Trump in newly leaked 2005 audio says he tried to "fuck" a married woman "like a bitch"

[Mr._N]

Trump proves he does have humility. He admits to failing in trying to fuck some lady.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51168877]where the hell do you hear people talking like that outside of politicians and prisoners?[/QUOTE]

Ever do factory or construction work?

Though to be fair, when I hear someone talking like that, I tend to start thinking of them as massive pricks.

[caseytube]

[QUOTE=Kaios;51169198]Anyone else thought that the "distortion" part of the video looked really fake? Like how those found footage movies hide their edit cuts?[/QUOTE]

i honestly believed the whole video to be fake and just really well done editing, but then donald admitted to saying those things and tried to backtrack. i think it's the one time he would've actually been better off lying.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51168374]This is what I mean.

I call out bullshit on Clinton's side and somehow it doesn't matter because Trump did something. You don't bother to respond to what I am even talking about.
[/QUOTE]

Don't give us this horseshit, you've done this repeatedly in various threads (including this one) and I've called you out on it as well.

[SevenFiveSeven]

[QUOTE=Gamerman12;51169252]i honestly believed the whole video to be fake and just really well done editing, but then donald admitted to saying those things and tried to backtrack. i think it's the one time he would've actually been better off lying.[/QUOTE]

Considering how often he's called aspects of this election "rigged", I'm moderately surprised he admitted to what he said.

[greasemunky]

[QUOTE=Firetornado;51169210]Wait wait wait WHATTTT

Fuck this election.... please link me now!!!!!

what the fuck lmao I didnt expect to hear talk about that subject....

Link meh

:mindblown:[/QUOTE]

Only thing I could find on that is a bunch of conspiracy crap.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Zenreon117;51169105]Well if wikileaks is to be trusted, she was in on covering up aliens. I guess, maybe?[/QUOTE]

Christ, this election is just mindbogglingly surreal at this point. I doubt it's literally referring to aliens, but the fact that this is even a thing people have to wonder about is just weird.

Every time we think we've reached peak lunacy this year, something else pops up. Killer Clowns, Donald Trump, emails about Space Warfare, people ignoring alarming trends with Climate Change, Clinton declaring war on Pepe the Frog, various tin foil hat conspiracies actually having truth to them - it's like a fever dream.

[ramkeham]

Maybe I've missed any above information but I find it incredible that this information was saved on a high profile media figure until this moment, a time bomb that could have been good at any moment in the last 11 years saved for this moment here and now.

How does that happen? It's surreal

[The Vman]

Ahahaha /pol/'s a shitshow right now

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=greasemunky;51169331]Only thing I could find on that is a bunch of conspiracy crap.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, guys - what if those jokes about Hillary being a lizard person... [I]weren't jokes after all?[/I]

:tinfoil:

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

dropout imminent?
-snip weather stream-

[apierce1289]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;51167368]he even goes on about how when you're a star they let you do whatever you want even though he said she rejected him, he sure is a retarded asshole[/QUOTE]

Let's not forget Clinton gets away with everything because she's a political star. Look at all the shit she's gotten away with. I'm not advocating for either one I'm just pointing it out.

[BlackMageMari]

[QUOTE=apierce1289;51169419]Let's not forget Clinton gets away with everything because she's a political star. Look at all the shit she's gotten away with. I'm not advocating for either one I'm just pointing it out.[/QUOTE]

Such as? She got grilled pretty hard on Bengahzi and they found nothing. She also got grilled hard on her emails and they found... nothing. What do you think she's gotten away with?

[Hidole555]

News just announced Trump's going to make a video statement soon (I guess in the next few hours or so) to address this.

Trump's going to DC, everybody.

Damage Control, that is.

[Swiket]

[media]https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465[/media]

lmfao

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=The Vman;51169388]Ahahaha /pol/'s a shitshow right now[/QUOTE]

I forgot about that site existing. It's actually really fucking surprising that there are more anti-trump posts in /pol/ then there are in r/the_donald.

Probably has something to do with the mods in r/the_donald

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ogy3B7S.png[/img]

[BlackMageMari]

[QUOTE=Swiket;51169448][media]https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465[/media]

lmfao[/QUOTE]

You have got to actually be literally physically fucking kidding me.

Satire is dead, they should just post this tweet word for word on the Onion and close down the site. That's it, done.

[Helix Snake]

[QUOTE=Swiket;51169448][media]https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465[/media]

lmfao[/QUOTE]

This is the most hilariously retarded way they could possibly spin that

So naturally, get ready to hear it a whole lot more

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51169452]You have got to actually be literally physically fucking kidding me.

Satire is dead, they should just post this tweet word for word on the Onion and close down the site. That's it, done.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-surrogate-enjoying-thrill-not-knowing-what-s-54116[/url]

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Swiket;51169448][media]https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465[/media]

lmfao[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of some opinion/editorial piece someone shared here on SH a while back that tried to downplay Bill's affairs/sexual encounters and said that people needed to move on and that it wasn't that bad, with the implication that it was okay because he is Hillary's wife and Hillary needs to be president.

This election, man. This election.

EDIT: Found it: [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1531328[/url]

[Swiket]

[QUOTE=Helix Snake;51169457]This is the most hilariously retarded way they could possibly spin that

So naturally, get ready to hear it a whole lot more[/QUOTE]

there have been better ones

[media]https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/784548483441238016[/media]

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Swiket;51169468]there have been better ones

[media]https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/784548483441238016[/media][/QUOTE]

Satan for president, then?

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

Any bets on if he will double down on grabbing women by the pussy and his poll numbers go up?

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=Swiket;51169468]there have been better ones

[media]https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/784548483441238016[/media][/QUOTE]

[quote]The pious are the enemy.[/quote]

What the fuck.

[BlackMageMari]

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51169481]Any bets on if he will double down on grabbing women by the pussy and his poll numbers go up?[/QUOTE]

Just, no. That's an incredibly poor joke to make and is made in bad taste man.

Please stop.

[lordcrypto]

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51169481]Any bets on if he will double down on grabbing women by the pussy and his poll numbers go up?[/QUOTE]

"sexual assault is funny and results in better polling" -- RIPBILLYMAYS, 2016

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;51169494]"sexual assault is funny and results in better polling" -- RIPBILLYMAYS, 2016[/QUOTE]

I think he was condemning it too and commenting on how Trump doubles down on bad ideas - I don't get the impression he was condoning Trump in this case.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=apierce1289;51169419]Let's not forget Clinton gets away with everything because she's a political star. Look at all the shit she's gotten away with. I'm not advocating for either one I'm just pointing it out.[/QUOTE]

Lets not forget that Trump has made calls for Hilary to be assissinated and in the words of Michael Hayden "Anyone other than Trump would be in the back of a police van being questioned over such statements"

Yeah lets just glaze over that kinda shit.

[phaedon]

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/zNjMxhQ.jpg[/img_thumb]

[url=https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/56eqqz/ryan_cuts_trump_from_wisconsin_event/d8ipod7]He's a busy lad.[/url] This election never seizes to amaze me.

[angrytoadnoises]

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;51169494]"sexual assault is funny and results in better polling" -- RIPBILLYMAYS, 2016[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51169486]Just, no. That's an incredibly poor joke to make and is made in bad taste man.

Please stop.[/QUOTE]

Christ guys. I just finished reading through all of the thread and while I thought the insane dog-piling was ridiculous, I kinda understood it. There's this weird "Trump is LITERALLY Hitler" consensus going on and I get that mentioning a breath of Trump support is akin to being a neo nazi around here.

But guys.

He made a joke. If anyone else made that joke, it wouldn't be getting this reaction. You guys are just pissy with him because he supports Trump.