Police astonished by what prisoners stuck up there ass.

[Fables]

My dad had to go to court after he did a cavity search on someone, they managed to get a 6-inch shank up their ass and some how not cut themselves. This isn't that surprising to me.

Edit: Damn I'm tired.

[Zeke129]

I could fit all of those things up there and more

[Dejarie]

It would have been a [b]pain in the ass[/b] to be caught with that stuff up there.

[GunsNRoses]

What a [I]dick[/I] move.

[BOP]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6P7s3GPKI&playnext_from=TL&videos=Glg_gmzUJtw&feature=sub[/media]

[Napoleon I]

[QUOTE=zydos;22503105]Nautsabes, why do you always have a [I][B]stick up your ass?[/B][/I][/QUOTE]

Because that's also what he does to the corpses he..has.

[zydos]

[QUOTE=Napoleon I;22505352]Because that's also what he does to the corpses he..has.[/QUOTE]

That one [I][B]stunk.
[/B][/I]I'd hate to meet the dumb[I][B]ass[/B][/I] who writes your jokes and [I][B]shit. [/B][/I]Utterly terrible, my liege.