Teen planned to strap bombs to a Kangaroo in the name of ISIS
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Ok, these are some ideas on how this would have actually gone down.
A) Walk up to kangaroo with fake materials because the fuzz was on to you the whole time. Try to stuff "explosives" down its pouch. Get kicked in the chest, collapsing both lungs. Dead.
B) Bomb stuff is real this time. Again, attempt marsupial-makeshift bomb fusion. Get kicked in chest, collapsing both lungs and detonating the bomb. Dead and gibbed a kangaroo.
C) Come armed with boxing gloves painted with the ISIS colors and challenge it to a 1-on-1 boxing match to convince it to jihad for you. Loses immediately as he gets kicked in the chest, collapsing lungs, etc. Kangaroo then holds up its arms in the air before hopping off.
Honestly, this is like some hilarious parody that was sadly someone's real idea.
You know, I believe I saw our PM say a while back (paraphrasing to the max) that he believed ISIS's online recruitment should be combated by humiliating ISIS online (along with the usual methods).
This seems like part of it. I think he's in the right here - show them not as suicidal maniacs but flawed morons who are an embarrassment to their kin. After all, who else would ditch the easy life in Australia for an ISIS-run shithole/warzone? Sounds like idiots to me.
[QUOTE=Matto;49649321]You know, I believe I saw our PM say a while back (paraphrasing to the max) that he believed ISIS's online recruitment should be combated by humiliating ISIS online (along with the usual methods).
This seems like part of it. I think he's in the right here - show them not as suicidal maniacs but flawed morons who are an embarrassment to their kin. After all, who else would ditch the easy life in Australia for an ISIS-run shithole/warzone? Sounds like idiots to me.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the kind of mindset Mel brooks has about Hitler and the Nazis.
Discredit them with humor.
If it worked on hitler it can work on Isil. Especially in a day when isil is in the past.
[QUOTE=Matto;49649321]You know, I believe I saw our PM say a while back (paraphrasing to the max) that he believed ISIS's online recruitment should be combated by humiliating ISIS online (along with the usual methods).
This seems like part of it. I think he's in the right here - show them not as suicidal maniacs but flawed morons who are an embarrassment to their kin. After all, who else would ditch the easy life in Australia for an ISIS-run shithole/warzone? Sounds like idiots to me.[/QUOTE]
All fanatics are morons who lack basic survival instincts.
[QUOTE=SonicHitman;49630274]yea because a kangaroo will let you get close enough to do that and not jump kick your brains out[/QUOTE]
He will have too convert it to ISIS first
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49636415]Ok, these are some ideas on how this would have actually gone down.
A) Walk up to kangaroo with fake materials because the fuzz was on to you the whole time. Try to stuff "explosives" down its pouch. Get kicked in the chest, collapsing both lungs. Dead.
B) Bomb stuff is real this time. Again, attempt marsupial-makeshift bomb fusion. Get kicked in chest, collapsing both lungs and detonating the bomb. Dead and gibbed a kangaroo.
C) Come armed with boxing gloves painted with the ISIS colors and challenge it to a 1-on-1 boxing match to convince it to jihad for you. Loses immediately as he gets kicked in the chest, collapsing lungs, etc. Kangaroo then holds up its arms in the air before hopping off.
Honestly, this is like some hilarious parody that was sadly someone's real idea.[/QUOTE]
D) Tranquilize it and attach bombs to it, then set it loose in an urban area.
Let's be glad that the enemy are mostly made up of idiots
A drop bear would've been more effective.
Why not strap bombs to boomerangs?
They have BOOM in the name!
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