• This just in: Being fat is bad for you
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This just in again: all forms of government are going to fail because they all have flaws and because of religion no one can get along. Oh wait we knew that years ago.
Bullshit.
No shit. Now where did i put that hamburger.
Hey guys, apparently HIV causes AIDS! Who would have guessed that all these medical marvels would reveal themselves to us in 2009!?
Oh no!!!
Oh. My. God. Well, I'd better stop drinking three dozen cans of pop a day.
Holy shit. 2 secs guys, I'm gonna go and phone my parents! EDIT: My mum was just as suprised and my Dad choked on his Triple Hamburger with extra ham. Goddamn.
Holy shit *does something drastic* Liposuction :smug:
O'Rly better stop shoving buckets of lard down my thorat :350: But how in the [i]fuck[/i] is this from yesterday.
Well, I guess the world will end in 2012 because of this new discovery.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;18798969]Well, I guess the world will end in 2012 because of this new discovery.[/QUOTE] Thats why chunks of the earth collapse in it, the fatties all collapsed in on themselves, formed a black hole in the centre of the earth, and ate pieces of it.
[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18798989]Thats why chunks of the earth collapse in it, the fatties all collapsed in on themselves, formed a black hole in the centre of the earth, and ate pieces of it.[/QUOTE] No, all the fatties will go to their local mcdonalds to demand answers, causing a huge mass. due to it's high number of fat people, Miami, Florida will become the new center of gravity on earth, causing us to spin out of orbit.
Fuck that shit. I'm a fucking Cheeseburger Apocalypse!
How? [img]http://friends.timway.com/photos/Eddielwy/fat%20kid12.jpg[/img]
That's you, I suppose?
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