Brazilian women can now masturbate at work legally.

[DerpHurr]

Looks like she can :shlick: her problems away now.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;29810815]Why do you know what your school's soap feels like on your dick?[/QUOTE]

WHy else? You have to scrub the dirty off you somehow :3:

[Doom14]

For all of you suddenly-frisky men out there, hypersexuality isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Your first thought is probably: "Damn, I bet she'd be a beast in bed and I'd want something like that in my girlfriend."

Sex isn't rock-the-walls amazing unless you dabble a good bit of romance into it or it's your semi-new to the ballgame. And with hypersexuality, it's not compassionate, it's like breathing. Constant, hip-thrusting breathing. Now you know the woman in this article already masturbates 18 times a day, down from 47. Sounds fun, sex all day? Well, she'll either be doing it (or clawing at you) every hour or so. No matter where you are.

A walk in the park? Time for sex.
Grocery shopping? Time for sex.
Driving on the highway? Time for sex.
Got friends over? Sex time.

I had a friend I knew for a short while who had a hypersexual girlfriend, it's not fun.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=Doom14;29819047]For all of you suddenly-frisky men out there, hypersexuality isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Your first thought is probably: "Damn, I bet she'd be a beast in bed and I'd want something like that in my girlfriend."

Sex isn't rock-the-walls amazing unless you dabble a good bit of romance into it or it's your semi-new to the ballgame. And with hypersexuality, it's not compassionate, it's like breathing. Constant, hip-thrusting breathing. Now you know the woman in this article already masturbates 18 times a day, down from 47. Sounds fun, sex all day? Well, she'll either be doing it (or clawing at you) every hour or so. No matter where you are.

A walk in the park? Time for sex.
Grocery shopping? Time for sex.
Driving on the highway? Time for sex.
Got friends over? Sex time.

I had a friend I knew for a short while who had a hypersexual girlfriend, it's not fun.[/QUOTE]

I've actually had one, it sucked for her. She really liked going to school but a car accident totally fucked with her head and she had to be home schooled from that point on. Her family didn't know what to do with her and I had basically run to her house after school.....Its not fun.

[paramud]

[quote]"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."[/quote]

Am I the only one who thinks that this is an oddly specific number.

[NeuFeX]

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29803701]I can see the image, I'm sorry[/QUOTE]

are u goin to the soundgarden/meat puppets concert?

[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sanius;29807649]uncut master race[/QUOTE]

LOL....

[Corn]

[QUOTE=Sanius;29807649]uncut master race[/QUOTE]

OH FUCK HERE WE GO

[img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/17/de6e2579-6a23-4d41-9ca9-9882963fe309.gif[/img]

[Alex_DeLarge]

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;29803659]She's a woman, idiot.[/QUOTE]

Women get sore too. Try having someone fuck you for 3 hours and see if you don't get sore.

[LtBubbles]

Good thing our government is working on bringing tourists to our country
:buddy:

Okay maybe we shouldn't be importing [I]that[/I] kind of tourists..

[cecilbdemodded]

I wonder what her lawyer's winning argument was? "Your honor, if wanking is outlawed only outlaws will be wankers"

I'd ask her "so how many orgasms have you had, Brazilians?"

[Bigby Wolf]

Just saying, this woman never existed and the story is fake.

[url]http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://trimiliquis.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/a-falsa-masturbadora-maluca-de-vila-velha/[/url]

[rrkpp_]

47 times a day

:wtc:

[OrionChronicles]

any Fper's in Brazil who have a camera?

[GrabbinPills]

[QUOTE=Bigby Wolf;29830503]Just saying, this woman never existed and the story is fake.

[url]http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://trimiliquis.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/a-falsa-masturbadora-maluca-de-vila-velha/[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Worsens when the portal comes from a nonsense, because if you get to auntie and say 'look, this here is fake! "She rub A LINK in your poke. E aí? So?[/QUOTE]

i am not market sense make! this of stand article doorway

[Saren]

I'll give her a hand.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=Saren;29834499]I'll give her a hand.[/QUOTE]

No you don't, you'll never get that hand back!

[Kryzech]

I think it's cool.

[Uncle_Earl]

[QUOTE=Kryzech;29842380]I think it's cool.[/QUOTE]

No, it's hot.

[Natahster]

Wait is it Brazilian women or [i]woman[/i]? The one vowel can make a big difference.