Michael Bay will turn the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into aliens for upcoming reboot - Polidicks

If this ain't jumping the shark, then i don't know what is.

That's one more bit of my childhood ruined...

Sounds [i]tant[/i]alizing doesn't it.

and this is when the film industry is clearly exhausted of original ideas

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;35222003]Seriously, why the fuck is he doing this? Does he have a fucking excuse for doing this? It isn't just because of the main characters not being mutants anymore, the whole fucking cartoon series was all about mutations for fuck's sake. You remove mutations, it's not TMNT anymore.[/QUOTE] Oh god, I know why he did it! If you remove the mutant from TMNT it become TNT. What does TNT do? It explodes. What does Michael Bay like? Explosions!

Let me guess what other changes there will be: [B]Five-hundred-year-old Alien Samurai Tuataras: The Movie[/B] Scott McScotterson, played by Shia LaBeouf, is a college student majoring in Chinese Hieroglyphics, when he gets strange visions of invading lizards. He meets up with his friend B-Rad Superfly Johnson, a caucasian male obsessed with stereotypical black gang culture and diagnosed with melanism (which makes him look like a black person, but he's totally actually a white guy so it's fine, trust me on this one guys), and some random girl April O'Neill, who Scott wants to bang [I]so hard[/I]. They travel to Chinatown and find the Five-hundred-year-old Alien Samurai Tuataras, who warn Scott and his friends about an army of evil invading Space Tuataras. With lips. The FASTs had been studying Earth, particularly America, and fled from the Space Tuatara planet, which hates freedom. They also painted their space ship to look like an American Flag. After April falls in love with Scott due to *reason we haven't come up with* and they have sweet, sweet sex in the FASTs' space ship, Scott warns the US army about the Tuatara threat. They don't believe him, so he brings in the FASTs, but they still don't believe him, but then April shows her tits while giving a speech we wrote in 3 minutes, so the army joins their cause. A team of Navy Seals prepares and eventually defeats the Space Tuatara invasion force, killing their leader Shredder and blowing up their mothership, which has a pair of balls hanging from the back of it. In the epilogue, Scott and April get up after having some steamy sex to find the FASTs staying in Scott's house, eating their favorite food: Spaghetti.

He says making them aliens makes them more comfortable and friendly. How to fuck is this [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyFNp3Xd6CtQvShqetyK0bQiB-GRle1YwR-nKsoOo8Dk1OOWo70x4QCDd5DQ[/img] more comfortable and friendly then this. [img]http://www.derok.net/images/classics/teenage%20mutant%20ninja%20turtles.jpg[/img]

maybe it'll be cool, i liked transformers 1 and 3. 2 was okay but some parts pissed me off

Why is this even a thing that they need to do, what? [QUOTE]"Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story," Bay wrote. "Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world."[/QUOTE] This statement is rated fR for Full Retard

Why the fuck can't we just go with the radioactive transformation? how the fuck is he going to explain splinter then? Complex back story? Shredder = Splinters Student turned spiky armored cunt , Splinter goes into exile from his shame of failed student, finds turtles, new students, fights shredder because he as become a cunt. Whats wrong with sticking to that concept? [editline]20th March 2012[/editline] The only alien in it should be Krang + technodrone, the rest are mutated.

Hahahaha what? I'm surprised he didn't turn them into sticks of animated TNT that blow up every few minutes.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. As aliens. [b]Mutant[/b] [i]ninja [u]turtles[/u][/i]. 'Alien turtles' sounds stupid, as if there's a race of sentient turtle-like creatures out there, and if they're aliens, the whole 'mutated' aspect just doesn't have as much impact with audiences as an earth turtle's mutation was. What the fuck Michael Bay.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35222343]Black culture? White turtle? What?[/QUOTE] [t]http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/f/f0/ROTF_movie_SkidsMudflap_bigmother.jpg[/t] "Aww yeah, we gon' bust a cap in dem dee-sep-tee-kawn asses!" [editline];[/editline] (His response to criticisms was that they were supposed to be "whiggers")

Jesus you guys should bitch harder, just don't go see it if it bothers you so much, it doesn't effect any of the old shows you guys love so much.

[QUOTE=Socram;35223230]Jesus you guys should bitch harder, just don't go see it if it bothers you so much, it doesn't effect any of the old shows you guys love so much.[/QUOTE] Lots of people have used this argument for many things, but that doesn't change the fact that people can bitch if they want to.

Oh boy...

EXPLODING TURTLES THE MOVIE.

let's wait and see which one of the turtles he makes a wigger "yo you crackalacka mutha fucka I am a ninja turtle biiiiiiiitch"

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;35222577]He says making them aliens makes them more comfortable and friendly. How to fuck is this [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyFNp3Xd6CtQvShqetyK0bQiB-GRle1YwR-nKsoOo8Dk1OOWo70x4QCDd5DQ[/img] more comfortable and friendly then this. [img]http://www.derok.net/images/classics/teenage%20mutant%20ninja%20turtles.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How the fuck are you going to compare xenomorphs, to fucking mutant turtles? There are other aliens in different movies not the highly lethal creatures that'll tear your fucking face off.

So just wipe out the back story which was also a tribute to Daredevil OK Bay!

I just might burn my copy of The Rock for such treason to my childhood.

Is it just me or have been classic childhood characters dying since Activison released SSA?

Another childhood franchise bites the dust.

I didn't grow up with TNMT but this is basically if they made a samurai jack movie only if samurai jack was a Ninja.

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;35223602]How the fuck are you going to compare xenomorphs, to fucking mutant turtles? There are other aliens in different movies not the highly lethal creatures that'll tear your fucking face off.[/QUOTE] Comfortable and friendly, eh? [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/4/48/Ewoks.jpg[/IMG] Well, friendly as long you're not wearing white armor.

I suggest, if you hate the idea, don't go see it. If it flops then they won't make another one. And it won't stick. I was never into ninja turtles but I won't see it if they're butchering it.

[QUOTE=Taggart;35223540]let's wait and see which one of the turtles he makes a wigger "yo you crackalacka mutha fucka I am a ninja turtle biiiiiiiitch"[/QUOTE] Mikey is the obvious victim.

that's pretty fucking stupid!

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