Mayans demand an end to doomsday myth. - Polidicks

[quote]Mayans demand an end to doomsday myth.[/quote] So the end [i]is[/i] nigh!

When I saw the thread title, I thought this was going to be an Onion article.

[QUOTE=Scrimp;38177050]Like all the obese americans preparing for an apocalypse.[/QUOTE] I always likened them to squirrels fattening up to survive hibernation

This is obviously a ploy by the Mayans. They'll blast off in their spaceship with their enviro-changer devices to turn it into a new Earth while we all get smashed by doomsday. "Look at them, Montezuma. They believed us!" "Now let's throw our heads back and laugh." "HAHAHAHAHAHHA"

[img]http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/truth-about-2012-mayan-calander.gif[/img]

Yeah really when your calendar is round you sort of get spacial limitations

I propose that on December 21 we ditch the gregorian calendar months and AD/CE year numbers and start fresh with something that sounds cooler.

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;38180139]I propose that on December 21 we ditch the gregorian calendar months and AD/CE year numbers and start fresh with something that sounds cooler.[/QUOTE] 30 days every month, plus 5 days of Smarch

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;38179889]Yeah really when your calendar is round you sort of get spacial limitations[/QUOTE] Make a square calendar and you get infinite space? Genius!

I'm surprised we don't have idiots screaming about the "end of the world" when their yearly calendar expires... Nevermind, we probably do.

[QUOTE=Shocky;38180426]I'm surprised we don't have idiots screaming about the "end of the world" when their yearly calendar expires... Nevermind, we probably do.[/QUOTE] My cousin does that But to be fair, she is 2 years old

Shiiiiiit... Ctrl alt delete someone fast.

[QUOTE=koeniginator;38180385]Make a square calendar and you get infinite space? Genius![/QUOTE] We should make a calendar based on binary and square numbers. Instead of months and weeks, the day of the year will be denoted in hex.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;38175979]AAAaaaaaaaaawwwwwww I was so looking towards the panicking idiots.[/QUOTE] People will still panic, most people that believe the world will end are ground in their beliefs, so they'll either hide in a cave or some dumb shit, or kill themselves. Hopefully they hide in a cave, realize they're fucktards, and then kill themselves.

People killing themselves over the whole "2012" thing is Darwinism at work

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;38181718]People killing themselves over the whole "2012" thing is Darwinism at work[/QUOTE] Seems more like "survival of the sensible" in my books; not survival of the most sensible, just survival of actual sensible folks.

[quote]Felipe Gomez, leader of the Maya alliance Oxlaljuj Ajpop.[/quote] I admire that it sounds like something created to keep a very old culture from dying out.

Ever since the Maya's said that doomsday would happen on december 21, everything would happen on december 21, the illuminati would 'end', the world would end, a new circle of life would begin etc etc!

If I hear someone say that on 12/21/2012, it will all end, I will ask them to sell all of their shit and give the money to me. If someone actually does that, I would maybe give the money back, maybe.

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;38179102][img]http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/truth-about-2012-mayan-calander.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's not how the Mayan calender works. It was more a documentation rather than counting years. Still, I laughed.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;38179889]Yeah really when your calendar is round you sort of get spacial limitations[/QUOTE] no one seems to get that a linear calendar can't be infinite

what if it actually was the doomsday that would be like what the fuck fo sho

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;38177287]And in August of 2013, expect a minor baby boom from those that normally go protected while having sex.[/QUOTE] It's funny, I work in a restaurant and there's an absurd amount of people having birthday parties in September, lots of people getting knocked up on new years haha

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;38181718]People killing themselves over the whole "2012" thing is Darwinism at work[/QUOTE] the fact that people like you are still around is proof positive that "Darwinism" is irrelevant in the modern era of humanity

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;38180139]I propose that on December 21 we ditch the gregorian calendar months and AD/CE year numbers and start fresh with something that sounds cooler.[/QUOTE] every day shall have 36,5 hours there shall be 1 day per year. so you have to divide work, christmas, easter, your birthday, your girlfriend's birthday, your parents' birthdays, other holidays, classes, social life and hobbies all in one 36 hour day. you also have 10 minutes to sleep.

[video=youtube;kcc_KAhwpa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcc_KAhwpa0[/video] I expect a lot of you have seen this already but for those of you who haven't

Didn't the myans not take into consideration leap years or something?

[QUOTE=Shocky;38180426]I'm surprised we don't have idiots screaming about the "end of the world" when their yearly calendar expires... Nevermind, we probably do.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120717211440/deputytrudywiegel/images/4/48/1067394488_o911weigle.jpg[/IMG] she would

[QUOTE=Derpmonster;38230868]Didn't the myans not take into consideration leap years or something?[/QUOTE] Yeah, supposedly, that means we are overdue or something, and the world has already ended.

The world [I]definitely[/I] ends this year--my calender doesn't go past December, either!