Drunk mother of four bites boyfriend's testicle; is a cold hearted bitch.

[skynrdfan3]

i now feel a strange pain in my right testicle

[mutant]

[QUOTE=valkery;32963827][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fk4Mkuxzf6Q/TbDAKA9BC9I/AAAAAAAAn2c/C_rQ6yG93ds/s1600/Maria-Topp.jpg[/IMG]

Would not fuck.[/QUOTE]
Wow look at those chompers!

[AntiNazi]

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST READ?!?!?!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U2kju.png[/IMG]

[Saphirx]

Never let an angry women near your crotch ever again.

[Recurracy]

I've gotten a kick there once and that hurt like hell. Jesus I can't even imagine what it feels like to just get bitten.

[MisterSjeiks]

It probably feels like teeth going into your testicles with eXXXtreme force.

[Source]

Suddenly I'm less excited about my next blowjob from the Mrs.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=AntiNazi;32973227]WHAT THE FUCK I JUST READ?!?!?!

*shitty image macro[/QUOTE]

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

[Unbled]

[QUOTE]'Heavily in drink'

Mr Douglas was so traumatised by his injuries that emergency services staff struggled to understand him when he dialled 999.[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking that the alcohol might have played the bigger role in his incoherence...