[QUOTE=ewitwins;31805615]Why the fuck would you want anyone to die who hasn't hurt anyone, especially Steve Jobs? I mean, I'm not a fan of him to say the least, but seriously?[/QUOTE]
Because its cool to hate steve jobs and apple maaaan. Ergh.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;31805572]Let me be the first to say this in a clear and concise form.
DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK[/QUOTE]
Ugh that Steve Jobs! Spending a lot of money to convert two large parking lots into an attractive office building and large park! Damn him for creating for Apple and making products I don't have to buy that other people may want to, but I don't like them so they're idiots.
The Apple hate I hear from a lot of people usually has some pretty stupid basis.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;31803532]He lives in a normal house (nothing fancy) and he earns about 1$ a month
[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs[/URL]
Like a boss[/QUOTE]
Dodging Tax
Like a boss
Not paying Child Support
Like a boss
Screwing Wozz
Like a boss
Removing Charities from Apple
Like a boss
[editline]18th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;31805314]God dammit guys it's not a school campus. Campus doesn't automatically mean "school". I agree it's a shitty choice of words but it's clear if you read more than the thread title.[/QUOTE]
cam·pusNoun/ˈkampəs/
1. The grounds and buildings of a university or college.
[QUOTE=labbet;31800249]the FBI are headed to your house as we speak.[/QUOTE]
Ah yes, that reminds me of what a Facepuncher said awhile ago...
"Expect a white pizza van to break-down outside your house in the next few days."
[QUOTE=Mr. Kobayashi;31805819]cam·pusNoun/ˈkampəs/
1. The grounds and buildings of a university or college.[/QUOTE]
cam·pusNoun/ˈkampəs/
1. The grounds and buildings of a university or college.
2. The grounds of a school, hospital, or [B]other institution.[/B]
Maybe provide the full text in future?...
[QUOTE=Mr. Kobayashi;31805819]
cam·pusNoun/ˈkampəs/
1. The grounds and buildings of a university or college.[/QUOTE]
5. a large, usually suburban, landscaped business or industrial site.
Knowing apple, it probably looks really nice on the outside but the insides are made from reclaimed plywood and bits of string
[QUOTE=Mr. Kobayashi;31805819]Dodging Tax
Like a boss
Not paying Child Support
Like a boss
Screwing Wozz
Like a boss
Removing Charities from Apple
Like a boss
[/quote]
That's why I hate him. Because he's the scum of the earth. His shitty products just add on to my hatred.
This looks awesome, just the fact of the all curved glass is pretty cool; and for sure they using their own power and using the grid as a back up; awesome.
[QUOTE=Contag;31799185]It's not bad, I suppose, but it certainly doesn't qualify my standards for futuristic. I don't think "CURVES" automatically qualify something as futuristic.
Are my standards too high?[/QUOTE]
Slick and curvy is futuristic, but it's the most gay and boring future.
Me prefers dystopian futures where mega-corporations are the de facto governments and Chinese neon signs light up gritty, dark, rainy alleyways.
[QUOTE=Contag;31800156][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/28643/slide_28643_289122_small.jpg[/img]
Oh shit Apple is building a massive stargate.[/QUOTE]
Looks more like a ring transporter.
[img]http://www.shoutwiki.com/w/images/stargate/thumb/7/70/Ring_Platform.jpg/250px-Ring_Platform.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kade;31805883]cam·pusNoun/ˈkampəs/
1. The grounds and buildings of a university or college.
2. The grounds of a school, hospital, or [B]other institution.[/B]
Maybe provide the full text in future?...[/QUOTE]
But that proves me wrong
[QUOTE=Master Kief-117;31802884]I would not be surprised if a wormhole opened up there. You do after all have the highest concentration of the most dense substances (macfags) on Earth confined in a small location.[/QUOTE]
Call the press! This man has the right idea!
[QUOTE=Chuckl3s;31803571]Steve Jobs sounds so weak. :([/QUOTE]
its the cancer.
Square buildings are too mainstream.
[QUOTE=Master Kief-117;31802884]I would not be surprised if a wormhole opened up there. You do after all have the highest concentration of the most dense substances (macfags) on Earth confined in a small location.[/QUOTE]
I'm bookmarking this post for posterity.
[QUOTE=Mr. Kobayashi;31807451]But that proves me wrong[/QUOTE]
No, that makes you an idiot
I don't get how everyone here seems to think that anyone who owns a mac is automatically a apple worshiper and retarded.
[QUOTE=labbet;31807832]I don't get how everyone here seems to think that anyone who owns a mac is automatically a apple worshiper and retarded.[/QUOTE]
the stupid part is because of how overpriced it is and I couldn't tell you why everyone associates apple with worship
[QUOTE=Protocol7;31807898]the stupid part is because of how overpriced it is and I couldn't tell you why everyone associates apple with worship[/QUOTE]
Empty vessels make the most noise, it seems the sensible Apple device owners keep quiet, and the dribbling fanatics are always the most loud, obnoxous sources of baseless drivvel.
There are always loud and annoying furfags and bronies which show up the rest.
Steve jobs reminds me of Mr. Burns
[QUOTE=Protocol7;31807898]the stupid part is because of how overpriced it is and I couldn't tell you why everyone associates apple with worship[/QUOTE]
the term 'macfags'. I understand that there are retards who buy every apple product that come out the second they come out, and they [b]are[/b] 'macfags'. but I don't. and I am being associated with these people because of my OS.
[QUOTE=Lizzrd;31801260]Being the conforming non-conformists they are, they'll probably build it facing the wrong way.[/QUOTE]
No they'll sue the makers of Stargate for copying them.
[QUOTE=Contag;31801337]introducing the new Macbook Vapor, the successor to the Air.[/QUOTE]
Vapor is heavier than air.
Macbook vacuum.
[editline]18th August 2011[/editline]
It sucks harder than anything else.
Lock all doors to the outside.
Barricade windows.
Battle Royale.
They should put a particle accelerator in it. They might find the iHiggs.
Silly Apple, everyone knows the future is hexagons.
Hipster Heaven
[QUOTE=Rubs10;31810517]Silly Apple, everyone knows the future is hexagons.[/QUOTE]
Duex Ex said so.
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