[QUOTE=LooperNor;17466916]Porn videos today is crap anyways.
Pictures of naked/almost naked sexy girls is the way to go.
It is just too overdone.
Typical porn movie:
[B]Girl:[/B] Hey can you fix my car?
[B]Guy:[/B] Sure
[I]Two minutes later:[/I] *Fuck*
[B]Girl:[/B] *slurps up sperm* Mmmmmmmmmm
[B]Boy:[/B] Ahhhhhhhhhh
Just too stupid.[/QUOTE]
Really? I watched this one porno once, just for laughs...
[b]Girl:[/b]Wow, that's a big machine (if you know what I mean)!
[b]Guy:[/b]Oh, it's my time machine. Can I take you for a ride (if you know what I mean)?
[i]Two minutes later[/i]*Girl gets kidnapped by men dressed as pterodactyls after teleporting to a jungle*
[b]Girl:[/b] Oh no! I have been kidnapped by dinosaurs!
[b]Pterosaur 1:[/b]Squark! Squark!*(Ahaha, we have caught a human woman)
[b]Girl:[/b]Oh no, please don't eat me!
[b]Pterosaur 2:[/b]Squark! *(Oh, we'll eat you. Eat you OUT!)
[b]Pterosaur 3:[/b]Squark! *(Me first)
Pterosaurs proceed to bukkakke woman whilst ineffectually flapping arms. Small animatronic baby Pterosaur looks on baffled.
[b]Girl (still not eaten out):[/b]Wow, that was intense
[b]Guy (from earlier, remember?):[/b] Aha! I have found you!
Pterodactyls run away, flapping arms. Small baby pterosaur is apparently abandoned in corner of screen.
[b]Guy:[/b]I can take you back to the future, but future time travel is powered BY SEX!
[I]Two minutes later:[/I] *Fuck*
[B]Girl:[/B] *slurps up sperm* Mmmmmmmmmm
[B]Guy:[/B] Ahhhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=HSACEVOLI;17458733]No more lesbian porn for me then...
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Even though it shows no dick[/QUOTE]
well technically lesbian sex/sapphic is still homosexuality
[QUOTE=Splurgy;17467558]Really? I watched this one porno once, just for laughs...
[b]Girl:[/b]Wow, that's a big machine (if you know what I mean)!
[b]Guy:[/b]Oh, it's my time machine. Can I take you for a ride (if you know what I mean)?
[i]Two minutes later[/i]*Girl gets kidnapped by men dressed as pterodactyls after teleporting to a jungle*
[b]Girl:[/b] Oh no! I have been kidnapped by dinosaurs!
[b]Pterosaur 1:[/b]Squark! Squark!*(Ahaha, we have caught a human woman)
[b]Girl:[/b]Oh no, please don't eat me!
[b]Pterosaur 2:[/b]Squark! *(Oh, we'll eat you. Eat you OUT!)
[b]Pterosaur 3:[/b]Squark! *(Me first)
Pterosaurs proceed to bukkakke woman whilst ineffectually flapping arms. Small animatronic baby Pterosaur looks on baffled.
[b]Girl (still not eaten out):[/b]Wow, that was intense
[b]Guy (from earlier, remember?):[/b] Aha! I have found you!
Pterodactyls run away, flapping arms. Small baby pterosaur is apparently abandoned in corner of screen.
[b]Guy:[/b]I can take you back to the future, but future time travel is powered BY SEX!
[I]Two minutes later:[/I] *Fuck*
[B]Girl:[/B] *slurps up sperm* Mmmmmmmmmm
[B]Guy:[/B] Ahhhhhhhhhh[/QUOTE]
You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm guessing it was japanese?
This explains [i]everything.[/i]
[QUOTE=dutchah;17467609]You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm guessing it was japanese?[/QUOTE]
no. just terrible. you can find it simply by googling.
[QUOTE=FuzzyLogic.;17460142]That's retarded.
Being gay isn't some sort of eye disease you can get by looking at a cock.[/QUOTE]
I wanna know the dumb motherfucker that rated this disagree
If mastubation isn't gay I guess sucking your own dick isn't gay either.
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17467676]If mastubation is gay I guess sucking your own dick isn't gay either.[/QUOTE]
what
Nobody is saying that masturbation is gay and that sucking your own dick isn't gay
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17467676]If mastubation is gay I guess sucking your own dick isn't gay either.[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=dutchah;17467609]You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm guessing it was japanese?[/QUOTE]
No. It was American. I think the woman had a vaguely Eastern European accent, although it was kind of hard to hear over all the sound effects.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;17467714]No. It was American. I think the woman had a vaguely Eastern European accent, although it was kind of hard to hear over all the sound effects.[/QUOTE]
Please, I beg you, give us a link. I need to see this for myself!
[QUOTE=Splurgy;17467558]Really? I watched this one porno once, just for laughs...
[b]Girl:[/b]Wow, that's a big machine (if you know what I mean)!
[b]Guy:[/b]Oh, it's my time machine. Can I take you for a ride (if you know what I mean)?
[i]Two minutes later[/i]*Girl gets kidnapped by men dressed as pterodactyls after teleporting to a jungle*
[b]Girl:[/b] Oh no! I have been kidnapped by dinosaurs!
[b]Pterosaur 1:[/b]Squark! Squark!*(Ahaha, we have caught a human woman)
[b]Girl:[/b]Oh no, please don't eat me!
[b]Pterosaur 2:[/b]Squark! *(Oh, we'll eat you. Eat you OUT!)
[b]Pterosaur 3:[/b]Squark! *(Me first)
Pterosaurs proceed to bukkakke woman whilst ineffectually flapping arms. Small animatronic baby Pterosaur looks on baffled.
[b]Girl (still not eaten out):[/b]Wow, that was intense
[b]Guy (from earlier, remember?):[/b] Aha! I have found you!
Pterodactyls run away, flapping arms. Small baby pterosaur is apparently abandoned in corner of screen.
[b]Guy:[/b]I can take you back to the future, but future time travel is powered BY SEX!
[I]Two minutes later:[/I] *Fuck*
[B]Girl:[/B] *slurps up sperm* Mmmmmmmmmm
[B]Guy:[/B] Ahhhhhhhhhh[/QUOTE]
You should watch osama bin laid.
It's so awesomly hilarious.
The OP is not making sense, if the porn have no dick, would you still call that gay porn?
[QUOTE=dutchah;17467751]Please, I beg you, give us a link. I need to see this for myself![/QUOTE]
Well I don't know the name of the site that it originates from, and to keep things above the board I can't possibly recommend any illegal sources for this video (besides, a friend sent it to me).
I'm sure it's out there. When I saw it, it was titled "Time_travel_hussy_gets_spunked_by_dinos" or something. I don't even have the file anymore, I lost it in an HD crash. :(
[QUOTE=bravehat;17467759]You should watch osama bin laid.
It's so awesomly hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Will do. The only time I get to watch straight porn is when it's in some way humorous, and it's nice to have something to share with friends.
cool i must be gay then
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17461385]The same goes for liberals.[/QUOTE]
why is everyone's comeback to republican smears "liberals too"
it doesn't change anything
[QUOTE=FuzzyLogic.;17458704]
Republicans are so fucking stupid[/QUOTE]
This clearly isn't a stereotype, now is it?
They probably watched porn themselves and got attracted to a penis and... voila.
I suppose seeing another man's penis makes you gay.
That's their logic.
[QUOTE=Wayword;17469225]I suppose seeing another man's penis makes you gay.
That's their logic.[/QUOTE]
lesbian
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17458942]Porn only makes you gay if you're beating off to to dick part.[/QUOTE]
They need to include that in the bible or some shit man.
It begins again...
[IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/mortalkombat.jpg[/IMG]
So this one guy reflects all republicans?
Being a bisexual, agnostic, furry, conservative-communist who's into watersports, I have to disagree with this claim. :)
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17461385]The same goes for liberals.[/QUOTE]
that response literally makes no sense.
and note that's both definitions of "literally", there.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;17470069]agnostic, furry, conservative-communist who's into watersports,[/QUOTE]
And we don't give a damn about what you're into.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;17470069]Being a bisexual, I have to disagree with this claim. :)[/QUOTE]
Only part that's [I]SLIGHTY[/I] relevant to this thread.
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17467676]If mastubation isn't gay I guess sucking your own dick isn't gay either.[/QUOTE]
I seem to be getting a lot of dumb ratings for this post, anyone care to elaborate?
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17470887]I seem to be getting a lot of dumb ratings for this post, anyone care to elaborate?[/QUOTE]
If you're male and likes to suck dicks, then you're definetly not straight.
[QUOTE=Van-man;17470916]If you're male and likes to suck dicks, then you're definetly not straight.[/QUOTE]
Who said the person sucking their own dick liked to suck their dick?
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