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Awwwww.....
Good choice of a picture for the story.
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035762-My-cat-came-back-after-being-missing-for-five-years]I've already told my cat story[/url]
This isn't really news.
Facepunch obsesses way too much over "cute" things.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;31412727]the owner should get the death penalty[/QUOTE]
She should be hung drawn and quartered in my humble opinion for this atrocity.
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;31416376]This isn't really news.
Facepunch obsesses way too much over "cute" things.[/QUOTE]
BURN HERETIC!!! BURN!!!
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31416358][url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035762-My-cat-came-back-after-being-missing-for-five-years]I've already told my cat story[/url][/QUOTE]
I didn't read it, but I think you should get a death penalty for whatever happened to that cat.
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
I read it and now I feel bad for saying that.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;31414653]you should get the chair[/QUOTE]
ok i will
you sping my head right round, right round
[QUOTE=werner;31417917] sping [/QUOTE]
I am sorry kind sir but I sadly do not understand your native language. Please repeat the above sentence in 18th Century Modern English. Thank you for your co-operation.
I'm glad everything is okay. Cute cat too!
one time my cat crawled into my ear and laid it's eggs in my brain
When I was moving and staying in a hotel, my cat managed to pry open an access panel hidden in a closet, squeeze between piping, get into the floor, travel fifty feet to a completely different room, and just chill under the bathtub for six hours, only coming out when the firemen were about to rip the bathtub out of the floor.
The full quote is 'Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back'. I think it applies.
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Awwwww.....
Good choice of a picture for the story.[/QUOTE]
Probably looked more like this when it was done:
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[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31419054]one time my cat crawled into my ear and laid it's eggs in my brain[/QUOTE]
One time my tarantula crawled into my lap and started purring...
Surely this is a sign of the End Times.
I did this 13 years ago, they needed a clean.
[editline]30th July 2011[/editline]
They didn't live to tell the tale.
My mum once turned the dryer on and heard a banging sound, when she opened it her cat ran out.
Seriously thank god this cat was in a washing machine as opposed to a dryer
A dryer is much worse with all the heat and whatnot. Still sucks for the cat though, bet he didn't care for it much either
Kitten thrill ride: washing machine on delicate with low water level.
(warning: supervision necessary to ensure safety of ride participants)
I'm glad one of my cats is a fatass that sits at my feet bitching for food all day or taking a nap on my dresser/lap and the other is a young cat that spends all day sleeping on my pillow.
The fat cat has recently been jumping up on the kitchen counter to try eating my food though.
clean kitty
My kitten fell in the bath once. I'd got out, dried off and gone to get a drink before emptying the tub. I forgot to empty it and awoke half an hour later to a mighty splash. Ran in and my cat was submerged in the warm water and a life or death battle with the plug chain. He totally kicked it's ass :smug:
My cat seems to have an uncanny ability to predict where my foot is going to be as I get into/out of bed so that she can put her face/head in the way.
I've accidentally kicked her in the face so many times I've lost count. Even if she's on the other side of the room as I get into bed, she'll manage to have her face RIGHT THERE a second later.
Makes me feel like a dick every time.
[QUOTE=HandyAmMi;31426733]My cat seems to have an uncanny ability to predict where my foot is going to be as I get into/out of bed so that she can put her face/head in the way.
I've accidentally kicked her in the face so many times I've lost count. Even if she's on the other side of the room as I get into bed, she'll manage to have her face RIGHT THERE a second later.
Makes me feel like a dick every time.[/QUOTE]
Mine crawls onto my pillows and tries to sit on my face. When I'm sleeping.
god damn cat get off you make me sneeze argh
A street cat had snuck under our car (through the wheels somehow) for a week. We would hear it all the time while driving it places. It [i]drove[/i] us insane.
My cat was stuck behind my bed once. Don't know how it got there as it's next to a wall but whatever
wow i can't believe that slutty cunt, what a stupid bitch whore, i've lost faith in humanity
she should be stoned
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