Call Of Duty reaches bottom of comedy barrel, bravely keeps digging to planet’s molten core, introdu
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Somehow, watching this, all the embarrassment from the terrible gmod and movie maker machinimas I made just disappeared. As I have now witnessed true horror.
It wouldn't be so bad if
actually nvm nothing could save this
[QUOTE=Joppu;36610072]People actually pay a subscription fee for [I]this?[/I][/QUOTE]
There is no subscription fee for Elite; it's $50 that might be renewed this November. The only way to buy it is as a single $50 license that doesn't even autorenew on Xbox live.
I don't understand how people still talk about Elite after all these months like they have any idea what they are talking about. Is it really that hard to do any amount of research?
I think the idea is that people send videos in to them and they have a chance to be featured on their official videos or something, kind of like Uncharted kills of the week if you've heard of that. Not website like youtube for cod videos.
I watched the video thinking it couldn't hurt me.
I was wrong.
Thanks internet, I may never laugh again.
Smiled at butt grenade.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Heh, butt grenade.
[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36609962]I own all three MW games because I'm a hypocrite, but I honestly think MW3 and all this 'Elite' crap is the last straw.
No more CoD for me. Ever. Fuck that.
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
A moments' silence for my automerge.[/QUOTE]
Take a look at BO2 first, but MW3 was very bad alright. And I fucking enjoyed MW1 and MW2.
>2012
> Making you pay to upload videos
[QUOTE=legolover122;36609764]Sooooo, tosh.0 but MW3?[/QUOTE]
No, Daniel Tosh is actually decently funny, this looks like it's trying to be a lot more immature and less offensive take on his style but with a lot more references to the whole "competitive" CoD scene.
(hence all the references to "clans," as if CoD were a competitive game)
Oh god it's worse than the funniest home videos TV show hosted by George Lopez where he voice acts the clips with babies in them.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36610664]When he said butt grenade, I felt ashamed to be watching.[/QUOTE]
I felt ashamed that this thing took up even an insignificant part of my bandwidth.
brb deleting browser history
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=areolop;36609827]This.. is terrible. Just let RoosterTeeth do all the commenting[/QUOTE]
Please, at least they're entertaining and could get something worth chuckling over out of this terrible idea
Just watched it, kinda dumb but not nearly as egregious as people here made it sound. It's basically a guy who says occasionally-smile worthy things about videos people send in
Digging the passive-aggressive Freudian circle-jerk that has encompassed this thread though.
Hey adolescences I'm a middle aged man but don't worry, I'll use cool words like "noob" and phrases like "I won't join your clan" to relate to you. HURDUR ONLINE GAMING.
That was fucking atrocious.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;36610828]Just watched it, kinda dumb but not nearly as egregious as people here made it sound. It's basically a guy who says occasionally-smile worthy things about videos people send in[/QUOTE]
No it's not, it's fucking cringe-worthy and just fucking dumb considering you're supposed to pay money to be able to actually see the videos.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;36610828]Just watched it, kinda dumb but not nearly as egregious as people here made it sound. It's basically a guy who says occasionally-smile worthy things about videos people send in
Digging the passive-aggressive Freudian circle-jerk that has encompassed this thread though.[/QUOTE]
Yeah guys. Paying 5$ a month to see butt grenade/randum dance party level of humor is only "kinda dumb".
[QUOTE=simkas;36610969]No it's not, it's fucking cringe-worthy and just fucking dumb considering you're supposed to pay money to be able to actually see the videos.[/QUOTE]
I think the idea is that you pay for Elite as an all encompassing service and just happen to get this.
[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;36610488]Smiled at butt grenade.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=314230&dateline=1301639722[/img]
It hurts my brain to ponder the fact that people will be paying for this.
Who ever wrote that article needs to lose his job. If you're going to call yourself a game journalist, may as well act like it.
[QUOTE=Boxbot219;36611029]Yeah guys. Paying 5$ a month to see butt grenade/randum dance party level of humor is only "kinda dumb".[/QUOTE]
There is no monthly subscription for Elite. It's a $50 one time license for all the game content and extra features on the site.
Seriously a lot of people like to talk about how dumb CoD players are (all 40 million people who happen to play a video game = dumb) but every single CoD thread is a veritable trove of just ignorant posts.
It's like an incredibly awful version of Gamefails that you have to pay for and that is exclusive to Call of Duty. Ugh.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;36611157]There is no subscription for Elite. It's a $50 one time license for all the game content and extra features on the site. [/QUOTE]
It's 50$ per year so it technically is a subscription.
[QUOTE=simkas;36611186]It's 50$ per year so it technically is a subscription.[/QUOTE]
I meant not monthly subscription. Technically it is a subscription but it doesn't even autorenew. It's a subscription in the same way Battlefield Premium is a subscription.
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
If you read my post it's actually pretty clear I'm replying to someone talking about monthly payments but I guess going for easy zings in a CoD thread is a lot easier then reading.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;36609336][video=youtube;aSDSdRxFV0Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSDSdRxFV0Y&hd=1[/video]
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Wow, two [h2]HILLARIOUS[/h2] clips which coincidentally involve the terrible gameplay, ie Spawns, hit detection
[video=youtube;CsbYx6hevoQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsbYx6hevoQ[/video]
[QUOTE=Raidyr;36611201]I meant not monthly subscription. Technically it is a subscription but it doesn't even autorenew. It's a subscription in the same way Battlefield Premium is a subscription.
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
If you read my post it's actually pretty clear I'm replying to someone talking about monthly payments but I guess going for easy zings in a CoD thread is a lot easier then reading.[/QUOTE]Nice job going back and editing "monthly" into "There is no subscription for Elite".
Where do you want me to set these goalposts you've been moving back?
[QUOTE=Pennywise;36611380]Nice job going back and editing "monthly" into "There is no subscription for Elite".
Where do you want me to set these goalposts you've been moving back?[/QUOTE]
You know when someone points out a mistake you make in a post, the edit feature is there so you can go back and fix that error. The original post didn't include monthly despite the fact that I meant to put monthly, simkas pointed it out (thx man!!!!), and I put it in so people in the future do not misunderstand or misconstrue my point. Would you like for me to put a disclaimer in the post in question, or is this explanation sufficient?
Where's the cast of MST3K when we most need them?
I feel we are getting offtopic. The original post served to point out that CoD Elite does not have a $5 a month subscription cost, and that this video thing the thread is about comes as part of a single, non-auto-renew $50 license.
I feel like there is a lot of misinformation out about Elite and wanted to correct an error. I'm sorry for whatever offense I caused, emotional or otherwise.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;36611417]You know when someone points out a mistake you make in a post, the edit feature is there so you can go back and fix that error. The original post didn't include monthly despite the fact that I meant to put monthly, simkas pointed it out (thx man!!!!), and I put it in so people in the future do not misunderstand or misconstrue my point. Would you like for me to put a disclaimer in the post in question, or is this explanation sufficient?[/QUOTE]Looking at these timstamps right there you apparently edited it first, then made a post which almost literally says "It's so obvious I was talking about monthly payments that you're stupid for not noticing" to the fellow who pointed it out
But I kind of like your explanation too. Either way works, I guess.
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