Minecraft reaches 4 million sales! (and 16 million registered users)

[The Baconator]

[QUOTE=legolover122;33159690]its sad that only 25% of people registered have bought the full version.

its only 20 dollars.

you all should have bought it sooner when it was cheaper.[/QUOTE]

Not everyone turns out to like the game you know.

[Ins4ne]

And if it weren't for mods I probably would've quit playing by now.

[CubeManv2]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/RX2hqi.gif[/img]

[wanksta11]

if you think minecraft is boring, get buildcraft (the mod)

[Eudoxia]

Amazing how far a talentless hack gets sometimes.

[Meller Yeller]

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;33159005]I still haven't bought it.

Am I missing out?[/QUOTE]
I personally didn't like it.

Of course that was before recent updates and it was a glorified building tool with a small survival element.
I just didn't enjoy building because it felt like a total waste of time to spend hours on something that nobody would care about anyways.

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=CubeManv2;33161477][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/RX2hqi.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

I like how Notch has an employee to spin him on his chair while the dirty pheasant Garry has to use his legs.

[ar4you]

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;33162408]I like how Notch has an employee to spin him on his chair while the dirty pheasant Garry has to use his legs.[/QUOTE]

I like how your avatar is Terezi. I assume you read Homestuck?
I love you (>o3o)>

Oh and for the sake of being relevant, $21.95 is a small price to pay for this piece of blocky amazingness.

[TheHypnotoad]

I used to like minecraft.

Still ammusing that the modders have done more work that notch and his team ever will.

Not the first person dwarf fortress it was planned to be unfortunatly.

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;33159005]I still haven't bought it.

Am I missing out?[/QUOTE]It's decent for a few hours if you like exploring, if you like building it's decent for years apparently.

[Jack Trades]

With such amazing luck, Notch can use the money he earned from Minecraft to create something ambitious, something amazing, something that will last forever, something...what? what the fuck is Scrolls?

[It's crispy]

[QUOTE=Jack Trades;33163154]With such amazing luck, Notch can use the money he earned from Minecraft to create something ambitious, something amazing, something that will last forever, something...what? what the fuck is Scrolls?[/QUOTE]

Notch isn't making Scrolls, he's not even part of the team.

[karbine]

4 million * 15 usd, that's 60 million usd.

Holy shit.

[JLea]

Let's Fucking Murder Notch.

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD MURDER NOTCH. HES A FAT SACK OF SHIT AND I HOPE HE IS BRUTALLY KILLED

I want to flay Notch's fat skin off his body

I wish Notch would "dive" into a tank of hydrochloric acid, then post a video online of his skin sloughing off as he screamed in agony

it would be cool to hack notch's still living, screaming body into pieces. sort of like the scene in 127 Hours where you really have to saw through the nerves and sinew, causing unimaginable pain

i'd love to slash notch's carotid artery and just watch him squeal in horror and futilely try to stop the geyser of blood

i legitimately would put a bullet into notch's fat fucking skull without feeling a moment of regret or remorse.

KILL NOTCH AHOhaohfou3hoq3uhqo3ih553qh

i literally, actually want to kill notch. i very strongly desire to kill him

i wish i could kill notch with my bare hands. i want to feel his trachea finally crush shut and watch his fat, bloodshot eyes roll back into his pigface skull

More than anything else in the world I want to fucking kill Notch. I want to stab his fat swedish gut until he dies.

i want to fucking murder notch

I want to hear notch scream in agony and then blubber and gurgle to death like the cop in that video

the real april fools joke is that notch is still alive and breathing despite not having any personal security detail

it'll be kool when notch dies in agony

the guy who pays $10,000 gets to meet notch in person right? hopefully it's some crazy sycophant who will profess gay love for notch then murder him

I've varied on this theme a lot in this post, but I feel the need to reiterate: I could easily murder every single person involved with this project without a moment of remorse or regret.

i hope people steal all his ideas and meet wild success while he looks onward and the mojang paypal account dwindles to nothing. his hired friends abandon him and his fat gf leaves too. then he kills himself on ustream and i jack off to it

I want to slowly guide a dagger into Notch's heart while whispering to him, like the nazi in that one scene near the end of Saving Private Ryan.

If you wouldn't literally, honestly kill notch if given the chance, you're a real piece of work.

Kill Notch

I'm going to kill Notch.

Please kill him. Someone please kill him.

[themodtester]

Jlea, did you escape the mental institute again?

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=JLea;33163281]Let's Fucking Murder Notch.

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD MURDER NOTCH. HES A FAT SACK OF SHIT AND I HOPE HE IS BRUTALLY KILLED

I want to flay Notch's fat skin off his body

I wish Notch would "dive" into a tank of hydrochloric acid, then post a video online of his skin sloughing off as he screamed in agony

it would be cool to hack notch's still living, screaming body into pieces. sort of like the scene in 127 Hours where you really have to saw through the nerves and sinew, causing unimaginable pain

i'd love to slash notch's carotid artery and just watch him squeal in horror and futilely try to stop the geyser of blood

i legitimately would put a bullet into notch's fat fucking skull without feeling a moment of regret or remorse.

KILL NOTCH AHOhaohfou3hoq3uhqo3ih553qh

i literally, actually want to kill notch. i very strongly desire to kill him

i wish i could kill notch with my bare hands. i want to feel his trachea finally crush shut and watch his fat, bloodshot eyes roll back into his pigface skull

More than anything else in the world I want to fucking kill Notch. I want to stab his fat swedish gut until he dies.

i want to fucking murder notch

I want to hear notch scream in agony and then blubber and gurgle to death like the cop in that video

the real april fools joke is that notch is still alive and breathing despite not having any personal security detail

it'll be kool when notch dies in agony

the guy who pays $10,000 gets to meet notch in person right? hopefully it's some crazy sycophant who will profess gay love for notch then murder him

I've varied on this theme a lot in this post, but I feel the need to reiterate: I could easily murder every single person involved with this project without a moment of remorse or regret.

i hope people steal all his ideas and meet wild success while he looks onward and the mojang paypal account dwindles to nothing. his hired friends abandon him and his fat gf leaves too. then he kills himself on ustream and i jack off to it

I want to slowly guide a dagger into Notch's heart while whispering to him, like the nazi in that one scene near the end of Saving Private Ryan.

If you wouldn't literally, honestly kill notch if given the chance, you're a real piece of work.

Kill Notch

I'm going to kill Notch.

Please kill him. Someone please kill him.[/QUOTE]
I'm sensing some hostility from you.

[Donut Hill]

Woop de doo! That is a big achievement for an indie team. Hopefully they will continue updating the game after release and not just abandon it straight away.

[ExplodingGuy]

[QUOTE=Amplar;33163179]4 million * 15 usd, that's 60 million usd.

Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
Maybe Notch can use that money to fund a game that wasn't somebody else's idea placed onto a shoddy Java engine.

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=ar4you;33162819]I like how your avatar is Terezi. I assume you read Homestuck?
I love you (>o3o)>

Oh and for the sake of being relevant, $21.95 is a small price to pay for this piece of blocky amazingness.[/QUOTE]

He's the creator of Homestuck.

[Source]

Man i really need to install this game again, funny thing is i was playing it and all my friends were like "Huh what's that" and then i quit for ages only to see all my friends playing it now.

even if i didn't own it i would have bought it by now, anything to help fund Notch to beat the stupid "Scrolls" lawsuit.

[Jetblack357]

[QUOTE=paul simon;33159665]I think he wrote that so that someone would make a reply like yours so that he can come back and say "Great display of autism there".[/QUOTE]

Not autistic to do that. just do this.

.00057-----4,000,000
______= ______

100--------?

Now, multiply 4 million by 100 and divide by .00057 pretty quick.
Comes to 701,754,385,964 people.

[Nobaddy]

Lovely to see a indie game succeed this much. Shows that one year you can be making a small game in your basement, and just a few years later it's one of the most well known games around.

[swebonny]

All you need is a good idea, which doesn't necessarily have to be completely original, some motivation and you might become rich as fuck.

Good examples would be Minecraft, Angry birds, Doodle jump and so forth.

I wish I had a good idea and got shitton of money. I'd gold entire Facepunch.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;33161778]Amazing how far a talentless hack gets sometimes.[/QUOTE]

Why does your flag say you're in Uruguay

[Charybdis]

[QUOTE=Amplar;33163179]4 million * 15 usd, that's 60 million usd.

Holy shit.[/QUOTE]

Note that the online transaction people probably took a hefty chunk out of that for service charge/tax

[Jack Trades]

[QUOTE=Eric95;33163178]Notch isn't making Scrolls, he's not even part of the team.[/QUOTE]
You're completely missing the point here. Scrolls is still funded by Minecraft money.

[swebonny]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33166007]Why does your flag say you're in Uruguay[/QUOTE]

Hasn't it always been Uruguay?

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=<man>;33159213]So that's 0.00057% of the worlds autistic population![/QUOTE]

I don't get it. Why are people always comparing Minecraft to autism?

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;33171971]I don't get it. Why are people always comparing Minecraft to autism?[/QUOTE]It's just a meme.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=JLea;33163281]Angry, angry words.[/QUOTE]You know, when you write things like this, people can technically forward it to law enforcement and then bad things happen to you.

Just a friendly warning. <3