• Testicle-chomping fish found in Sweden
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[QUOTE=OvB;41804442]Native ones just eat fallen nuts (har har) from trees. Never heard about them eating testicles off people. They're omnivorous but tend lean toward herbivores lacking the chompers to be good carnivores. [editline]11th August 2013[/editline] Invasive fish should always be removed though.[/QUOTE] The best way to get rid of invasive species is to eat the shit out of them.
Pfff, it's not like anyone actually swims in Sweden.
[img]http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/09/19/160x120_gaming_duke_nukem.jpg[/img] [B][I]Come get some...[/I][/B]
There was something back on Discovery that said Pacu bite man balls because they confuse them with the local nuts they eat during flood season
Ouch :/ [editline]12th August 2013[/editline] Damg it! There is always something to break my plan. I always dreamed about going swimming around naked in Sweden
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41804192]hrfhhhghhhhh fucking hell this is even worse than that amazon river fish that [B]swims up your piss[/B] or whatever[/QUOTE] yo dude [B][I]WHAT[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Legolas;41808449]yo dude [B][I]WHAT[/I][/B][/QUOTE] its called candiru, the smaller ones can enter the penis, anus or vagina. :v: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru[/url] the more you know.
I guess he won't be going [b]Balls deep[/b] anymore
Nuke the oceans.
I'm so happy living in Sweden. There's no lions, scorpions, huge fucking spiders or any of that stuff. then this happens. fuck.
please don't spread
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;41804224]Pacu apparently tastes pretty good. [/QUOTE] They're fed on a diet of nuts.
the matriarchy grows
This is the closest I'm going to get to being laid!
I'm so fucked.
You know, iv seen Swedish men and i have to say this explains allot.
No thank you.
snippsi snippsi, klippsi klippsi? come get ur free vasectomy
Not a problem, it's impossible to swim in Sweden as ice covers nearly every body of water all year around :v:
bye bye Sweden
It has [I]human-fucking-teeth.[/I] [video=youtube;U6MlaIe1ljs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs[/video]
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;41807512]The best way to get rid of invasive species is to eat the shit out of them.[/QUOTE] what if it had just freshly chomped some dudes balls and when you gut it / cook it they're still inside
guess i'll never go swimming again nope nope
Is there a way for Norway to dislodge from the swedish land, becoming an island? Please
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;41811271]Not a problem, it's impossible to swim in Sweden as ice covers nearly every body of water all year around :v:[/QUOTE] Uh
Is dynamite fishing legal in Sweden?
Is it named [I]KellisMilkis[/I]?
I want to make a necklace from its teeth.
[QUOTE=The_Marine;41815718]I want to make a necklace from its teeth.[/QUOTE] Tell people they are human teeth. They look enough like the real deal.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;41804096][quote]they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.[/quote][/QUOTE] what a slut
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