We're finished, man.
They infested our leaders long ago, and now they are dropping the footsoldiers in to go in for the kill. God help us all.
[QUOTE=nox;47749707]Imagine having arachnophobia and living in Australia.[/QUOTE]
I can't imagine them living.
[QUOTE=Antlerp;47749434]well the title would imply Australia[/QUOTE]
nvm snip before I make an ass out of myself
Well, it's Australia alright.
I can imagine them reacting to it like kids react to snowflakes.
"Catch them with your mouth! Oh shit Dave got a black widow! He wins!"
Europeans should have expanded colonization to include complete replacement of native wildlife
Even the weather is upside-down in Australia.
I avoided this thread for a couple days out of fear but my eyes always scan down Sensationalist Headlines for unread threads and I kept seeing this. Finally checked it out to see what it really is...
...and holy FUCK it's even WORSE than expected. Fucking fields of spiderwebs and beard spiders and FUCK THIS PLANET I'M DONE
The only solution to fix this problem is to burn the country down.
Reminds me of a time I sat down in my yard for a second got up and a few seconds letter I felt something crawling on me. Apparently I had sat on and opened a spider egg because I look down to brush it off and I have at least a hundred baby spiders crawling on me.
Typically spiders don't phase me too much, but that creeped me the hell out. I can't imagine what having millions of the buggers covering everything would be like.
[QUOTE=jordguitar;47750922]The only solution to fix this problem is to burn the country down.[/QUOTE]
Then it'll be raining FLAMING spiders, that'll just make the problem even worse.
[QUOTE=jonu67;47751436]Then it'll be raining FLAMING spiders, that'll just make the problem even worse.[/QUOTE]
Flaming spider bombs seems like the ultimate warfare weapon
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;47748846]NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPESOMUCHNOPE[/QUOTE]
open what? WHAT?
[QUOTE=Impact1986;47751647]open what? WHAT?[/QUOTE]
Open the gates of Hell and sweep all the spiders back down there.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;47750590]Well, it's Australia alright.
I can imagine them reacting to it like kids react to snowflakes.
"Catch them with your mouth! Oh shit Dave got a black widow! He wins!"[/QUOTE]
They don't have black widows in Australia.
But they do have redback spiders, which look quite similar.
[editline]19th May 2015[/editline]
How do them 'strayan's even manage?
When I was in Australia for a month; I was instructed to check my shoes every morning for spiders and to check the toilet seat every time every time I had to sit on the crapper.
I once found a spider under the covers as I was about to go to bed.
I slept on the couch that night.
[QUOTE=jonu67;47751436]Then it'll be raining FLAMING spiders, that'll just make the problem even worse.[/QUOTE]
The country is in the middle of the ocean. I do not see a problem with this.
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout...followed by his 16 million brothers and sisters. Down came the rain, and it turned out to be more spiders. God is dead.
Yeeesh, that article made me itchy as fuck.
time to get out the flamethrower
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;47751699]
When I was in Australia for a month; I was instructed to check my shoes every morning for spiders and to check the toilet seat every time every time I had to sit on the crapper.[/QUOTE]
If you're in the warmer areas that get funnel webs then yeah definitely keep an eye out for those bastards but otherwise you should be all sweet.
Only spiders I ever see commonly are daddy long legs, huntsmans and redbacks.
[QUOTE=Antlerp;47749434]well the title would imply Australia[/QUOTE]
Unless you mistakenly identified crabs as spiders, boy wouldn't THAT be awkward.
Every morning I wake up, step outside, try to walk 10m and get about 5 facefulls of random fucking spider webs and spiders all over my face.
So I guess this news does not concern me. I welcome our new spider overlords.
[QUOTE=uber.;47749082]And just when Australia thought there could be nothing as shit as Tony Abbott, mother nature provided the answer.[/QUOTE]
Abbott is worse
[QUOTE=nox;47749707]Imagine having arachnophobia and living in Australia.[/QUOTE]
I live in a world of horror every day.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;47748854][IMG]http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/g/h/1/h/y/t/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.gh1guf.png/1431583225271.jpg[/IMG]
So [I]this[/I] is Australian snow[/QUOTE]
And so begins a truly Australian Winter like no other.
Napalm...
[QUOTE=Archimedes;47754225]And so begins a truly Australian Winter like no other.[/QUOTE]
The children run out into the field to build Frosty the Webman, and as soon as they put the magic outback hat on him he coughs up spiders and dies on the spot. He wasn't ready for the land down under.
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