Only in Russia: Apocalypse Panic strikes country. Store shelves emptied, prisoners panicky, Moscow a - Polidicks

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38691659]satan has been recently reelected as our president[/QUOTE] Lenin and Obama have a few things in common, they both look pretty authoritative at a podium and have a overshadowing posture. Coincidence?

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;38691497]what will they do on the 22nd?[/QUOTE] Have an afterparty

Yeah actually everything becomes a reason to get drunk in russia. So we will get drunk on 21st because the apocalypse is coming and then we will get drunk because the apocalypse didn't come. And then we have the New Year, the New Year by the old calendar, Christmas, Chinese New Year and so on

This is why I think it's important to prepare for the worst for the 'end of the world' business that's supposed to happen at the end of this month Not because the end of the world is actually going to happen, but because chances are quite a few people are going to believe it. And if it's anything like Russia then you'd better know how to punch a home intruder in the face.

I hope there are no loonies trying to raid peoples houses on the 21st

This just needs a video of the metro last liggt priest screaming ''armageddon'' in moscow and it's /thread.

I bet it's just a viral marketing campaign for Metro Last Light.

[QUOTE=Radley;38692231]This just needs a video of the metro last liggt priest screaming ''armageddon'' in moscow and it's /thread.[/QUOTE] This one? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mON5WmA5REk[/media]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;38693511]This one? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mON5WmA5REk[/media][/QUOTE] Thats Ukraine but whatever.

the mayan calendar has rings that move on the 21st the dials will all meet, meaning that it is the ending of an old era and a beginning of a new one

[QUOTE=Crash15;38693613]the mayan calendar has rings that move on the 21st the dials will all meet, meaning that it is the ending of an old era and a beginning of a new one[/QUOTE] Year of the Linux Desktop Confirmed

In the 21st when the cultists are hiding underground, we should use that as an opprtunity and go to clear their houses :v:

[QUOTE=laserguided;38693582]Thats Ukraine but whatever.[/QUOTE] Uuh, no it isn't

[QUOTE=Psyke89;38693658]Year of the Linux Desktop Confirmed[/QUOTE] unfortunately it coincides with the year of the death of the desktop and the rise of the mobile

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;38694380]Uuh, no it isn't[/QUOTE] The video was filmed in Ukraine. [url]http://youtu.be/GTPTbjlrurw[/url]

[video=youtube;0aAeif20Vc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvltsfcIBt8[/video] I instantly thought of this.

Mass panic fascinates me, weird how people can sort of fall back on their instincts like that.

[QUOTE=imptastick;38694628]Mass panic fascinates me, weird how people can sort of fall back on their instincts like that.[/QUOTE] This is less instinct and more blind, uninformed panic. I'm not worried about December 21st. I'm worried about the people that are.

[QUOTE=oskutin;38694174]In the 21st when the cultists are hiding underground, we should use that as an opprtunity and go to clear their houses :v:[/QUOTE] They'd have sold it already by the 21st.

[QUOTE=laserguided;38694487]The video was filmed in Ukraine. [url]http://youtu.be/GTPTbjlrurw[/url][/QUOTE] But it is made to be Moscow, filmmakers don't always film exactly on location you know.

I know how utterly impossible it is, and the chance of the world ending isn't any higher than any other day, but that doesn't stop me feeling nervous about the day. Mass panic is odd like that.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;38690920]The descendants of the people that created the damn calendar plans plans to celebrate. People in the western world with no connections to the Mayans prepares for the apocalypse. wow.[/QUOTE] Predictions of apocalypses come and go, and everytime everyone jumps into the bandwagon to profit from it. But then again my mother has survived 8 apocalypses already so I don't have nothing to worry about anyway. [editline]4th December 2012[/editline] Also the title is misleading, there was this massive concentration of nutjobs in America last year when that one certain old fart told that the doomsday would come, and hundreds of people sold everything they had.

[QUOTE=laserguided;38693582]Thats Ukraine but whatever.[/QUOTE] No, it's Moscow, Russia.

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;38690723]Fear The Future.[/QUOTE] все... умереть... Почему? Ответь!

The fuck russia? Just have a nice pint and wait for it all to blow over.

What I want to see is the "giant Mayan arch made of ice",jesus christ what the hell does that thing look like [editline]4th December 2012[/editline] I think the entirety of Dubai is screwed if it actually happens,simply because our metro is overground on lifted railways

[QUOTE=killkill85;38699586]What I want to see is the "giant Mayan arch made of ice",jesus christ what the hell does that thing look like [editline]4th December 2012[/editline] I think the entirety of Dubai is screwed if it actually happens,simply because our metro is overground on lifted railways[/QUOTE] what actually happens?

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;38700950]what actually happens?[/QUOTE] Planet X (that we have not seen for some odd reason, or seen any gravitational pull of) hits the planet, Massive earthquakes, nukes, satan, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space]Gayniggers from outer space[/url] or the the moon explodes Take your pick :v:

I'm just going to laugh at everyone and watch them.

we're gonna party allnite with friends during the 21th to 22th' night, this way if it really is the end of the world, it'll be amazing