• Another testicle ticket written in SC
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I thought about getting a pair but I want a really long disgusting pair that frequently hits the road or speed bumps and emits a bloodcurdling scream
[QUOTE=MR-X;35874450]Its simply a novelty item. How many times do people make sexual innuendo jokes, a lot. This is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. [b]Nothing immature about it.[/b][/QUOTE] was taking you seriously until that last bit. I mean come on, this is about as immature as it gets.
I have always wondered, do they scrape when you hit a speed-bump?
[QUOTE=MR-X;35874450]Its simply a novelty item. How many times do people make sexual innuendo jokes, a lot. This is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. Nothing immature about it.[/QUOTE] I fail to see the lack of immaturity in hanging a pair of balls to your car.
I have a pair on my truck, I don't like how a lot of you think he deserves a ticket just because you think it looks stupid. That'd be like me saying you all deserve tickets for wearing sneakers instead of workboots.
[QUOTE=jgerm529;35878288]I have a pair on my truck, I don't like how a lot of you think he deserves a ticket just because you think it looks stupid. That'd be like me saying you all deserve tickets for wearing sneakers instead of workboots.[/QUOTE] No, it's more like saying that someone deserves to be fined because they were running around a park with a massive dildo. It's just stupid and obscene, even if it is mildly funny. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] There's a reason people can be arrested for disturbing the peace.
I can see why this would be banned. Same reason you'd get in trouble if you had a novelty cock on your car.
So those [I]are[/I] balls! [i]I knew it![/i]
They're kinda rare in my area, but pull into the parking lot of a Cabela's, Bass Pro Shop, or Gander Mountain and it's like the nationwide truck-balls reunion.
[img]http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv309/tg4x4/rubber009.jpg[/img] I like these more.
[QUOTE=smeismastger;35871369]For some reason I have the horrible urge to hit those with baseball bat as hard as I can.[/QUOTE] HAHAHAHA IT HAD BALLS LUL
You know why people put those on their trucks? Because they're ball less with out them.
Well that's fucking stupid. You could be ticketing people for improper driving but instead you decide to ticket the dude because you disagree with his truck nuts. Way to be completely useless, officer.
Every person I've met that owns a pair are absolute dicks. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] no pun intended
A decorative object (an obscene and humorous one at that) shouldn't warrant a ticket or a pull over, ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35871359]They're absolutely hilarious[/QUOTE] for someone your age sure but for everyone else who've already reached puberty they're retarded.
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