Satellite TV making humans invisible to aliens on other planets

[Ryu-Gi]

This is why I use Comcast Digital Cable. With more HD then satellite, it's the smart choice.

Call your local provider and switch today!

It's "Comcastic"!

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19876966]Theres plenty of old content bouncing around out there in space.

We're spamming some poor civilization to death.[/QUOTE]

They're like "WHAT IS THIS FAMILY GUY AND WHY IS IT SO RUBBISH?!?!! THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS TRASH MUST BE A STUPID LIFEFORM!"

(Family Guy's actually OK, but to another life form it may not)

[editline]11:59PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19885255]This is why I use Comcast Digital Cable. With more HD then satellite, it's the smart choice.

Call your local provider and switch today!

It's "Comcastic"![/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4moPhSeDWFI[/media]

No, it's Boomtastic.

[kidwithsword]

We should all go to cable.

[Xystus234]

Jesus. Carl Sagan was right, most civilizations MUST destroy themselves by succumbing to their passions.

Or in our case, us being lazy fucking couch potatoes.

[Carnotite]

[QUOTE=Xystus234;19900011]Jesus. Carl Sagan was right, most civilizations MUST destroy their civilizations by succumbing to their passions.

Or in our case, us being lazy fucking couch potatoes.[/QUOTE]

Hey buddy, I've been collecting x-ray tubes from CRT television sets since before you've been alive and strapping them together so I can boil a hole through the atmosphere and attract some aliens that way.

[NorthernFall]

Heh, at least they won't be able to watch our porn.

[I]Imagine that?[/I]

[Xystus234]

[QUOTE=Carnotite;19900129]Hey buddy, I've been collecting x-ray tubes from CRT television sets since before you've been alive and strapping them together so I can boil a hole through the atmosphere and attract some aliens that way.[/QUOTE]
Brilliant! While you're at it, why don't you hook them up and have them play New Moon and American Idol, that way the aliens can know to avoid hairless apes like us!