• Paul Reubens confirms new Pee-Wee Herman movie
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[QUOTE=Paramud;46373930]You're not actually allowed to masturbate in porno theaters[/QUOTE] You learn from experience?
If you jerk your dick in public you shouldn't make movies for children.
[QUOTE=plunger435;46381198]Is this the part where you tell us blue balls killed your dad?[/QUOTE] My parents were killed in a back alley after leaving a porno theater and since then I dress up as Pee-Wee Herman and try to rid the city of all masturbation
[QUOTE=ejonkou;46381478]If you jerk your dick in public you shouldn't make movies for children.[/QUOTE] Public or in a fucking adult theater
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