• Jehovah’s Witnesses are using this creepy anti-gay cartoon to indoctrinate kids
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JWs knock a lot here. I don't give a shit, friendly as they are I don't care, I personally am not religious but heaven forbid can they not take the hint I said no before. I could just say I am gay will that make them stop.
Nah it wouldn't. I tried that and they just re-doubled their efforts to save me. Honestly the best thing you can do with jovies is be the most militant clued up argumentative atheist you can with them, don't just scream "gods not real!" at them, actually explain why. They will argue with you to the best of their knowledge, and when you stump them, they will politely go away and send a slightly more advanced jovie around next time. Do this often enough (3 times for me) and you will move up the ranks until you get a boss level jovie. This guy will be a bit of a self righteous prick, less polite, still acting friendly but with more back handed implied insults. Defeat him, and they will tick your house off on their clipboard and never bother you again.
[QUOTE=fulgrim;50331508]Nah it wouldn't. I tried that and they just re-doubled their efforts to save me. Honestly the best thing you can do with jovies is be the most militant clued up argumentative atheist you can with them, don't just scream "gods not real!" at them, actually explain why. They will argue with you to the best of their knowledge, and when you stump them, they will politely go away and send a slightly more advanced jovie around next time. Do this often enough (3 times for me) and you will move up the ranks until you get a boss level jovie. This guy will be a bit of a self righteous prick, less polite, still acting friendly but with more back handed implied insults. Defeat him, and they will tick your house off on their clipboard and never bother you again.[/QUOTE] This almost makes me wish there were jovies around there so I could see how far I could get :v:
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;50305422]That isn't the only one that's trash, there's also this: [video=youtube;d1047cHpBDo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1047cHpBDo[/video] "You wouldn't want to make Jehova sad, would you? Jehova wants to be your friend, Jehova knows best." [/quote] Jahova doesn't like magic... Tell that to the old testament, he loooooves using arbitrary magical acts to smite people, hell he provided prophets which literally had magical powers as long as they obeyed the rules, move up to the new testament and Jesus is gandolf, able to do exactly what every situation needs, then fast forward and his disciples get magical abilities to spread the gospel So ya let's go with jahova hates magic even though most of the Bible is built on it I really detest "smugger than thou" religions, Harry Potter doesn't create Satan worshipers
I've always wanted to try out some performance art on these door to door religious types but have never had the opportunity. I'd start of with, "Are you familiar with Mark 3:28?" "Jesus said, I say unto you, all sin and blasphemy can be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. This is a sin with eternal consequences." And follow that with a " Fuck the holy spirit, Jesus was unholy and used demon magic" So I'm a lost cause, don't waste your time, I can never be saved. If they rebut with the claim that you can still be saved and that there is no such thing as an unforgivable sin, I'll tell them that I can never respect a church that doesn't take Jesus's words seriously. It'd probably backfire on me, but the idea makes me smile.
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