• French Sex Toy Site Offers Free Vibrators to Diablo III Widows
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...Can the men get dildos, too? ...Without having boyfriends that play Diablo III? ... ...Please?
I kinda understand where they're coming from, but it is kinda weird, even if it is a carnal freebie; something should turn their nose up at.
[QUOTE=ironman17;36009494]I kinda understand where they're coming from, but it is kinda weird, even if it is a carnal freebie; something should turn their nose up at.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ironman17;36009494]carnal freebie[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ironman17;36009494]carnival freebie[/QUOTE] I would so go to a carnival if they gave me free sexual aids.
I'm never in the mood anyway, so I might as well get one for her. \:
Neckbeards who play Diablo don't have significant others.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36002731][quote] the site offers a free "small vibrator[/quote] Are they saying that all Diablo fans have tiny dicks?[/QUOTE] No they're saying that they have tight vaginas
If a guy is so obsessed with Diablo 3 that he would decline intercourse with his spouse because he's in the middle of a dungeon or something, he probably doesn't [i]have[/i] a spouse.
Can men partake in this offer too?
[QUOTE=MoarToast;36012549]If a guy is so obsessed with Diablo 3 that he would decline intercourse with his spouse because he's in the middle of a dungeon or something, he probably doesn't [i]have[/i] a spouse.[/QUOTE] You must not know what it's like to be married.
why not use it when playing the game maximum immersion when you fight diablo on hell difficulty
[QUOTE=TehMentos;36003168]I really think this is getting unfunny.[/QUOTE] Late post, but it wasn't funny in the first place.
and the heavens shall tremble
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;36012269]Neckbeards who play Diablo don't have significant others.[/QUOTE] Maybe, but anyone else who's not a nerd and plays diablo probably has. Or are you implying only neckbeards play videogames?
Is it to compliment to ring of lust level?
They should put it in the same colour scheme as Diablo.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;36014207]Maybe, but anyone else who's not a nerd and plays diablo probably has. Or are you implying only neckbeards play videogames?[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1181911?p=35840249&viewfull=1#post35840249[/url]
I want one.
what happens if I send them [URL="http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/da7f2587e17899e0f89691de97807523.jpg"]this picture[/URL]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36015360]what happens if I send them [URL="http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/da7f2587e17899e0f89691de97807523.jpg"]this picture[/URL][/QUOTE] They'd mock you on their website.
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