• Steve Jobs Pitches Futuristic Apple Campus
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[QUOTE=Contag;31800003]I do appreciate the curvature, the underground parking and the open field design, but I expect more of Apple.[/QUOTE] whats apple gotta prove to you? what do you expect from apple?
[QUOTE=Contag;31800003]I do appreciate the curvature, the underground parking and the open field design, but I expect more of Apple.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I'm sure they'll address more of your wants in the Apple Campus 2. And it'll take up even [i]less[/i] space.
[QUOTE=Supacasey;31800019]I live two minutes away from the Getty, that place is pretty much the Greek's vision of heaven.[/QUOTE] Yeah I used to live in tujunga as a kid so I went there all the time. Its awesome.
[QUOTE=labbet;31800020]whats apple gotta prove to you? what do you expect from apple?[/QUOTE] Some damned innovation. [editline]18th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31800030]Don't worry, I'm sure they'll address more of your wants in the Apple Campus 2. And it'll take up even [i]less[/i] space.[/QUOTE] I'm waiting for the Apple Campus Air to come out, actually.
An Apple campus eh? I assume everything is shiny, gimmicky, and breaks if you drop it or hold it the wrong way, and come with Angry Birds installed?
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31799163]Hipster Heaven.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Apple's pretty underground. You probably haven't heard of it.
That looks really nice. I love how they are planting more trees and stuff. That's very nice.
[img]http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/28643/slide_28643_289122_small.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.wikia.com/stargate/images/b/bf/Stargate.JPG[/img] Oh shit Apple is building a massive stargate.
[QUOTE=Jacos;31800097]An Apple campus eh? I assume everything is shiny, gimmicky, and breaks if you drop it or hold it the wrong way, and come with Angry Birds installed?[/QUOTE] you obviously know what you're talking about. I had the same problem, when i held my computer upsidedown all the text was upsidedown, too! whats up with that apple? and when i droped the computer the glass screen smashed and it wouldn't turn on. Its all apple's fault. i'm suing.
What if a bomb went off in the building and everything caught fire. Instant 10K people dead.
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;31800206]What if a bomb went off in the building and everything caught fire. Instant 10K people dead.[/QUOTE] ...Huh? Why would everything catch fire?
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;31800206]What if a bomb went off in the building and everything caught fire. Instant 10K people dead.[/QUOTE] Oh noes you're right everyone stop building buildings
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;31800206]What if a bomb went off in the building and everything caught fire. Instant 10K people dead.[/QUOTE] the FBI are headed to your house as we speak.
We shall call it Pretentious University.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;31800267]We shall call it Pretentious University.[/QUOTE] P U :v:
Inclusion of massive amounts of parkland sounds good to me. Just so long as they don't dick it up by planting the trees all in little neat rows and trimming them to look identical and shit. I want my nature raw you modernist fuckers.
[QUOTE=Contag;31800058]Some damned innovation.[/QUOTE] Apple don't invent, they [B]RE[/B]invent. Or that's how they've been doing for the last 15 years or so. Not to forget their army of rabid marketing crews.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;31800353]Inclusion of massive amounts of parkland sounds good to me. Just so long as they don't dick it up by planting the trees all in little neat rows and trimming them to look identical and shit. I want my nature raw you modernist fuckers.[/QUOTE] They're all going to be trimmed to look like the Apple logo and painted white. They'll also be arranged to form a giant Apple logo visible from space.
What happens if a tornado comes around and OH GOD THE GLASS DEBRIS!
It reminds me of the LHC.
Hah, it's shaped like an Anus. Most Apple users are used to finding their way around those, no need for maps or directories here. No-sir-e!
[QUOTE=Map in a box;31800431]What happens if a tornado comes around and OH GOD THE GLASS DEBRIS![/QUOTE] A tornado? In Cupertino? LOL where do you live? [editline]18th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;31800511]Hah, it's shaped like an Anus. Most Apple users are used to finding their way around those, no need for maps or directories here. No-sir-e![/QUOTE] haters all around!
[QUOTE=labbet;31800519]A tornado? In Cupertino? LOL where do you live? [editline]18th August 2011[/editline] haters all around![/QUOTE] Horrible comeback. Sever weather'll still have a chance of forming
[QUOTE=Map in a box;31800555]Horrible comeback. Sever weather'll still have a chance of forming[/QUOTE] Its not a comeback. I can confidently say that a tornado in Cupertino is as likely as facepunch becoming pro-mac.
Oh look a big white Torus. Not very futuristic. come back when half of your building can open up using sliding panels.
I don't have much of an opinion on Apple, but this looks amazing.
It looks nice, but it also looks like a massive waste of space, the empty middle is huge
[QUOTE=Tobba;31800891]It looks nice, but it also looks like a massive waste of space, the empty middle is huge[/QUOTE] No man see what they'll do is sell the inner ring to some guy wanting to open up an apartment complex or something. Maybe they'll sell it to Microsoft so they could make a skyscraper. I guess that'd help bring into context how badly Microsoft fucks Apple's ass.
[QUOTE=Contag;31800156][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/28643/slide_28643_289122_small.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.wikia.com/stargate/images/b/bf/Stargate.JPG[/img] Oh shit Apple is building a massive stargate.[/QUOTE]Being the conforming non-conformists they are, they'll probably build it facing the wrong way.
[QUOTE=Lizzrd;31801260]Being the conforming non-conformists they are, they'll probably build it facing the wrong way.[/QUOTE] introducing the new Macbook Vapor, the successor to the Air.
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