like this to keep knowledge from the people is pretty stupid
what I agree with the parents who are against banning these. It must be the end of the fucking world if my kid learns about anything sexual too early. I learned about sex when I was eight. From a book. I turned out fine or so I figure.
[quote]What are they going to do next, pull encyclopaedias because they list parts of the human anatomy like the penis and vagina?"[/quote] Don't give them any ideas!
Glad that's not my school district. Thread title had me worried there for a second.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;19850357]Oh no my ten year old knows that oral sex means the oral stimulation of genitals what will I do!?[/QUOTE] Oh just let him watch kill bill vol. 1 and 2 he will be fine
Wow, I'm actually getting angry right now. What the fuck.
the kid had to hear it somewhere else first.
[QUOTE=Publius;19850610]Dear Southern California, Thanks for giving us another great reason you should [I]all fall into the ocean and die[/I]. Regards, Publius[/QUOTE] Sorry man for being born in a shitty state. I hate it too.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;19850367]I remember being 9 and looking up vagina.[/QUOTE] I don't see any harm in it. I used to do the same thing, and all I'd do is giggle.
What is this penis to mouth sexual act you speak of?
Wow I bet they'll be at a loss for words about this.
i remember when we used to giggle looking up the word sex teheh, still do heh /-_-\ xD!
Hey Suzie, I just read about this thing called "oral sex" in the dictionary. You wana try it out?
[QUOTE=GhostSonic;19855462]Hey Suzie, I just read about this thing called "oral sex" in the dictionary. You wana try it out?[/QUOTE] Hey John, sorry I promised Jack we would try out some different sex moves he googled. Oral sex sounds intriguing though, we can try it out together some other time? Book an appointment for around Saturday, maybe? Make sure you bring the popcorn though you sly little fox ;) love, Suzy
Not in my school. [editline]09:16PM[/editline] Ahh, it's one district. Title is misleading.
Really? I mean REALLY? Are they that stupid?! [editline]08:27AM[/editline] You might as well ban reading all together, my child might read a naughty world, and the apocalypse will be one step closer due to my child knowing a word they never will understand the meaning of cause I'm to embarrassed to explain what it means.
Not oral sex! Now bj's will be given out around the classroom.
"Oral stimulation of the genitals" Most 9-10 year olds don't even know what "Oral" "Stimulation" and "Genitals" mean so where's the harm?
Yes, obviously the little slut would never have learned to suck a cock without the help of a dictionary.
It's not like they didn't look up swear words in the dictionary at that age :P
Americans can ban dictionaries, but not change to the fucking metric system??? [editline]10:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=zeldar;19850695]Dear Publius, If every state or country that had faults fell into the ocean, we would all be dead. Regards, zeldar[/QUOTE] Dear zeldar, Not everyone is goddamn American Regards Maximo13
Let's ban the bible, it's too violent.
Are we really banning books? what next, burning them? That'll show them! How dare our kids learn something!
It would be better if it was one of those visual ones with pictures
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