[QUOTE=Source;35222829]Why the fuck can't we just go with the radioactive transformation? how the fuck is he going to explain splinter then?
Complex back story? Shredder = Splinters Student turned spiky armored cunt , Splinter goes into exile from his shame of failed student, finds turtles, new students, fights shredder because he as become a cunt. Whats wrong with sticking to that concept?
[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]
The only alien in it should be Krang + technodrone, the rest are mutated.[/QUOTE]
U do realise shredder is not a student of splinter? And that krang is infact not "an alien" (but is an invader from Dimension X)
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35225259]I literally gagged.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
[QUOTE=markg06;35229585]So it won't be TMNT it'll be TANT and also probably shit.[/QUOTE]
Can we start calling his version the TANTles like how his Transformers were Bayformers?
Guys hey guys maybe
maybe just the radioactive slime will be alien?
Like it'll land in a meteor and be all nanomachines or something but
eh fuck it
Watch as he brings back Venus de Milo.
Dear Michael Bay, please stop skull fucking my childhood.
I am the only one who is actually looking forward to this? I mean Transformers movies were dumb, but they were still entertaining. And stop it with the childhood, the cartoons and everything is still there the same as it was. And this is coming from a big TMNT fan.
[QUOTE=Jackald;35231098]If they're aliens then they're not fucking mutants any more. Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. That's EVEN MORE ridiculous than before![/QUOTE]
maybe they are mutant aliens
[QUOTE=Last or First;35222503]Let me guess what other changes there will be:
[B]Five-hundred-year-old Alien Samurai Tuataras: The Movie[/B]
Scott McScotterson, played by Shia LaBeouf, is a college student majoring in Chinese Hieroglyphics, when he gets strange visions of invading lizards. He meets up with his friend B-Rad Superfly Johnson, a caucasian male obsessed with stereotypical black gang culture and diagnosed with melanism (which makes him look like a black person, but he's totally actually a white guy so it's fine, trust me on this one guys), and some random girl April O'Neill, who Scott wants to bang [I]so hard[/I]. They travel to Chinatown and find the Five-hundred-year-old Alien Samurai Tuataras, who warn Scott and his friends about an army of evil invading Space Tuataras. With lips. The FASTs had been studying Earth, particularly America, and fled from the Space Tuatara planet, which hates freedom. They also painted their space ship to look like an American Flag. After April falls in love with Scott due to *reason we haven't come up with* and they have sweet, sweet sex in the FASTs' space ship, Scott warns the US army about the Tuatara threat. They don't believe him, so he brings in the FASTs, but they still don't believe him, but then April shows her tits while giving a speech we wrote in 3 minutes, so the army joins their cause. A team of Navy Seals prepares and eventually defeats the Space Tuatara invasion force, killing their leader Shredder and blowing up their mothership, which has a pair of balls hanging from the back of it. In the epilogue, Scott and April get up after having some steamy sex to find the FASTs staying in Scott's house, eating their favorite food:
Spaghetti.[/QUOTE]
Oh god
So am I the only one who's not complaining? I mean we haven't been shown anything yet, not even leaked images or anything so it's quite silly already saying it's all ruined yadda yadda.
[QUOTE=Socram;35223230]Jesus you guys should bitch harder, just don't go see it if it bothers you so much, it doesn't effect any of the old shows you guys love so much.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey it's one of the "no negative criticism allowed" guys.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;35232083]Oh hey it's one of the "no negative criticism allowed" guys.[/QUOTE]
Also known as the "Omg guyz qq moar?" crew.
Michael Bay presents TAINT.
Wait worry, TANT.
stop! stop raping my child hood!
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